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...if he just stays here despite saying bye will they just ignore him.

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God. What is up with these people. Also who's this "God" he keeps talking to in his head. 

Whatever.

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Anyway! Now he's curious so he's gonna Siimgle this Lucas Yahontov character.

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Lucas Yahontov is one of five children of Kiyoshi, James, and Alexei Yahontov (though he's the only one of all of them with a Simpedia page of his own). He was married once and had one daughter by his wife before they divorced. His ex-wife, daughter, and son-in-law died in a tragic rock climbing accident in Mt. Komorebi and he's raised his twin grandsons alone since then. He never remarried. He went to the Foxbury Institute and majored in psychology, and he was also a member of the Chi Beta Gamma fraternity while there, and has been a very generous donor to the university throughout his career.

He had no formal training as an actor, according to a vlog post, and learned it "on the go". He started acting as an extra in Growing Up Crumplebottom before being promoted to regular then main cast as audience response to his character was really positive. That launched him into the spotlight and he became a global superstar while he was still a young adult, starring in blockbusters like Of Tea & Treachery and Captain Sigma: Olympus Landing. He's been less active as an actor recently, though, and has instead been focusing on his (very prolific) vlog, his personal brand of wellness products and cosmetics, and modelling.

Unlike many other celebrities of his level of fame, he doesn't seem particularly shy of the media and paparazzi, and has hosted multiple parties and meet & greets. He also seems to love giving people autographs and taking pictures with his fans, so his entire life trajectory has been extensively documented.

Perhaps of interest to Peter is the fact that he is incredibly fit, even as an elder, and he often doesn't wear any clothes at home and does not particularly seem to avoid being photographed then either.

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Of interest to Peter? What exactly are you trying to insinuate, here?

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Really.

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So uh how uh b—

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Oh he's big. Like, shockingly so.

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Disadvantage (?) of embracing the nudist lifestyle while at home is that he cannot disguise the effect these pictures are having on him.

Something to distract him, something to distract him, he has class soon, right?

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In half an hour.

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He can just spin and get dressed actually so he'll do that and now he's testing the tensile strength of his jeans but at least he's not obviously hard which is best.

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But he might want to go look at some more of those pics.

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There's Lucas's vlog, too! He records it at home.

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How is that, like, allowed? Peter thought it was meant to be scandalous for famous people to show skin like that.

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Well it is scandalous! Lucas Yahontov does not have a pristine reputation and there are articles on tabloids talking about how much of a slut he is and so on. Some are really mean.

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Peter doesn't have enough time to read all of that and also he's not sure why he even wants to, he was never interested in celebrities' lives*. He guesses he might meet this particular celebrity tomorrow and it's normal to be curious? ...also this celebrity is ridiculously hot but, like, this is true of many celebrities. He thinks. Probably. He guesses he doesn't actually know any celebrities by name so maybe it's one of those things he might need to check for himself because it might not be true.

 

* He was instantiated with the memory of never having been interested in celebrities' lives. This is the last time he's going to add this caveat in his head, it's getting exhausting.

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Anyway, he should go to class.


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It is now three hours later.

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Which means that it is lunch time and he has the rest of Thursday! What will he do with that time?

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idk

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He wasn't talking to you.

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Talking to oneself can be a symptom of numerous psychological disorders—

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So, there's in theory a Thinned Festiveil going on right now, and he could go talk to the Grim Reaper. Or, like, try to run into him or something. But there'll be another one on Saturday and they happen pretty regularly and Peter is no longer that terrified of death. It seems like being a witch provides him with a way to just avoid it being a problem, so long as he can actually learn the recipes for the relevant potions and—he supposes he'll need to actually procure the ingredients, too, which might be tricky to obtain.

Hmm.

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Is there a point in him staying in college rather than just spending his time on magic?

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