"I will assume this is a 'yes' to my unspoken question?"

"I'm pretty sure it is," says Ashras. "But not having heard the question, it's hard to say."

"Well, perhaps the question could be more usefully phrased as 'which of us should put one of these on?' as opposed to a yes-or-no question."

Ashras considers the respective implied scenarios, and then says, "Probably me."

Sadde grins. "If you insist. I should probably put it on you to show you how to do it."

"Seems reasonable."

So he grabs a new one because the first one is all stretched out for the demonstration, and if this pause in their relevant activities has caused Ashras' interest to wane, oh, well, Sadde is sure he can think of a thing or two he can do to renew it.

It hasn't waned much. Sadde is just such an interesting person.

That's good! So Sadde makes sure Ashras is as interested as he can be, and then gives a practical demonstration on how to work this arcane Earthly artefact.

The arcane Earthy artefact... sure is something. But okay, it seems pretty straightforward. Consider Ashras educated on the subject.

There is a certain other Earthly product that should probably also be used to facilitate these matters, and Sadde will also demonstrate how to use it after fishing its container from his bedside table's drawer. My, he's so prepared.

Well, this one is at least a concept Ashras has encountered before, so the explanation goes a bit more smoothly. Appropriately enough.

That's reassuring! So after Sadde has managed to appropriately smooth everything up, he decides he would like to see Ashras' face, so he pins him to the bed, sitting on Ashras' stomach with his legs to either side of him, pinning his arms (not very much) and leaning forward to kiss him.

Less giggly. More - interested.

Well, then. Perhaps Sadde could then position himself just so and then lower himself...

This was such a good idea.

This was such a good idea.

Ashras is learning so much about the importance of good planning today! But whatever. It's totally fine. He doesn't care if they need another shower. It will be worth it.

Yes. Sadde also feels terribly smug about causing such strong unexpected feelings. Look at him, smugly squeezing—yeah.

Sadde is so great. Ashras is extremely enthusiastic about Sadde and his cute face and his great ideas and his general delightfulness.

Sadde leans forward again to kiss Ashras, because there's absolutely no reason why he should be only doing one thing at a time.