"Though, to be fair, I don't do it casually. I'd much prefer to not be a battering ram at all. Just, when you're up against an Endbringer..." She shrugs. "Something something anything to kill it."
"Yeah. I mean, that's my whole—justification, here. If they break physics I might need to be a bit more notorious than I'd been expecting, though."
"Maybe so, but I'm pretty sure if any power has a shot at actually killing those monsters it's mine. Probably Scion's, too, but him we can't really talk to."
"It might, if you're as indestructible as you say, which, I'll need to see to believe, really. I mean, it's not unheard of, the Siberian's probably also on the list, but."
"Fair enough. And yeah, the Siberian's probably also on the list, but good luck convincing her to fight an Endbringer."
Sigh. "...maybe you could throw her at an Endbringer instead of serving as a human missile yourself."
"Yep. Very inconvenient, wish she were on our side. But nooo, she had to be the inconvenient kind of crazy."
Snort. "If I see an opportunity I'll try it, but just as a guess, I don't think my personality or arguments could redeem her. Bit too far gone."
"Yep. I think I'd rather just kill the entire Slaughterhouse Nine if an opportunity presents itself over trying to convince her to fight for the good guys."
"...are you sure? Like, convincing her to fight for the good guys might entail eliminating the Endbringers."
"If I could guarantee convincing her to fight for the good guys, she'd win over killing the Slaughterhouse Nine for sure. But starting with attempting to convince her instead of taking the opportunity to get Jack Slash and Nice Guy off of the playing field, forever? Yeah, no. Besides, I don't think I can kill the Siberian. In an ideal world I would kill everyone but her and then convince her to work for me. ... Or convince them all. Except Jack Slash. He can just die."
"Basically. But there's no guarantee she won't go berserk upon all of her teammates dying horribly by implosion, so."
"... I do not want to leave Jack alive, at all. The longer that man stays alive, the more he can do to cause chaos in the world, the more he can potentially traumatize people into becoming members of the Slaughterhouse Nine, the longer a group of crazy murderers stays together instead of disintegrating. He really, really needs to die."
Wry smile. "And between an ultra-powerful parahuman going berserk, completely unwilling to help against Endbringers, and a rotting corpse... Well. I like my resources actually usable instead of theoretical."