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tintin gets exiled on accident
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"Skin, yes. If something has an inch-thick metallic shell I'd be better served by a biotic detonation."

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"Don't think I know of any animals with one of those," he says with a crooked smile, "but I will warn you if I ever do. Shall we?"

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"Yes, let's."

Tintin keeps his pistol low, pointed away from his compatriots, and walks a bit behind Taharqi. 

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The light is low but not entirely gone, and anyway Taharqi soon finds a trail. "Some predator, probably, not trying to hide at all," he says in a low voice. "Big?" The broken branches of trees and little imperfections of shrubbery would indicate something that reaches about shoulder height on him.

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Which is to say, a few inches taller than Tintin. "Excellent."

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Taharqi keeps following and soon finds the creature that created those tracks: an enormous boar, surrounded by a couple of less enormous but still pretty large other specimens. The biggest one is indeed nearly as tall as Taharqi—on all fours.

Meat for days.

He puts a finger to his lips then points at it and looks at Tintin's gun then face.

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Tintin raises the gun, his arm perfectly steady, and pulls the trigger.

There's a dim flash of blue light, a loud crack, and a sizable hole in the boar's head.

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The other two boars screech in surprise, locate the new threat and...

...charge. Rather than running away. Welcome to the Exiled Lands.

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Well that's unfortunate for everyone involved.

Tintin gestures, and a pair of Throw fields materialize and streak into their faces. He isn't expecting that to do much more than stagger them; that's what the pistol is for. Crack. Crack.

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And after that, all is quiet.

Taharqi isn't looking at the dead boars, though.

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"-probably should've warned you about how loud guns are. You alright?"

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Huh? Oh yes he's alright sorry give him a moment while he wraps his arms around Tintin to kiss him.

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Squeak!

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He holds the kiss for a few seconds before pulling back away, laughing. "Sorry, I don't know why, I—" But he's looking Tintin up and down like a very delectable meal.

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"Was that really so attractive?"

Tintin kisses him again, though.

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He will grab Tintin's ass and press their naked bodies together in lieu of answering with words.

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Well, Tintin is experiencing a bit of an adrenaline high, and he feels like grabbing Taharqi's ass and grinding forcefully against him. How about that. 

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Taharqi responds very positively to this! Mostly by squeezing Tintin's body even harder against his and rubbing himself on him somewhat. Maybe some lip biting will be involved also.

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Tintin appreciates being bitten pretty much anywhere Taharqi chooses. He ends up mostly grinding his pussy against Taharqi's thigh and making breathy little noises.

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—okay wait he pulls away and bites his lower lip. "Boars," Taharqi says, his voice a bit raspy. He clears his throat and adds, "You are very hot but we should take those boars back to camp before it gets too much darker."

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"Boars. Yes."

Tintin disentangles himself reluctantly, and gestures at the corpses; they glow blue, and he starts dragging the big one effortlessly along the ground. "Can you get the other two? I'd like a hand free in case I need the gun."

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"...sure." He can grab both extra boars. "And you are going to tell me that is not magic, either."

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"Just biotics! I know I explained biotics - manipulating Mass Effect fields using the Element Zero nodes distributed through my body?"

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"You did say those words! What is Element Zero, exactly?"

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"A crystalline form of something called dark matter, which can locally alter how the world works in respects like gravity."

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