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Spell: Following
You can make people first-level clerics of you.
To learn this spell, take the hand of someone eligible to be your cleric. Say, goloptywimple. Give them a valuable gift.
Spell: Resistance
You have some ability to ignore magical effects directed at you.
To learn this spell, cast another spell on yourself. As you do so, say, Jempi. Katsafgha.
Spell: Hold Person
You can cast the spell Hold Person at will.
To learn this spell, touch someone. Say, Enefti. Freb.
"Oh! We're gonna teleport to a bunch of hospitals and heal a bunch of people using obviously extraordinary means and then hopefully people will speculate about what happened and in a little bit I can dramatically reveal myself to mom and dad and tell them... some things."
"Cool. Here goes - "
And she casts alter self, hands him the wand so he can too, pulls her mask down, and when they're ready she teleports them into the middle of a hospital.
You go that way. Should be mostly contagious diseases down that wing. I'll be in telepathic contact if you need me and if anything goes wrong I can teleport us back to the demiplane right away.
And she heads off to repeatedly cast mass heal, pretty much ignoring everyone who objects to her presence.
Cool!
Then they can cover this hospital and head back to the demiplane and restock and head to another hospital. And after a few more hospitals they can go back to the demiplane and eat lunch and she can check her spellbook?
Spell: Teleport.
You can teleport. (You were doing it anyway.)
To learn this spell, go somewhere else. Say, retterek. Kuyurphy.
"Mmm. I got a teleport spell, you think I should take it or leave it?"
"Given that I can already effectively teleport by moving between the demiplane and other planes it's kind of useless?"
"I guess, but there's one less step and you might wanna move around without going home."
"I guess so."
She teleports to Azalea's kitchen, says the magic words, and teleports back to her demiplane to eat pizza.
"Guess we should probably do a bunch more this afternoon. It'd be good to get stronger healing spells and something for making stronger clerics."
"Oh good! Plenty more hospitals to teleport to."
She fills some object orders - Cecelia wants a Latin Bible, Verita wants some books about magic she remembers seeing in a bookstore, Asmodia has a list of items that would be helpful for the Liars to have - and then they can look up several more hospitals and heal all of their patients.
Hospitals smell weird and people keep being mad at him but this is still a better activity than watching her fight zombies while moping.
Well they are kind of breaking a ton of rules here. (Good for cementing a Chaotic Good alignment. She's actually kind of freaked out about needing to maintain her chaotic alignment or lose literally all of her current clerics. But this seems like a good way of doing that.)
After another seven hours of stuff she decides to call it a day. Checks her spellbook again just in case.
Not yet.
Valid.
She flies over to check in with Matt.
"Anybody obviously need anything?"
"That's good.
"Do you have any idea, uh, what if anything we should do about Rana disappearing into the forest."
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