It's an ordinary early autumn night in New York: chilly; not uncomfortably so, yet, but promising to get colder as the season wears on. A scruffy, long-haired vagabond emerges from the shadows in the alley behind a clothing store, unhesitatingly enters the passcode to disarm its security system, quickly picks the lock, and goes quietly in.
When the office shuts down for the day, she has an early dinner and checks in with Penny.
<argylecape> Hey, how's it going?
<PennyLane> I'm alright
<PennyLane> Dad's gone quiet again though
<PennyLane> How about you?
<argylecape> Stakeouts are kind of boring, I've been working on learning Dougal's computer so I can read what he types on it.
<argylecape> Interesting couple days aside from that, though. Remember Sadde, my other friend who knows Hollister?
<argylecape> Turns out they have more going on than just mysterious Sideways related knowledge.
<argylecape> I should start at the beginning, I guess - they called me, they were freaking out about me maybe being dead, and in the voicemail I could hear them flicker - but they were still /themselves/, and worried about me and wanted to help, even in the middle of it
<argylecape> Like, I don't know enough about Picassos to be /sure/ they're safe, but
<argylecape> If they aren't it wouldn't be because they didn't want to be. And they came right back out of it.
<argylecape> Yeah.
<argylecape> Anyway, it sounded like they flickered because they were so upset, so... seemed like the safer option to talk to them.
<argylecape> They're not too happy about lying to Hollister but I think they get how important this is, I told them about Dougal.
<argylecape> I don't think I am, but Sadde didn't notice actually flickering, so I guess I don't know. Is there a way to check?
<PennyLane> The flickering is usually noticeable
<PennyLane> But I think most people are probably wrong about how cubism works
<PennyLane> Was just checking.
<argylecape> Okay.
<argylecape> That's a little worrying for Sadde, then.
<argylecape> Anyway, I'll keep an eye on it.
<argylecape> And there's another thing about Sadde that's less about them exactly and more, okay, this world is weirder than we thought.
<argylecape> They can shapeshift just a little.
<argylecape> Yeah, they're - the word is bigender, I'm not sure you'll know what that is, it's that sometimes they're a boy and sometimes they're a girl.
<argylecape> That happens, it's not usually a superhero thing or anything, it's just how some people are.
<argylecape> But when Sadde's a girl they /are/ a girl, and vice versa.
<PennyLane> Like they change their body biologically?
<PennyLane> But only gender?
<argylecape> That seems possible. Though it seems like if someone can be just that much Picasso and no more, and be walking around fine, that's still pretty surprising.
<PennyLane> It's sort of what I mean when I say we don't understand cubism.
<PennyLane> Did I tell you about the girl selling cookies?
<PennyLane> Okay so a while ago
<PennyLane> Bit before we met actually
<PennyLane> My dad and I were mapping the Sideways and we ran into this new import called Dave while we were being chased by this girl scout Picasso
<PennyLane> She didn't really know she was a Picasso, they never do, she just wanted to sell cookies
<PennyLane> And she cornered us, and we thought we were done for, but then Dave paid her
<PennyLane> Just, like. Threw money at her.
<PennyLane> She thanked him and went away.
<argylecape> That sounds like what I've heard from them, too, yeah.
<argylecape> The one in the tower had an attitude problem that I don't think had anything to do with him being a Picasso at all.
<PennyLane> Right, so
<PennyLane> Everything we know about Picassos say the girl shouldn't have vanished just because we paid her
<PennyLane> But she did
<PennyLane> So I think Picassos may... not be all bad
<PennyLane> Kinda stuck
<PennyLane> They don't really realize they're Picassos, most of the time
<PennyLane> They're stuck in a loop, a single moment forever, and if you break them out of the loop then that helps
<PennyLane> But then being a Picasso has a lot to do with how you think, what your brain's doing.
<PennyLane> Yeah
<PennyLane> So your friend knows a lot about the Sideways, spent time there, and is part-cubist
<PennyLane> That might just mean they're, you know, sort of in-between