She looks at the ground.

"I guess it was - a while, before I was sure you weren't like the emperor. Even though you were really good all the time."

"I don't - know what I could've said when I met you - not just I wouldn't have thought of those things but I don't know which things were true - I would've had sex with you if it hadn't turned out to make you sad, I wasn't planning not to -"

"Oh are you guys not - that's dramatically less horrible, actually, congratulations -"

She blushes and keeps looking at the ground.

"It, uh, would make me really, really sad if you enslaved me and made me have sex with you. To be clear."

"I just want everyone I love to not catch fire the next time you lie about something! I don't want to hurt you. - and I don't want to make Cecelia sad."

"Okay! Sorry! You just have really alien expectations about everything and it's concerning!"

"Is Cecelia the only human you've ever met?"

"Nah, she also has a toddler."

" - so you've met two and one is a toddler?"

"Yeah."

"Okay. Every human woman you meet is going to be worried about this if you announce intent to enslave them."

" - huh. - specifically just the women?"

" - oh, men might mind but not a tenth as much because they can't get pregnant and can still get married."

" - I'm pretty sure that depends. Don't rape men either. Don't rape anybody."

"It's kind of concerning how obsessed humans are with sex."

"We're n- actually possibly Osirians tend obsessed."

"You guys don't let women get married if somebody rapes them?"

"Legally they can but it hurts their prospects a lot. - the countries that aren't Osirion just kill all the babies they don't want from all the extramarital sex they're constantly having -"

" - look, I agree that abortion is bad, okay, yes, one hundred percent, I don't see what that has to do with whether having been raped means you should be - not worth marrying, or whatever - "

" - obviously it sucks that people don't want to marry women who were raped, and they should work on their character and be more empathetic and so on. But whenever foreigners bring this up they think that everyone should just have all the sex they want whenever they want hang the consequences."

"Okay! That's also terrible! Don't do that!"

"Then I don't think we disagree on anything!"

"Fine."

She folds her hands in her lap and looks at them.

"Look, I realize this is terrible, but you're both here right now. Nobody has to leave you alone with the fairy until he's demonstrated a - better grasp of human concerns."