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[Jackson also didn't tell me you were from another planet!]

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[Uh wow yeah, I am from another planet, I do not know for sure why our languages are at all compatible, even given convergent evolution of how languages should work, on particulars I would expect them to drift very - far - ]

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[Anyways I can try to prove I'm from another planet?]

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[Whaddaya got?]

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[Memories, if this link can support images and those can't be trivially faked. Or I could demonstrate my magic in person.]

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[Link does not support images yet, it's on my to-do list. I'm not near Jackson and Brian, you'd have to come here. Or I could go there but I'd have to take off work.]

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[I can travel. If you're literally on the other side of the world it would take me a while, though.]

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[No, I'm just a few hours away by plane.]

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[What's a plane?]

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[Flying vehicle, goes real fast. How were you planning to get here?]

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[I don't know your units of measurement but I can run faster than the speed of sound, including over water - though preventing sonic booms is annoying so I usually don't do that.]

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[Wow. Okay. Uh, there's stuff in between.]

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[Yeah I don't think this planet's a featureless flat plane or anything. I can navigate enough to run through a forest at that speed, and I can just skirt around any major settlements. But a plane sounds simpler?]

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[I'd think so, yes. I can, conveniently, get you a ticket even if you don't legally exist.]

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[Oh, nice.]

Possibly someone in or working for government, too, then.

[What does getting on a plane involve?]

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[You'd get Jackson or his dom to drive you to the airport, tell the staff at the counter you're a 114 and have them print you a boarding pass, I guess get directions verbally from employees since Jackson says you're not literate in English, and then sit in an uncomfortable chair for a few hours and I'll meet you at my end.]

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[Sounds easy enough.]

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[Cool, I'll get on that. What's your name?]

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[Family name Haruno, given name Sakura.]

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[Okay, I'm going to give that to the airline as Sakura Haruno because that's the local ordering. Apparently Brian can give you a ride to the airport.]

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[Thank you. Everyone's been very helpful.]

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[Welcome to Earth, glad you find it hospitable.]

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As wryly as telepathy will communicate: [Better than the last alien civilization we met.]

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[You've met more?]

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[Yeah. Not friendly. Very long story that sums up to 'our planet has a resource they wanted, retrieving it was destructive, they did not consider our species worth acknowledging, we kicked their ass.' We are now playing extreme catch up, both technologically - we didn't win with pointy sticks and rocks but we may as well have as far as power gap goes - and trying to figure out the best way to get a unified planetary defense in case they come looking for their - we think independent project runner, not someone who would be reporting back often. And definitely before they send an actual military force. Luckily we think we have time...]

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[Wow. What did they want?]

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