-El shuts her eyes against the light, mind running through her counterattack, since apparently she's going to be alive to give one-
She opens her eyes.
"Oh, orcs and dwarves have been at war in living memory, is pretty much it. Most people don't sit around and wait for me to loudly declare I hate the orcs' current leaders."
She glances at Bellona, but nods. "Road's a bit farther down the mountain. Come on." She sets off.
Down the mountain. More walking, yay.
El quietly turns her fingers back to normal and tugs the glove on again.
"The short version is that alchemy is the process by which one uses energy to effect changes on an object or material's gross properties or to catalyze a chemical reaction. The long version is considerably longer, and best accompanied by diagrams."
"Interesting. There's magic weapons, and wizards and the like can use magic of course, but none of it sounds - regular, like that. Certainly can't get a definition of magic out of an elf."
She laughs. "I've heard rumors that one can change shape, actually. But I haven't heard that about any of the others, and you're probably not her."
Shape-changing dragons, now. Add that to the orcs, elves, dwarves, and humans and this world's a veritable menagerie.
"I am, alas, as human as I appear."
She laughs. "I doubt I'd be good at being anything else. Of course, I'm bad at being an orc, too."
"Don't do what I'm told, don't follow marching orders, defy whichever petty jerk people are bending knee to lately..."