"There are demonic kittens?"

"We can make kittens - or humans, if we like - but we can't make minds, they come out really stupid. There are proper animals in Hell but they're precious, we can't just replace them if something happens."

"Huh. - I guess that's sort of better than if you could make humans normally -"

"Tell that to the people who really like kids."

"Demons show up as adults?"

"Yup. The only time a kid would be in Hell would be if they died and became a demon."

"Can they, like, take a summons and hang out on Earth and raise kids..."

"I think some angels get to do that but people don't trust demons, remember?"

"...okay but I could do it. Go to some of the more horrible Muggle orphanages..."

"Oh, wow, they're probably horrid four hundred years ago, aren't they."

"My impression is yeah."

"That'd be nice then. I don't know if I like kids, I don't watch much television."

"What's that?"

"Uh, like plays but recorded."

Nod. "...so what do you actually want, this is lovely but if you're going to want to go shopping we should probably leave for that pretty soon, I have class in the morning."

"Ooh, shopping, I've never been shopping, that's a good idea, they probably sell magic things for money!"

"Magic money that you - uh, would've gone to Azkaban for counterfeiting, I don't know what is going to happen to crime-committing people now. But I have plenty of it."

"The money is magic? Not fair." Pout.

"We can make stuff too, you know. Not nearly as versatile but duplicating something you have is pretty trivial. ...you could probably go sell the banks lots of gold or silver in exchange for money, though, I bet they'd take that."

"They can't duplicate it?"

"I will snag Aaron on our way out and ask him how that works, he'd know and I have only vague ideas."

"Who's that?"

"Yet another brother. I have six."

"Wow. Any sisters?"

"Nah."