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Abadar uses a helm of opposite alignment on Hagan and a bad time is had by all
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"I really do wanna look for the gate. Just want to hear about girls to soothe my wounded ego."

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"Ah. Yeah, I'll let you know."

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"Thanks."

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She does not find any particular evidence that anyone else likes Hagan. This is because they all have terrible taste or, like, don't have magic and are sensible people who need someone who can effectively do farm work. She can probably point Fazil and Mahdi in the direction of some sensible girls with crushes. 

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They are happy about this! Slightly wistful about home, but so it goes, sometimes, when you're an adventurer.

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Apparently it is.

Uhh there are some people who think that Hagan is pretty, if that makes him feel any better? All kind of finding that whole missing arm thing pretty unfortunate, though. 

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"I'm sure my wounded pride will recover someday."

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"Maybe you can find a nice spellcaster in the next kingdom over. Immediately after finding a gate."

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"Maybe."

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"I'm sure the gate's the harder part."

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"Don't - I appreciate the intent but I think commiserating about my love life will not help actually."

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"Sorry. I just don't actually think you're that doomed on this front, honestly. High-level very handsome very nice adventurer tragically missing an arm, seems like somebody should go for that. - but, uh, I can stop. Sorry."

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"I mean if I like someone in particular it doesn't do a lot of good to suppose that probably there's anyone on the plane, though there probably is."

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"Ah. Well, uh, I guess if it's someone back home then you better find us a gate."

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"Nah."

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"Ah. Uh... condolences, I guess?"

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"...thanks."

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"Sorry. Uh.

"I guess we stick around until Fazil and Mahdi figure out getting married?"

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"Yeah."

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"Well. I guess I'd better make sure they figure that out in a timely manner, then."

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"What would we do without you?"

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"All be sad forever, apparently."

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"You gonna settle down?"

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"Meh. I'll take care of Verita until she doesn't need someone taking care of her. And she's probably in favor of wandering all over creation, so."

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"So you're stuck with me."

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