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He yawns his way down the stairs, ambles over to Bar, sits, and says, "I have a yearning for maple mead today."
Sad Cam and Aral in Milliways
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on-my-word
"Well, don't feel that you need to justify yourself to me. 'It's my fault and I would like to fix it' was enough."
on-my-word
Oh look. The orange juice of woe is all gone.
"Is it too soon to ask again about the maple mead?" he inquires of Bar.
endoftheuniverse
He can have a milkshake with a maraschino cherry and whipped cream and a crazy straw.
on-my-word
"In a manner of speaking."
He tries the milkshake. It's obnoxiously delicious. He sighs.
"I have been here for a week now ordering nothing but alcohol and she keeps insisting on feeding me."
from_scratch
"Well, that's... nice, I suppose. Would I be doing something very irresponsible if I offered you the mead she's withholding."
on-my-word
He sighs.
"If I wanted a drink that badly I could just step outside."
on-my-word
"But thank you for the offer."
This is a really unfairly good milkshake.
endoftheuniverse
You can't tell because she doesn't have a face but Bar is very smug about that.
from_scratch
"You're welcome."
He accepts a drink recommendation, sips it, looks pleasantly surprised.
from_scratch
"How come you've been here for a week, are you waiting for extradimensional magic solutions too?"