This post's authors have general content warnings that might apply to the current post.
View Flat HTML
View Metadata
Search Post
Morgan doesn't strictly need to sleep. Even if she didn't want to put up with the annoyance of constantly having a caffeine buzz and having to ask for coffee on almost every summon, there are naps. Naps can keep a daeva going for quite a long time.
But there's something unutterably pleasant about curling up in a proper bed in pajamas and just sleeping. And then waking up and getting breakfast in those pajamas. So she does that, because immortality's a long unpleasant time if you don't enjoy the little things every now and then. Like adorable bunny slippers and soft pajamas and sleeping in.
She's midway through a fruity salad thing that counts as the standard fairy breakfast when she feels the summon. Showing up to a summon in pajamas? Eh. If they're proper summoners she bets they've seen worse, and she doesn't particularly care if they think she's unprofessional.
She puts her spoon down and accepts the summon.
Fairy Revan in the Wormverse
notinoz
notinoz
"I wasn't aware you had anything to do with my creation," says Morgan in a deadpan. "Do you have a parental name you'd like me to use, or should I switch between mom and dad on whim?"
mxglam
Giggle. "Switching's fine. And that might make matters awkward when it comes to you being my legal guardian."
notinoz
Snort. "Not in front of people, then. If they knew they might try to force you to make more of me, and we can't have that. I wouldn't be original anymore."
notinoz
"Sorry, it was funny. In all seriousness, I will try to be a decent mother, if you do in fact want me to actually mother you."
mxglam
"Um. I don't think we are actually close enough for that to be a reasonable dynamic, not to mention the fact that you look barely older than myself."
notinoz
Yeaaaah she's several thousand years old. But okay.
"Yeah, that's about my thoughts. Legal guardian that wants to make sure you don't spontaneously catch on fire or get bullied by people that think that until you are eighteen you are property, no actual mothering. But if you wanted it, I would try." Shrug.
"Yeah, that's about my thoughts. Legal guardian that wants to make sure you don't spontaneously catch on fire or get bullied by people that think that until you are eighteen you are property, no actual mothering. But if you wanted it, I would try." Shrug.
mxglam
"Yeah, there are other reasons I don't want it. The catching-on-fire and bullying parts are okay, though."
notinoz
"Sure. You will not get me awkwardly trying to mom where I'm not wanted," she assures. "That sounds like a terrible idea."
mxglam
"Yes, and therefore you will not do it, because you do not act on terrible ideas, because you are perfect, correct?"
notinoz
"Yep. Sometimes it's just quietly, to themselves. Because they're too intimidated by my splendor."