<I am Matirin-Ashal-Nelinfir> Matirin says to the woman. <It is a pleasure to meet you.>
She raises an eyebrow at him.
<I cannot hear you if you think at me, you have to talk.>
"Oh, okay. I'm Amanda Norell. Nice to meet you too?"
<How did you become a Yeerk host?>
"Coworker asked me if hypothetically I'd want to be abducted by aliens, I said yeah, then I got abducted by aliens."
<I could imagine some people being upset that their answer was used against them in that way.>
"Yeah probably a lot of them were but - there are aliens, with FTL, and now also magic, fighting a secret shadow alien war? I do not wish I was worrying about rent and watching sitcoms and missing out on this."
<Would you prefer to be - involved in it and not a puppet for a Yeerk?>
"Hmmm, maybe? I miss eating and at some point I am going to get seriously resentful about how little I am getting laid but it's way less stressful this way, and I think I'm considerably less likely to die? Am I, do you people also kill the hosts when you execute Yeerks you're mad at."
<No! That would be monstrous. We understand that hosts are not responsible for the things that their Yeerks forced them to do. ...it is possible that the U.S. government will consider voluntary hosts within its national institutions to be collaborators with an enemy occupation and I do not know how they'll handle that.>
Eyeroll. "It's, like, half of Congress, they're going to award themselves larger pensions about it probably. Uh, anyway I think I just wouldn't be doing anything this interesting on my own? And there are downsides but they are way smaller than the downsides of just never really doing anything interesting. I guess this is probably not a problem alien war princes have. Is prince a - hereditary title, are you Andalite nobility -"
<It is a military command rank. We do not have hereditary titles. Our leaders are democratically elected.>
"That's not very Klingon. Which was sort of the analog I was going with, warrior race who calls their ships TailStrike and Mhalir was super unsure if you understood the concept of not killing people if they surrender..."
<I am unfamiliar with a people by that name.>
"Nah, they're sci fi, they're fake. ...I assume."