Sep 20, 2020 1:13 AM
a bell and a dayo in pathfinder
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"I mean, even if it's just a year or two they wake you up in the middle of the night and I think most people feel at least slightly more murdery on short sleep. So a drow who wants a kid buys a milk slave if nothing else."

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"Could instead hire a nanny."

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"In a drow city you've just got drow and slaves. Maybe, like, a contingent of duergar or something passing through who are neither, but not hiring out nanny services."

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"Oh yeah I know the drow problem is way harder I was thinking about the elves up here."

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"Maybe they do hire nannies, I don't know."

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"I wonder how you guys even evolved such a distaste for babies. Or, I suppose, failed to evolve a taste."

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"My theory is there's something on Castrovel that makes us like babies."

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"That... I suppose would make sense yeah."

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"I'm mostly against mind-altering drugs but I think I might make an exception in order to like babies for an hour as an experiment if I ever find myself on Castrovel and they offer me the 'grubs are cute' mushroom or whatever!"

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He laughs. "Under what conditions would you accept using it in less experimental forms?"

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"I'm not having children till they can be demigods."

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"Very valid. Although I'm not sure what a god's dating prospects are."

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"Having demigods isn't a priority, just a minimum requirement."

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"Still curious about godly dating lives now."

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"Well, I know all the verses to Nocticula's Favored, but if you want to know about anybody else you will have to scandalize their clerics."

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"The downside of not being one myself is the lack of any personal means of communication with the divine."

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"Some of them do have kids, I hear."

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"It's very mysterious!"

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"Well, you know, with divine power on your side doing something mortals can manage by accident is probably trivial."

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Giggle.

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"You adventure? Do you have a stable party at the moment?"

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"I do and I do not, respectively. I'm just coming off a small break from it."

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"What was the break for?"

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"I take 'em occasionally to help out with some church stuff. Mostly on the money side or teaching side when they'll let me."

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"Will you be instructing me in economics?"

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