"I'm - taken care of. You're not going to hurt me by accident, not compared to - well, not on a scale I'll even notice - I'm not helping -"

"Kinda not helping," Isabella agrees.

"I am probably fixed enough that eventually 'things could happen, other than you turning to be Maira, that would harm me' will - make sense. As an idea. But - 

- not yet, and - 

- I'm not fragile, just recalibrated -"

"I would like to exceed the standard of 'not harm'. Cauliflower routinely achieves 'not harm'."

"I want you to be happy. I want all of this to have not succeeded at fucking with you, no matter how irrevocably it fucked with me -"

Sigh. "I love you."

"I love you."

I am not sure how liberal this particular Elf planet is. Pity.

Are Dwarves likely to care? That one's next.

Nah, they don't even have gender as a concept!

Huh. ...I guess that's how you felt landing on us.

Yep. Except Dwarves do have the underlying biology and just don't have baggage about it and role doesn't supervene on anything so concrete.

What an interesting choice of Aulë's.

Pop.

Oh look, Dwarves. Most of my alts like Aulë best on the basis of his design choices. I'd go with Ulmo but most Ulmos have fewer instances of making themselves useful than ours.

What do they do in the standard trajectory?

Not that much. They do hide a city, which is useful as long as it lasts.

What a stupid pointless waste of life -

Yeah.

Any Ardas far enough for those prophecies Melkor gave you -

Farthest ahead one is Millennia so far. And yeah, the ones verifiable as of then are verified.

I wonder why tell the truth on that. 

Trajectory of Space Arda suggests that while Melkors are intensely sadistically evil they do more highly prioritize derailing things qua derailing things if offered a choice.

...I don't know how to feel about that.

Me either, to be honest.

And Saurons?