"The previous regime was stable for several thousand years and this one intends to do better."

"Okay...do you want me to just put check marks on things, or verbally confirm them, or what?"

"Ideally you talk through your choices with me and ask questions and discuss details as they come up, but either checkmarks or verbal notes will work. Once you're satisfied with what you've chosen I'll produce a clean copy of the proposed agreement for you to look over for final confirmation, and bring your girlfriend into the dream so we can explain the situation to her."

"Okay, well, I'm just checking everything in the sex and gender options, I don't think that part needs a whole lot of discussion."

"Reasonable."

"And the humanity ones...ah, okay, I do have a question now." She points to the "phallic options" section. "Logistically speaking, how do the giant penises...work?"

"In which respect?"

"Well, I assume they aren't purely decorative, but do they automatically come with bonus stretchiness, is outercourse involved...? Human flesh only has so much give."

"Ah, those details are partly determined by later choices. Outercourse, limiting sizes to what's feasible for your body, and letting you be damaged by infeasible sizes are all available, as is sticking to dream encounters where physical logistics hold less sway. You could also spend a body modification reward on 'bonus stretchiness' if you like."

"Noted." She'll check all the penis sizes, then. 

Human details...hm. 

She taps the pen thoughtfully against the clipboard. 

"I'm getting a little hung up on 'ugly,'" she admits. "I'm just...failing...to think of examples."

"It's possible that you don't process attractiveness that way and that category is meaningless to you, in which case you might as well check it," he says. "Or it's possible that there's such a thing as a person you'd find unattractive and if you check that box you may find out what that looks like."

"I mean there are people I find unattractive, but, like, that's because they're assholes, not because there's something wrong with their face."

"Then it sounds like the Ugly option is effectively free for you. We won't begrudge you taking it even if it doesn't effectively expand your pool of possible partners; that sort of thing is a known and accounted-for cost of standardization."

"Thanks." Check. 

She checks all of the age options...all of the demihuman details...hm.

"Does 'misc. demihuman' mean 'all of the other demihuman things' or am I supposed to come up with, like, a list."

"It's a catchall. If you want to be more specific about what you like and dislike in that space, there are Blacklist and Special Mention write-in sections at the end of Partner Preferences."

"Oh, good to know."

Humanoid details yes...monstrous details...

"Okay, I have a thing where I'm not sure if blacklist is the right solution or not."

"Go on?"

"So, the 'mundane animal' and 'monstrous animal' options are I assume sentient demons who just look like animals."

"Yes."

"But I have inferred it from aspects of this situation that I am not going to remember. So I'm fine with those options if and only if it is somehow made clear in situ that they are sentient beings."

"Make a note in the Blacklist section; it's close enough."

"Okay, cool."

Aaaand Special Mentions. 

"Special Mentions aren't just for things not covered by the previous options, they're also for things within the previous options I'm particularly into?"

"Yes, exactly. The more we know about your preferences, the better we can match you with partners and situations you'll tolerate or enjoy."

"Gotcha." 

She is Specifically Into:

-Partners who aren't even a little bit humanoid.
-Partners who aren't even pretending to be biologically plausible
-Wings
-More than the normal number of limbs in more than the normal number of places
-Prehensile dicks
-Weird orifices
-Goo people
-That thing where the skin is completely transparent and the inner squishy bits are partially transparent and you can see the skeleton and also the way all the different organs and muscles move in relation to each other. 
-Bioluminescence
-Weird inhuman bodily fluids
-Plant people
-Mushroom people
-People who are or appear to be derived from taxa that don't fit into any of the above, like, xenophyophores or something
-Weird genitals that do not fit under the standard human classification of sexual organs
-Testicles located inside the phallus, instead of hanging independently or inside the torso
-This one specific shape/configuration of penis she invented while writing weird monsterfucker porn during puberty (she sketches it).
-Multiple dicks from the same guy in multiple orifices
-Ovipositors laying unfertilized eggs down your throat

"I'm probably going to come back to this later, this is just what I immediately thought of off the top of my head."

"Let me just..." He taps the side of the clipboard and an extra blank page of Special Mentions inserts itself after the first. "There. I believe you're going to make a lot of less popular demons very happy."