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“…they haven’t decided. To be a man or not.”

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"...makes sense, I guess."

Incorporeal spirits. It's not like they're really men or women, any more than they really have cute blond ponytails.

"Do you always pick one and stick with it?"

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He shakes his head.

“Lot of times they find one they like better. But some of them switch off a lot. And some of them just…don’t work like that. Or want to be a sunflower or something.”

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"Checks out. How come those kinds don't show up in the Bible?"

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“…what do you mean?”

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"All the angels in the Bible are dudes! Definitely no sunflowers."

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“Can’t tell you anything about what’s going on with angels,” he says, making a face.

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"Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities."

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He makes another, different face.

“…I guess I could ask about it, if you really want to know.”

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"...ask who?"

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“Valentine. Or someone. Who was an angel.”

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"......huh?"

 

Do demons reproduce. Demons aren't supposed to reproduce. This is a moral catastrophe of staggering magnitude.

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“…I was a human. A while ago.”

He’s avoiding looking her in the eye, and he’s a little pink.

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"Humans don't turn into demons," she contradicts, back on firm footing.

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“I know that,” he protests, now fully red.

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"...then ... oh. Oh."

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"...hey! You let me undress in front of you!"

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“—why does that make a difference!”

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"Demons don't count! They don't even have, like -- bodies or sexes or sexuality or anything!"

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“…demons definitely have sexuality,” he says, not sure where to start on addressing the first two.

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"...whatever for?"

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Blink.

“What?”

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"...it's not like they can make little baby demons!"

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“…I don’t know why they like sex. They just do.”

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"...are you sure they actually like it?"

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