sad cam is just so fun we can't leave him alone
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"Yeah. It's possible they'd rather die than starve indefinitely in space but I'm not going to ask them."

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"I could look into how the Ministry negotiates with them and figure out a way to ask, but we'll default to not-murder. Are there any other demons interested in being mind-controlled, I don't want to bore Ister - do you mind if I keep doing that -"

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"You'd have takers. I don't know, are you kinking on it as much as he is?"

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"Not that much but not, like, zero."

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"So maybe don't summon him up recreationally or make a point of giving all his friends a turn but it's fine for boxing invisible monsters."

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"Okay." Interested demons off the mail server?

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Several. Ister positively reviewed the experience in uncomfortable detail.

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Well, it's going to be a couple day's work conjuring for and fetching and boxing all of the Dementors in the world. He gives Cam a name - "can I have a circle? And one for a fairy, too -"

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"Random fairy or do you want to try Treeleess again?"

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"I'll ask her first, she was great."

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Circles!

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Miscellaneous demon interested in being mind-controlled? - he should have mentioned to Cam that if it was a girl he probably wouldn't find it interesting in the slightest.

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Either Cam guessed or he randomly selected a girl. She's got a long saw-edged tail and curly horns. "Hi," she says shyly.

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"Hi! I can do the mind-control magic Ister's been telling people about, I have a project that'll take a few days, you probably won't be able to stop me once we start but if you want check-ins every eight hours or so I can probably do that, are you interested?"

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"- check-ins would be good. Um, yes."

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"Okay. Imperio."

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And she dazedly smiles.

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And is Treeleess free?

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Doesn't answer her summons.

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Ah well. Random fairy?

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Here's one!

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"Hi! I'm Timothy. I'm taking these horrible nightmare monsters and putting them somewhere far away in space, we already successfully pulled this off in one country but there are more of them. Are you interested?"

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"...nightmare monsters?"

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"You can't see them, they're magic, we put them in boxes and then you just move the boxes. But they feed on positive emotions and make everyone in their immediate vicinity miserable."

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"Th...that sounds bad... uh, are they going to give me nightmares or do they not work on daeva -?"

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