Picks up her glasses, puts them on, and discovers that she can't see a damn thing.

She blinks. She takes them off again.

Perfect vision. 

What the hell —

She is probably going crazy!

"Sable, Sable wake up, something's wrong, I don't know what's going on —"

Crash-scramble bootup. Okay, she's Sable and her girlfriend is panicking, right, no time.

"Bwuh? C'mere, sweetie."

She sits up in bed and pulls Ava into her arms.

"Tell me what's going on. Also, d'you sound different or something?"

"Do I sound different?"

More squeeze regardless.

"I can see without my glasses, either my vision suddenly fixed itself or I'm hallucinating, please tell me this isn't a dream and I'm okay?"

"... We do both sound different."

"Huh. And I can see you clearly without my glasses, now that you mention it. So either we're both having the same hallucination, and we-Pirates have never really been prone to that, on top of shared hallucinations being less likely than separate, or this is probably real."

Ava exhales. "Okay. Okay okay okay. What's changed? What's going on? Clearly it's something about us and not the glasses or the voice pitch—"

She tosses off her blankets and quickly starts to pull off her top and skirt —

Her breasts are bigger than she remembered.

"Where is my dick?!"

"What!?"

She checks herself over thoroughly.

Tits bigger, waist slimmer, hips wider, pretty little pussy instead of a cock...

"Holy shit did we get magic overnight transitions!?"

"It really looks like it!!!!"

"But, like, that is Not Supposed To Happen."

"This is, like, something out of a genderswap manga or something, right? This doesn't happen in real life."

"... Was Lucy right about the True Sea...?" 

"No, no, we'd be crashing out in that case, not just randomly turned into girls and abandoned..."

"... Iiiiiii have no idea what the fuck is going on."

"No, if Lucy was right, Maya would be laying atop us rather than in my head right now. This is something weird and unprecedented. We're still like... recognizable? But prettier and more femme and upgraded. So. Huh. Something weird's clearly going on."

She squeezes Ava tighter. "Probably the thing to do is not to panic, and just look for other clues? If there are any? And otherwise just enjoy it?"

"I guess, yeah..." 

Ava lets out a little breath. 

"Can you hug me?"