Dear Lan Zhan,
As you know, I am not the biggest fan of your sect's 3000 rules (which is really too much even if each one was reasonable) but this one is definitely the worst. It hasn't even been one week yet and I miss you so much. And the baby. Give the baby my love! Tell the baby their other mommy loves them very much. Ah, silly me, telling the baby I love them before I say it to you. I love you Lan Zhan!!! I miss you a lot! Love you love you love you. Ugh, this being separated thing sucks SO MUCH.
I imagine by now your brother has probably told you what happened on the trip I was supposed to be taking with Meng Yao. I want to say first of all that I did NOT somehow orchestrate things so this would happen when I couldn't explain myself to you in person. I am really sorry about that part, even though it is definitely not my fault.
Also it does NOT count as demonic cultivation. I had NO IDEA putting the Yin Iron in contact with a corpse would have the effect it did even if it's kind of staggeringly obvious in retrospect. Robbing a grave causes undead too and that's not considered demonic cultivation. I'm sorry anyway, even though it's definitely not demonic cultivation at all it kind of does look like it from the outside and that might cause problems for you. I don't want to cause you problems. Although probably it's inevitable that I will cause you problems given who I am as a person. I hate the idea of causing you problems and being unable to kiss you and cuddle you about it.
It is also not my fault that Wen Ruohan managed to figure out a way to track our piece of Yin Iron precisely enough that he could figure out where we were going and ambush us. It is my fault that I went 'well, hm, I thought Xue Yang would think a dead body was a place nobody would ever look, therefore nobody less twisty than me would look on a dead body, therefore hiding the Yin Iron on a dead body is a good idea,' and it is extra special my fault that I then went and did it. That was really disrespectful and I have apologized to both Meng Yao and Meng Shi about it a lot. But! My experimental Yin-Iron-suppressing talismans worked, like, implausibly well, under the circumstances, and that is also my fault, sort of? If either of them wants me to apologize more than I have I will but I think it worked out pretty well in the end!
Speaking of how well it worked out, I floated the idea with your brother, and he needs plausible deniability, but when the war is over and we've recovered the other Yin Iron pieces from Wen Ruohan (or if Xue Yang ever coughs up the location of his piece), do you know where your mother is buried? Because I was thinking, wow, I'm so happy for Yao-ge, but if I had to pick just one dead mom to bring back it would be Lan Zhan's, and then it occurred to me that maybe the circumstances could be replicated.
Unfortunately, considering there are four Yin Iron pieces in total, I have no idea what happened to my own parents' bodies after the night-hunt that killed them. I've thought about Uncle Jiang, but he was kind of conflict-avoidant and I don't know that he'd be happy coming back in such controversial circumstances, especially considering we've only got four shots at this.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I think you might like Meng Shi. She's very nice, and also, like, polite and stuff. Yao-ge is very protective of her, which, like, so valid.
Maybe the point of the two-week rule is that then you have two weeks worth of missing your beloved pent up to let out on your wedding night. Because that is definitely happening. I LOVE you and I MISS you and I am going to put my hands on you in places that don't even EXIST.
-Wei Ying