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Spell: Following
You can make people first-level clerics of you.
To learn this spell, take the hand of someone eligible to be your cleric. Say, goloptywimple. Give them a valuable gift.
Spell: Resistance
You have some ability to ignore magical effects directed at you.
To learn this spell, cast another spell on yourself. As you do so, say, Jempi. Katsafgha.
Spell: Hold Person
You can cast the spell Hold Person at will.
To learn this spell, touch someone. Say, Enefti. Freb.
"I figure there's always some chance? But Rana said she hadn't messed up since he met her, and she said it's been, what, a year?"
"Okay. Thank you. See you tomorrow, probably."
She figures she should probably at least momentarily touch base with her other clerics.
Elves okay? she thinks at Alex. We're actually probably not gonna just leave for a while, turns out I can functionally teleport and this kind of gets rid of most of my reasons to travel places the slow way.
Okay. Sorry for - I guess if you need anything you won't have any particular difficulty contacting me as long as I'm on this plane.
I just feel kind of stupid, is all. Focusing on bizarre plans to get my parents to approve of me instead of, like, important stuff. Even if more powerful healing will probably also be useful the long term. Kinda keep hoping at some point I'll ask you and you'll all have figured out what exactly I objectively should be doing right now. Or something.
I think it wouldn't be good for you in the long run to take very detailed marching orders from Elves even if it'd solve some problems.
Sigh. I guess that makes sense. Maybe I can call a meeting of my other selves and see if any of them are repressing the urge to yell at me for being irresponsible.
I guess. The curing cancer thing seemed pretty good to me, though.
Eh. It was pretty neat but I think my motivations are questionable. Good for maintaining my alignment, though. I am a liiittle nervous about the thing where if I stop being chaotic I lose a hundred percent of my clerics. Not that anything actually very bad would happen if I stopped having any, but it would be kind of depressing.
If you lost it all my bragging to my brother would look silly! That's very important.
Ah, I see. I'll try to keep disregarding existing procedure as convenient, then.
Thank you.
She checks in with Asmodia again and mostly gets more stuff about the Liars, plus some stuff about Verita. She tells Valentine to set up a meeting between herself and all of the other Imrainais at some point in the near future, so she can be reminded of what everybody needs and come up with a to-do list to work on after she's finished her current quest. And then she heads up to her room to snuggle Connor and work on typing up a better version of the cross-cultural marriage questionnaire.
He can come up with more ideas for the sex section! Can your partner wake you up with sex. Is your partner allowed to decide in the middle of sex they're not really into it anymore. If you injure your partner during sex would you stop. Can your partner have sex with you somewhere other people can see. Do babies count for that. Can your partner give you sexual instructions telepathically while you're in public.
...she separates the sex section into mandatory questions you really really should work out before you get married and optional questions that you can further discuss if you were not distressed by the mandatory ones. And types up all of Connor's questions.
"And, see, now if you don't give me what you think the answers to those should be I'm gonna have to sit here being curious."
"Uh, you can wake me up with sex and I can wake you up with sex if you want me to. You can be like 'eh I'm getting kind of tired' and try to wrap up but it's rude to just, like, stop. I would obviously stop if I hurt you! And you should stop if you hurt me and it wasn't, like, on purpose because you were into that - are you?"
"No? That sounds really upsetting! Like, it should be on there in case there are bizarre people about who don't think injuring their spouse during sex is bad, but I am concerned about those people."
"Nah, lotsa people are into that. It should be on there, though, because you should talk it over in advance probably."
" - uh, same as if you had a panic attack in the middle of, I dunno, bicycling? I would catch you and hold on to you and make sure you were okay and help you calm down and stuff?"
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