"Wait, shit, how big of a boost does it give, then?"

"Cuts the cost of buying the magic in half, so, good if you are a warlock and do not have class affinity in potions, but you have to wear the outfit to brew. I think it is not a good deal for you if you lean academic, to be clear. But it is not possible to buy this specific witch's old clothes at witch Walmart."

"Ehh, potions doesn't sound that cool anyway. But also a lot of the ones that do sound cool are Warlock stuff. What all do Academics get? I remember runes but the coolness of that one depends a lot on specifics."

"Runes are how you make magic items! The one for your clothes and broomstick is also Academic affinity, and there's portals, and aethernautics which is like astronomy and dimensional physics together."

"Why must I be God's most indecisive soldier."

"That one is not offering you any bribes at all."

"I- uh, wait, Abrahamic God is real?"

"Probably! There is at least somebody who is quite big and not anybody else. The pan-Abrahamic witchy faction are pretty sure."

"The whatnow?"

"There are factions, you can be in one - it is sort of like picking a country to live in only it affects what magic you can get. There's a pan-Abrahamic faction and they are called the Watchers. I am for job reasons neutral about factions though I can say things about what's popular lately and what your other choices would work well with mechanicswisely."

"Aren't there like, rules against witchcraft in all three of the Abrahamic religions?"

"Not the sects full of witches!"

"I see. What are the other factions?"

"Two colleges called Arcadia and Hawthorne, the Feywilds ay kay ay the Alfheimr Alliance, Lunabella which is on the moon, the Hespatian Covens, and the O.R.C. - sort of magic law enforcement ish - and Alphazon - megacorp to own them all."