He glances at the napkin (which is of course enough for him to read it and memorise it) then blinks and looks up at Kaede, offering her it.

"Er."

She takes it. She blinks at it, then looks up at Sadde, and the movement is... eerily similar, now that they're all paying attention to it.

"Er," she agrees, and that's also eerily similar. "Did you say you were genderfluid?"

"Yes. Did you say you were genderfluid?"

"Yes."

Thomas make a dramatic show of hugging Katur. "Don't worry Katur, I know that you're the only one here without a double of some sort but I still love you."

"...okay this is weird. Am I really narcissistic enough to actually fall in magical love with myself?"

"You know the answer to that question."

"Yes but still."

"Does mean you and the four of them are also probably meant to be, though."

"That is... reassuring? Weird, but reassuring."

"I'm still—this is weird, what does it even mean to say he's me? What else do we have in common? I kinda wanna narrate my life story in minute detail here..."

He gives her a look.

"...oh, that's what it means, I guess."

"Does that mean something that we should know or is that an alt secret?"

"No, I just—knew exactly what he was thinking—and it was 'yes you can narrate me your life story but later, now we both want to go open some portals and fix some problems' and he is absolutely right."

He beams.

"Oh shut up."

"Okay, so it's my time to shine as a doorstop?"

Kaede and—

—Sadde look at each other—

—and decide they should kiss Katur.

Katur is very happy with this development!

So are they!

"I could get used to this."

"Come on, Mr. Doorstop, let's go," she says, after planting another kiss on his cheek.