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Yes.

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"Okay. So - there're already two worlds, the additional risk from three is pretty minimal, but at some point we're going to have a problem."

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"Yeah. Suppose we can solve it in advance?"

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"...well, wizards can in fact sort of serve as Hell law enforcement if the right spells work on you - can I try Stunning you -"

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"That does what it sounds like?"

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"Yes. I don't even have to be in a scary mental state about it, and mostly it has no side effects but one person a class at Hogwarts will tend to wake up with a headache."

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"How long does it typically last?"

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"Couple hours, usually, but I can wake you up right away."

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"I mean, wait a minute to see if I heal fast or something. Go ahead."

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"Stupefy."

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And now there is an unconscious demon sprawled on the floor.

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He sets a timer. And then floats the unconscious demon and puts him on the couch. 

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He looks very peaceful for about a minute and then his eyelids flutter and he blinks. "...What, was I in the way?" he wonders.

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"Didn't seem very comfortable. Also, wow. It's been about a minute - 54 seconds, if I set the timer right, timers are confusing - so we can knock you out but not for long.

 

...are you okay?"

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"...yes? Should I not be? I don't have a headache if that's what you mean."

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"What I meant was that since we met your expression has most resembled 'happy' when I was mindcontrolling you and when you were unconscious on the floor."

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"I have not been having a great few years."

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"I would offer some form of comfort but I doubt there's much overlap in socially acceptable expressions thereof."

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"I have no idea what's in vogue for comforting people among wizards from 1802."

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"Uh, broomstick sports, chocolate, picking a fight with a juvenile dragon, plotting to take over the world, jumping off the Astronomy Tower..."

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"...picking fights with dragons of any age sounds unsafe for people who are not indestructible. So does jumping off towers."

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"I did not say we take our comfort in advisable activities. There's a spell to catch tower-jumpers, though, it's pretty safe, hasn't been a death at Hogwarts in two decades."

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"...that's not the sort of death rate people brag about in 2179." Cam hauls himself off the sofa and goes back to his seat at the bar.

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"I haven't even told you about Quidditch yet. If broomsticks work for daeva maybe it'll catch on, actually."

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"Maybe. I'm happy to test it out."

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