He's got the best Haru.

(...fuck.)

The dungeon was fortunately not all that hungry, as dungeons go. They get everybody out and find the core and slay it.

Yeah. They should go home. Away from these people who think they're dirty and sinful and horrible. He's had enough of that from his father.

Mini-breaks left him less backlashed than he usually is after a dungeon but on net not less inclined to jump Jaeha's bones.

...yeah okay he's going to be dirty and sinful and delightful instead. He's going to be sinning so much with Haru.

Haru would debate this choice of words if it were spoken out loud but Jaeha's got better things to do with his mouth.

Yes. He does.

yoo-min-max: @traceless bro you're on the Malaysian news with @KangJaeha
yoo-min-max: y'all were too gay in public
yoo-min-max: it's a scandal
yoo-min-max: lmao

taegun fan no. 1183: get rekt malaysia

yoo-min-max: preach

🔔traceless: they invited me! it is on my work profile that I have this protocol now for dungeons that are going to be hitting me in the brain a lot! they should write to their elected representatives or something.

yoo-min-max: you're right they should

🐠nemo: can u imagine like "omg my son's life was saved by a HOMO how DARE you allow them in our country"

🔔traceless: I can indeed imagine this. I was imagining it with relish throughout the process, I spent more intervals outside the dungeon than usual.
🔔traceless: getting my smooch on.

taegun fan no. 1183: you 2 looked so cuuuuuuute together

yoo-min-max: @SenSoJoo this could be us but u playin'

SenSoJoo: ^.^

🍸nomu?: lmaoooooo @yoo-min-max just give up already

yoo-min-max: never!

🍉melonmelon: a million malaysians are incognito on ao3 right now probably
🍉melonmelon: something has been awakened in them

💤Zzzzgirl: yessssss.
💤Zzzzgirl: this is how we bring about world peace and equality
💤Zzzzgirl: send in the pretty boys to save lives and SMOOCH about it

🔔traceless: what even is the extradition situation. if someone had made a federal case out of it

kitkatcat: there isn't one, if they tried it they would forfeit all international assistance in clearing dungeons
kitkatcat: it also wouldn't work because we'd obviously fight the country for you
kitkatcat: but even without that they would have bigger problems

💤Zzzzgirl: esper immunity, baby!

🔔traceless: man how strong is that. can I get away with murder
🔔traceless: maybe just grand theft auto
🔔traceless: a little art fraud, a little open water piracy

kitkatcat: lol! no crimes unless it's dungeon related, sorry
kitkatcat: but since it was in your duties of closing the dungeon they asked for help with
kitkatcat: best they can do now is pout and be pickier about asking for help