"You want Meng Yao for a sworn brother," Jiang Cheng says.
"Yes."
"Are you trying to make it harder for me to be the cool uncle?"
"Didn't cross my mind. What, afraid of the competition?
"Of course not!"
"Good, 'cause it was his idea to bother asking permission first and if you'd been difficult about it I was going to have to insist. I didn't know ahead of time what I would hypothetically be using to insist but if it'd been about the cool uncle thing I'd've threatened to tell them all kinds of embarrassing stories from your childhood."
"Shijie!"
"What? I didn't think it was likely that you were going to refuse or anything."
"I'm not, I'm not. ...Mom might object. Considering Madam Jin is her best friend."
"Madam Yu can cope, if Madam Jin didn't want her son outshone by a half-brother she should've raised a cooler son. Or, you know, married not Jin Guangshan."
"I'm not objecting in principle, I'm just saying, if Mom decides to be difficult about it, you get to deal with her."
"I don't promise not to try to shirk dealing with her but I do promise to try to do it in such a way that doesn't make you or Shijie deal with her instead."
Sigh. "That's all I can ask."