"Oooh, I definitely want to see that. I wonder if we can convince PR to publish that."

"It's probably a bad idea, honestly, but we can watch it ourselves."

"Would it be a bad idea to show it to him in the brig?"

"Prrrrrobably."

"Awwww."

"Yeah, I know."

"He was angry at Rewind before, now..."

"...now let's hope they Birdcage him."

"Yup. It might be useful to publish funny videos of him, so he won't be able to command as much respect as he could before..."

"No, that's exactly why not to, we don't want him thinking he'd better go earn some extra respect."

"Yeah, you're right," they—

—he sighs.

"I make a habit of that."

"Yes, I've noticed. It's why I love you." Pause. "Well, it's one of the reasons."

"It would be weird if you loved me for exactly one reason."

"It would! Thankfully there are a whole host of those."

Giggle.

"We should throw a party for having captured him."

"I'd like to schedule it for after he's no longer in our custody and it's not our fault if he gets out."

"Vvvvery good idea, but fortunately he doesn't have an Empire Eighty-Eight to rescue him."

"I'd still rather not assume he's totally without a contingency."

"Yeah, of course, and in any case it's not like musings about humiliating him will change anything."

"Indeed not." Yawn. "I think I'm crashing. G'night."

"Good night, love. Sleep well."

She squeezes his hand and goes to meet up with her dad and bounce home.