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"It will get worse if you do stupid things."

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"I am not sure it can get that much worse!!!"

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"Of course it can - they don't have everybody and you can teleport and read minds - if somebody gets you -"

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"I don't want to be gotten! That's why I'm asking how to avoid dart traps!"

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"And if the next court you go after has something I don't know to warn you about?"

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"...yeah, okay. That'd be bad. 

 

 

But it's not okay they're torturing people."

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"I know that!"

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"So we should figure out a safe way - if I'm invisible and inaudible and far enough away and put sugar in all of them before I get close what goes wrong -"

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"You are in way too much of a hurry and it's going to get you caught if you don't calm down."

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"I'm not going to do anything unless you say it's okay."

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"Okay." Deep breath. She sits down by the roots of her tree and a branch bends down and drops berries in her hand.

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He flops and makes himself a sandwich.

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Munch munch.

"Can you start over with your explanation from the beginning -?" She has paper now.

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"Yeah. There are lots of worlds. You can travel between them. They have different kinds of magic, I have lots of kinds from different worlds. I can teleport and heal and do illusions and invisibility and inaudibility and turn people into birds with Loki's magic, I can make arbitrary matter with demon magic, I'm indestructible because I'm kind of reckless and it seemed like a good idea, I can read minds because I'm an Elf and Elves can just do that. There are alternate universe versions of the same people in different worlds. That's how I knew to look for you, you're an alternate universe version of my Boots."

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"I can make gates but I'm not sure if they go where you're from. I think the mortals in the mortal world I know of don't have wings. Or magic."

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"I bet your gates obey adjacency but still, that'll be really useful once we find the peal. Do you know what languages they speak in the mortal world you know of -"

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"No idea, languages are weird."

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"...languages are weird?"

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"Yeah."

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"...what's weird about them? All of them? Including whatever we're currently speaking?"

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"I'm not speaking a language, I'm just plain speaking. I don't know why mortals use languages, they seem like a hassle."

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"- what do you mean 'just plain speaking' -"

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"...I'm just, talking? Without - encoding it."

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"...when you talk, you use your tongue to make sounds, right? How do you decide which sounds -"

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"I don't, I just decide what words."

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