invented to keep out the cold
Oh good, Mika is not at particular risk. Anton and Julio are bad at selling things, which is to be expected, all things considered. Horrible experiments mixing alchemy and necromancy are currently interesting to her only inasmuch as they involve the Urgathoan plague, and in particular the defusing of it.
She composes a letter back to Anton and Julio. How have they been doing? Have they been looking into improving their Acid Splash form? She has after that zombie fight, she would like to be a bit more effective against zombies than she was there. She hunted down some information about brimstone apparently improving it, but it looked expensive for wizards — sorcerers can apparently replicate its effects themselves with a little testing, or at least she can, but they might not be able to get the spell to shut up and stop complaining as well as she can. She also saw a list of books, but they're at the Academae, and the library is famously the best place in Korvosa to find any research material a low-circle wizard might want. Have they ever seen any of these? It might be worth looking into, especially if they're planning to go out on an adventure like that again, and if they do she would love to hear it. Anyway, she's been spending her time with the Guard for the past week, the bust was very impressive, the sewers exploration maybe less so but it was probably necessary even if it was stinky. How have they been? Getting back into the pace of the Academae after the Breaching? Professor Vargas was impressive, are his classes suddenly full?
She goes on for a while. They will expect her to ramble, and she can go on at great length without needing to say that much. By the time she's satisfied with her composition, it's about three and a half pages, neatly written in small, cleanly printed letters. It looks like the letter of an excited sorcerer who's more interested in the idea of the Academae than spiteful at its rejection of sorcery, a sorcerer only getting her first taste of combat experience and somewhere between delighted and terrified. They will doubtless appreciate almost none of it.