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esper may acquires a lia as a champion
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"There's a motherfucking VELOCIRAPTOR MONSTER in the ASSOCIATED PRESS PHOTO, are you fucking kidding me!"

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"Oh, wow."

 

 

 

"Do you want to risk helping?"

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"I don't know where the velociraptor monster is now! Or have any guess why it felt the need to cause a multi-car pileup!"

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"My guess is there was a fight - does the article say what's happening there now?"

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Scroll scroll.

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The picture was evidently super recent - first responders have encountered some delays getting there but will hopefully be there soon.

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"It's recent, they could still be there. But it'd be quite a flight, I'd show up really backlashed even if I were carrying you the whole way and we were both naked and I kissed you whenever I wasn't about to run into a building, and that would be a stupid way to do it tactically. Uber'd take longer."

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"I could carry you and run there - I'm definitely faster than an Uber."

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"People'd see you."

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"How much faster than an Uber are you."

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"Uh, can you use your powers to ignore air resistance?"

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"Not if I want to breathe."

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"In that case I can safety go maybe two or three times as fast as that Uber was going? I'll need you to replenish my energy."

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"I don't even know how I'd intervene on the situation. I mean, I can shoot the monster, but it's probably the champion, its candidate can just put it back."

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"It's pretty exhausting to do that, and possibly we can find the candidate. If you're not up for it we don't have to but I do think we can save some lives."

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"Okay." She grabs her guns. Zooms out the map for Lianelle to get a good look at where they are and where they're headed.

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And then Lianelle can scoop May up and take off - it'll take them 5 minutes to get there, with Lianelle weaving in and out of traffic as necessary. 

[You good?]

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[I mean nothing about this is great but I can shoot a velociraptor monster that won't even be dead-dead after I kill it, that's solidly within my established comfort zone.]

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[Okay. I'm going to jump ahead onto some rooftops so we aren't exposed when we get there - okay?]

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[Yeah. I can snipe from a roof and don't have to let anyone hear the shot but I need you with me because that'll be a loud noise for nobody to hear.]

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[Hrm, it might be better for me to fight and have you shooting as a backup plan?]

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[You don't have a ranged weapon.]

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[I don't, yeah.]

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[So, jump in if a few rounds to the heads don't do it but I'll go first.]

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