"Except for the part where I am less than inept at anything remotely artistic, yeah!"
"You know what's really interesting is he never told us which things were red herrings but I don't think he was lying that some of them were supposed to be? It makes me wonder if you can do alchemy with completely random stuff once you know what you're doing."
"Yeah, and that actually explains a lot of why people haven't been able to replicate the Stone or even make the Panacea."
"Yeah! I mean, we had to find the 'right metaphor,'" air quotes. "For something relatively simple like Transfiguration there are many possible metaphors but stuff that magic has trouble with like life and death finding the right metaphor that will convince it something-or-other should exist can be pretty hard and there wouldn't be a specified way to do it. Especially because to make a Panacea or a Stone we don't have an obvious target like an oyster to stimulate."
"Ooh, yeah, that's true. That makes me more optimistic, though, because it means that just like we all got different ways to make pearls there might be some legitimate way to make either one that nobody's stumbled on before."
"Yeah, me too! ...you know, it occurs to me that maybe we should get some poetry books, especially relating to death."
"Well I'm pretty sure I can't generate literally all possible life—and death-related metaphors on my own, so having a nice supply from people naturally inclined to... metaphorise... or something, should help!"
"Well, maybe you'll find something good in poetry books. I'll probably just look it up in other places that are actually clear about what they're doing so I don't accidentally think a metaphor for rebirth is a metaphor for death or something."
"Well those sound like complementary strategies to me! In a, you know, yours-is-totally-better way."
"You're welcome!" Let it never be said that Sadde didn't recognise good ideas when he saw them. Heck, he copied those shamelessly.
The first meeting of the Slug Club is shortly after Miranda's birthday. Slughorn gives her a birthday present at the club meeting - it's a book of alchemy metaphors. Everyone goes around the room and introduces themselves and Slughorn hints here and there about why people were invited. Not literally all of their alchemy class is missing - whether the Gryffindor wasn't invited or didn't choose to come is unclear. Some of the students present have important families, some are academically promising, one 'Puff girl has no obvious distinctions and Slughorn doesn't mention any but it might have to do with how just plain popular she is. Food is served. It's designed for a slightly more advanced palate than the average preteen has.
networks.
(Are there any older Slytherins he hasn't converted to his side of the Force yet? He'd very much like to convert them if he could.)
There are Slytherins here. They're slightly overrepresented. Astoria's there but not Cole, and some he hasn't talked to as much because for whatever reason they didn't want to bother with him.
In a very, you know, casually-eating-hors-d'oeuvres, commenting-on-stuff-with-interesting-and-s
He kinda wishes it were better known that Miranda's father was a muggle so that he'd have a stronger case.
Miranda does not mention it. She brings up her mum seldom and her dad never.
If he had been the one organising this, he knows which it'd have been.