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This dungeon has a mushroom forest, a beautifully psychedelic rainbow of mycelium stretching to the dungeon ceiling, gilled caps shading the sproingy mold-mat floor from the diffuse light coming down from above. May takes a lot of pictures in this one, firing off bursts of shots whenever she gets a moment to breathe. It smells mushroomy. The spores give most people hallucinations, but not her; it's just her and some support crew in gas masks while she carries tripping victims out.

She hands over the last victim and signals to destroy the core, which another esper found with his own gas mask on before she made it to the portal to take over.

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Its not entirely clear what goes wrong with destroying the dungeon but something surely does, as the forest and ceiling thrum with multicolored energy, psychedelic hallucinations made real. Euclidean space twists and dissolves as the strange light reflects off the floor, giving way to a vision of reality that must be real, given that May can see it, but still is completely indescribable for several seconds.

The world returns to relative normalcy all at once, with May falling briefly in a dark room, knocking a robed individual over just as several voices finish the final syllable of a solemn chant. A jolt of strange electricity courses through her a moment later.

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She didn't bring a big floodlight but she's never in a dungeon without a little one; she grabs it with quick practiced reflexes and clicks it on, while scrambling back to her feet.

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It looks very much like she has dropped into the middle of a satanic ritual, as practiced by the least likely group of satanists imaginable. Most of them are wearing robes but that's about where there resemblance to each other stops - of the ones wearing the hoods down one looks like she could be in her first semester of college, just told off by a disgruntled professor, while another appears to be an elegant older woman. The room itself is underground, the walls made of stone bricks. In the center of the floor is some sort of elaborate chalk diagram containing a small pile of ashes. Each individual has their own small diagram adjoining to the main one. May stands in one such smaller diagram.

"The hell!" exclaims the previous owner of May's diagram, having been knocked to the floor beside her.

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"Where the fuck am I and what in the world are you doing?"

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Well, four of the individuals seem to be leaving, one after some hesitation.

"Somewhere you didn't expect to be, I'd venture," says the old woman.

"Abrogate your claim, now!" says the man, who apparently has a switch blade he is going to threaten her with about this.

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"Put the knife down, you're more likely to hurt yourself than me." The mushroom dungeon had little myconid monsters that ignored her because she is magical, but she's still wearing a normal amount of body armor for a dungeon, it doesn't do to be completely unprotected against something you don't expect when you're walking into a novel theme park of a hostile pocket dimension. "I don't know what you're talking about and I get way less cooperative when people are waving knives around."

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"Oh I like her," comments the woman.

"Is this even legal?" asks the one remaining individual with their hood concealing their face.

"Well, one way to find out," replies the woman, gesturing with a snap at the man with the knife.

The man's arm twitches, in a manner that muscles wouldn't ordinarily prefer, to throw the knife at May.

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Only to be stopped in it's path by the sudden appearance, in a burst of yellow light, of a glowing young woman, clad in light scale armor, the switchblade bouncing harmlessly offer her sword.

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"Well, that answers that." concludes the woman. 

Cloaked individual decides this is an appropriate time for him to vacate the premises.

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"Who are you?" May asks.

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"Lianelle of Kusheth,"

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Knife man appears to be extremely nervous about this fact! The old woman just seems to think it's vaguely funny. 

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"And... are you willing to explain to me what's going on?"

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"You've summoned me to serve as your champion for the fight for the Spring of Solomon," she replies, without taking her eyes off dagger guy.

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"And if we imagine for the sake of argument that none of that helped me orient to the situation at all how would you elaborate on that?"

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The woman suppresses laughter so as not to interrupt this amazing conversation.

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"Magic is real, every 25 years there is a tournament to determine who gets a very powerful magical gift. The only way to win is by being the last one alive."

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"I did not volunteer to participate in a battle royale tournament. My magical powers are for saving people's lives, not murdering them over swag."

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"Then abrogate your claim!"

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"Doing so would kill you."

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"How would it do that??"

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"I think it's supposed to rip out your soul?"

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"She's lying."

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"She might be, but she doesn't obviously want anything from me and you clearly do!"

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"I can't lie to you. I guess you don't have reason to believe that - you could read my mind?"

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"I can't read minds."

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"Summoners can read their champion's mind."

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"Well, separately, even if I could read minds that would be a really fucked up thing to do!"

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"I don't mind."

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"Be that as it may! Any chance I can just go home and be too far away to have my soul ripped out?"

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"I'm... not sure how far away you came from such that you have magical powers but have not heard of the Spring."

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"You could abrogate your claim and I can resurrect you once I win with your champion," suggests the man.

(The older woman meanwhile continues to find this whole event very entertaining.)

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"You seem so trustworthy, how could I possibly refuse," May tells the man. "I'm an esper," she tells Lianelle. "If you haven't heard of espers, then I'm apparently from an alternate universe or something."

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"I have not heard of espers."

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The man, having apparently decided to cut his losses, starts backing away from the gathering. 

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"Do I need that guy for any magical reasons?" she asks Lianelle. The guy is not allowed to hear her.

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"No."

"Uh, he's not a major threat without his servant and I don't think it's risky to let him go."

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"He might try to seek vengeance," muses the old lady.

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"With a knife, or with something scary? - I guess actually I should consider being scared of knives if I'm the only esper on the planet -"

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"His family has some tricks up their sleeve I imagine, they've been preparing for the tournament for some time."

The man can only hear half this conversation but it's not a good half so he is going to ru-fall over, his feet planted to the spot as the woman gestures downwards with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

"It's rude to leave while we're still discussing what to do with you, Ivan."

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"If I win will I be able to resurrect everyone killed in this farcical nonsense or is it limited use?"

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"You'd be able to do that, though the power is still limited and if there's a very large amount of collateral damage you won't be able to do much more than that."

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"Limited how?"

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"You'll get a big burst of power that's accumulated since the Spring was last acquired, which you can use to do a big miracle like resurrecting everyone who recently died due to a plague, or a number of smaller ones - resurrect a few people, or make yourself a more potent mage. You can push it a bit farther if you hold onto the fountain but that kills you eventually."

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"How does it kill you?"

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"It burns away your body when you use it past the first burst."

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"And I assume this is irreparable."

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"Probably enough magic could manage to fix it? But it would end up being a net loss."

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"Are - alternate universes or anything like that - a known phenomenon here such that I have any prospect of ever going home."

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"There's a spirit plane and an underplane but nothing that looks like like another Earth."

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"Well, fuck."

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"I've heard rumors of places beyond those," muses the old woman.

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"Actionable rumors? I have a magical medical condition that will - admittedly not kill me but not being able to treat it means I can't use my powers."

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"Maybe."

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"...do elaborate."

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The old woman smiles but doesn't otherwise respond.

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Why are people from this world besides the one who is ambiguously her magical slave so unhelpful. You'd think they'd at least be trying to curry favor for the magical powers she might have soon.

"What's the nature of the tournament besides that people die in it?" she asks Lianelle.

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"Everyone gets a champion - there's a lot of variety in what sort of magical fighter a champion is. Summoners and their champions try to kill the other summoners, with groups preparing beforehand and supporting who they want to win. Sometimes monsters are attracted by the high concentration of power and kill people - usually unrelated people. It is not a good tournament and tends to bring out the worst in people."

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"Are you a volunteer?"

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"No. I might have been if that was an option." 

She does not look proud of herself about this.

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"Can I - let you go - possibly not until after I am no longer in lethal danger but like in principle -"

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"I - I don't actually know. I'd prefer you don't unless you turn out to be evil which I think you are probably not."

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"Why would you prefer I didn't?"

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"Uh, you wouldn't be able to win the tournament without me and you winning seems probably good? Champions tend to be appropriate for their summoners and in this case I am thinking that the appropriateness is in the having similar values sort of way."

"Also, if you managed to let me go I'd return to the spirit plane and I can't do anything there." 

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"I mean, even if I could just let you go straightforwardly and you preferred this I might conceivably put it off till I was no longer dealing with" the Goblet of Fire having spat out my name "a battle royale I didn't want to enter, but if you prefer not being in the spirit plane that's legit. What... is the nature... of the thing that is making you be here and my champion instead of there and not?"

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"There's a bond that gives you a magical boost and binds me to you and you can then allow me to manifest physically."

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"Gives me a magical boost?"

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"Yes, though it might not be useful for whatever type of magic you have."

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"Well, it doesn't seem to be guiding away my backlash or anything, I guess the powers themselves could be a little amped up without my having noticed yet."

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"If you don't know spells it might not be useful."

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"I don't know spells, just my powers. I don't suppose these are quick and easy to learn."

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"They are rather rare and closely guarded secrets."

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"I'll trade you one," offers the other woman.

Both Lianelle and the scared guy look very surprised about this.

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"For what?"

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"Killing Ivan here."

Ivan does not approve of this offer at all and is glaring at the old woman about this.

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"...no thanks."

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The old woman seems to find this answer amusing.

"Suit yourself." 

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"I will, thanks. Ivan, what did you even want to enter the tournament for, it sounds like a kind of stupid thing to do."

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"...to help people?" Ivan guesses.

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".......how admirable."

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"His family has been trying to get the Spring for centuries."

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"Why?"

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"Often it's to beat the other mage families and increase your influence, though sometimes it's something more interesting."

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"Ugh." Sigh. "Okay, so I can't get home, I will get the Spring or die trying, I have a magical champion who is at least ostensibly content to remain that way, I am stuck at this level of backlash for the foreseeable future and should not make it worse - when does the tournament start and is there any obvious way to handle the, like, food and shelter type things?"

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"I'm not sure how long it's been since I was last here or what locations we are in - both prior times I've been a champion have been in places I was unfamiliar with."

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Would Murder Lady like to volunteer an opinion.

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"I suspect it's been centuries since Lianelle was last summoned. You two are welcome to stay at my place."

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"Thanks."

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"Can I leave now?" asks Ivan.

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"I fucking guess. Make better choices."

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A gesture from the woman releases his feet and he books it.

"I wonder if we'll be seeing him again."

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"I shall wait with bated breath. If you wanted him dead why didn't you kill him?"

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"Oh, I didn't want to see him dead."

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"You tried to hire me to kill him mere moments ago."

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"Well yes, but that was about you, not him. And a little bit about Lianelle."

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"Do you know what she's talking about?" May asks Lianelle.

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"No I just find it very unnerving."

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"Oh dears, I'm not trying to be particularly mysterious about this. I just thought I would enjoy watching you two kill someone."

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"Maybe I can sell something for hotel money," May suggests to Lianelle.

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"That sounds good to me."

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"And this is where my honesty gets me," she says good naturedly. 

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"Honesty alone gets you very different places than this, lady."

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"Well, I can hardly be honest unless I have other traits to be honest about."

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Wow, she doesn't want to have this conversation, or, she does but only for backlash reasons and she'd rather talk to Lianelle! "Bye!" There's an exit, Ivan just went out of it, let's go that way.

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"I'll see you later!" the old lady calls after her.

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Lianelle follows her summoner out.

It transpires that they are underground and the way Ivan went up involved climbing a rather minimal looking ladder built into the side of a stone shaft.

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"Wow, good thing I don't have dyspraxia any more. Since under the circumstances I'm not gonna fly. So - what does being bound to me do exactly, besides cause you to not be in the spirit world and let me read your mind if I wanted to which I don't 'cause of that being fucked up?"

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"I also can't lie to you, you can project things at me, and uh, you can discorporate and recorporate me but I would rather not spend much time discorporated if you don't mind."

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"I am not aware of any reason to discorporate you! Project things?"

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"Thoughts, messages, emotions. That sort of thing."

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"And this doesn't have backlash or any side effects?"

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"No - it might technically cost magic but if so it's a very very small amount."

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"What does it mean for something to cost magic?"

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"You have a well of magic which replenishes naturally over time, I don't think any of the bond powers will put a dent in it at all - unless I were far away, though that would drain your magic significantly all by itself. Oh and healing me, that'll cost magic."

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"Are you sure that I in fact have this thing?"

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"You would not have managed to summon me if you didn't have any, I'm pretty sure. And having summoned me would give you more. You could try projecting at me?"

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[Testing]

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"Works! You'll have to intentionally try to pick up a response or leave it open or something like that if you want me to be able to reply. Normally that isn't required but you're doing a lot of automatic filtering of the bond I think - lots of summoners would also be instinctively reading emotions or projecting."

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"I don't have any instincts about this!"

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"Typically bonds act conveniently for their summoners?"

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"I guess maybe that's why, I wouldn't find it convenient if I were reading your mind at all."

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"I really wouldn't mind but you don't have to if you don't want to."

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"Is it even useful in any way besides the telepathy thing which we can apparently do separately?"

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"I think the telepathy isn't separate? You are picking the words out of my head that I'm attempting to draw your attention to, is what it feels like on my end."

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"Oh. Huh. Well, I guess that part's useful then."

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Oh look here is the top of the shaft, it's a large metal disc of some sort.  Lianelle can move it out of the way to reveal a rather empty city street - the sun is just peeking over the horizon. 

 

 

"Oh."

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Out hops May. "- first sunrise? Or sunset, I guess I don't know which way is east."

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"Sunrise, the ritual would have been at night - that's not it. It's the buildings."

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What is there to note about the buildings?

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There are modern sky scrapers visible in the distance! Well, slightly less modern than the ones May is used to.

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"Oh, we have those on my world too. But I guess if it's been a couple hundred years they'd be new."

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"I really like them!"

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"I'm surprised you don't sound more old-timey if you last visited the - regular? world hundreds of years ago. ...I hope people aren't freaked out about me having guns, I assume my esper ID isn't any good for it here..."

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"Languages typically come with the ritual. Material world works, or regular. I know what guns are but not the local rules about them and wouldn't expect your ID to work."

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"I'd just be invisible but I can't reach my partner from here to do anything about the backlash, ugh."

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"If we had a specific place to be I could probably get us there before anyone has a chance to ask questions?"

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"But we don't. They speak English here so it's possible I'll recognize a hotel chain and be able to explain, I guess."

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"We could stick to rooftops while you look? The not insanely high up ones."

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"I can't fly right now for the same reason I can't be invisible."

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"I can carry you."

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"You can fly?"

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"No, but I can jump real good."

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"...I will bear this in mind as an escape option if someone does confront us but as long as nobody does we can just walk."

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"Okay."

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Any obvious hotels? (Anybody obviously reacting to a woman in dungeon tac gear walking down the street?)

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It's pretty empty but eventually someone complements the two of them on their (obviously from different genres) cosplay.

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.......okay. "Thanks! Hey, can you point us to the nearest hotel?"

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Sure, most have been a wild convention. Is that sword real?

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"Yeah!"

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Well this random person thinks that's cool.

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"Delighted you think so. Which way?"

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He can point them!

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The hotel has a couple of front desk people even at this hour, who do their best to conceal any surprise at the state of their potential guests.

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"Hey, I've lost my wallet," it's in another dimension, "is there any chance we could get a room with collateral or something while I sort that out?"

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"I don't think -" "What sort of collateral?" interrupts another staff member.

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"All I have is what's on me, but, uh, this one isn't loaded?" She indicates a rifle.

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"...Those are real?"

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"It's a really really long story."

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".... You know what I have a license and they look neat, I'll buy some of them off you if you'd like."

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"The one I just offered to put up as collateral cost me $2,800 in American dollars."

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He is going to try to haggle her down, but if she insists at sticking near that price he's eventually willing to except it as collateral instead.

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She bought it new, which it no longer is, and doubts he'll be able to get ammo for it in this universe economy? area? prevailing legal regime? so she'll go down a fair bit.

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They can make a deal then. Do they want to spend their money on a single or a double or two separate rooms or what?

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Is a room with one bed large enough to share discounted significantly relative to a room with two beds?

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It's about 50% cheaper - this hotel doesn't do smaller than queen sized beds.

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"Is sharing okay with you?"

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"Yep."

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Then they will get a single.

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There room is on the 20th floor, and for some reason this means they end up in a small room with a bunch of buttons on their way there.

"What is this-oh." the elevator starts accelerating upwards.

Lianelle bounces experimentally.

"That's really cool."

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"- the elevator? Yeah, elevators are neat. Most efficient form of public transportation, I read once, though I haven't fact checked that."

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"It changed how much I weigh! Or well, it did for a bit. It would be neater if it kept doing that."

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"Perhaps what you really want is to go to space. There you would weigh nothing."

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"People can do that?"

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"I'm not sure what the state of the art is on this planet but on mine occasionally, yeah. ...returning to more immediate concerns, when does the tournament start? How many people are in it?"

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"The tournament starts twelve hours after the ritual you showed up during, and there are seven competitors - the people who were at that ritual except the guy you replaced."

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"They can all cooperate on a ritual to summon champions for all the people they plan to kill the following day but they can't just, like, roll a die?"

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"Yeah. They can't get the Spring without the ritual so people are at least willing to cooperate on that, but not much else. Sometimes there are alliances but people tend to betray each other eventually."

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"...obviously, if only one person can survive! Extra glad I didn't accept that one lady's hospitality, what the fuck."

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"Yeah I am confused about her and am happy I do not have to be in her house."

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"You could've said something when she offered."

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"I would have but you changed your mind pretty fast."

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"Fair enough." Here is their room. "Any chance they assassinate me before the tournament officially starts?" May inquires, starting to divest herself of surplus gear that she won't need if the answer is no.

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"It would badly weaken their connection to their champion to do so - I've heard of fights going on immediately after the ritual but not of people hunting someone down and attacking before the tournament proper starts. The Spring would also need a new competitor if someone was killed that early, I think." 

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"Does it not show up if there's not enough people fighting over it?"

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"Yeah."

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"How does it leave the possession of whoever won it last time?"

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"Usually people let it go right after they use it. Some people keep it but they either die from using it soon after or get hunted down and killed to power one magic ritual or another."

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"...are they especially good at powering magical rituals?"

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"Yeah, since they have a reservoir of magical energy building up in them from the Spring."

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"Is that the thing that burns them up or is it the active use of the Spring that does it?"

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"Active use."

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"So if they also know spells and nobody murders them they could just be an extra powerful wizard for a while? ...what sorts of things do spells do, I didn't see any obvious evidence of magic out walking around and don't know if that's rarity or impracticality."

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"That would basically work, until it burns them up which can happen pretty quickly if you are using it a lot. Mages are pretty rare and usually only know a couple of spells - the thing that woman did with gestures that controlled Ivan's body were from her knowing a spell to do that sort of thing - you could also know a spell that lets you do something like manipulate fire or one that lets you manipulate your body to push yourself harder than normal."

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"I mean using the magical energy on regular spells, not using the Spring itself, or are those the same thing?"

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"They sort of are - with large enough quantities of magic you don't need specific spells, which is how the Spring is so flexible. Normally people don't get enough magic to do anything without a spell."

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"I don't suppose you have any way to speculate on how this might interact with my esper powers and backlash."

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"I don't know what those are?"

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"Well, I can explain them, just, would this be useful or not - on my Earth there aren't mages, there's espers, have been for about sixty years now. One in fifty thousand people, late teens to early twenties, awakens as an esper. Everybody gets an individual power or set of powers and an equally individual backlash that hits them harder the more they use those powers. I am carrying some backlash right now, because I was in a dungeon rescuing people from it. Dungeons are also a thing on my Earth which started happening at the same time but less germane to the present situation. Normally what I would do about this is I would go meet up with my partner June. Her backlash is the opposite of mine and if we hang out near each other, especially touching - for most pairs it's only touching - then our backlashes kind of mutually annihilate each other. This process is called guiding for etymologically disputed reasons. But if I can't make it to, not even just June but to any remotely compatible esper, then instead the backlash I have right now will metabolize from its acute form into a 'chronic' form which will give me chronic pain and organ functioning problems and stuff like that. Which I'm not excited about but honestly it's probably better than never being able to read a book again, I can't concentrate on reading well enough when I'm backlashed. Mine makes me lonely."

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"Oh that backlash sounds awful - I would guess the Spring could remove the backlash you have but I don't know how much that would cost."

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"And just removing it would probably not be an amazing use of a one time magical power even if it were cheap, because I still couldn't use my powers without racking up more, it only works if I have routine access to guiding."

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"What are your powers?"

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"I am selectively imperceptible and intangible including to psychic senses and effects, and I can also fly, which if you're trying to explain it as part of a complete package is so that I don't have to touch the floor if I don't want. I am pretty confident this makes me knifeproof - at the cost of backlash - and expect it would also make me bulletproof, possibly more cheaply because a bullet would spend very little time trying to intersect me before coming out the other side, but that I haven't tested anything quite like it"

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"Would it make you magic proof?"

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"Dunno. Maybe. But if I wind up using my powers too much I don't really get to live to enjoy it, is the thing. I'm going to continue to have myself passively proof against stuff that could kill me because it doesn't cost anything till it happens and maybe I wind up with a backlash level I can metabolize and limp along with for a little while longer, but if I get too lonely I start rationalizing about why it is that nothing that feels like it should work to make me less lonely actually does, and some of the explanations I can wind up deluding myself about make me suicidal. I don't routinely approach this level in my daily life but awakening as an esper involves hanging out at a really high level of acute backlash for a week so I got acquainted with it then."

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Oh no. 

"I'm um, going to try really hard to make sure you don't have to use your powers at all but it might turn out that in order to win we'll have to depend on the fact that you can survive an attack from something when people wouldn't expect you to. It doesn't have to be a plan but... Most summoners don't win, and any advantage can make a difference."

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"Yeah, that's about where I landed too. I also don't super want to go around killing anyone but people who signed up on purpose for a battle royale and will try to murder me about it are as close as it gets to deserving targets, at least. - I'm really strong and healthy and stuff, compared to a normal person, that doesn't cost anything, free with awakening."

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"Are the guns deadly from a distance?"

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"Yeah. The one I sold was best for range but I wasn't carrying any more ammo for it, the littler ones I can hit stuff at 50 yards or so. I have never killed a person, just dungeon monsters."

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"I can try to avoid you having to kill someone yourself if it's important to you."

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"It's not intrinsically but like it's possible I'll flinch."

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"I did. Some of the first few times." And cried afterwards, though that bit hasn't entirely stopped. 

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"How vulnerable are you directly, are they mostly going to come after me or do they likely want to go through you first?"

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"They will mostly try to come after you if they can but it's likely I can keep any single champion busy enough that they won't be able to come after you. The summoner might though, and they'll have magic."

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"I mean like - do you die and stay dead or do you go back to the spirit world such that I can promptly recorporate you or what. I ask because you've done this before and it'd be a heck of a coincidence if you'd been attached to the winner every time."

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"I discorporate, you can recorporate me but it will be costly, though I suppose if you havn't additionally healed me you don't have much use for your magic. Overuse of your magic will fatigue you. If you die I get released back to the spirit plane."

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"How much use is overuse?"

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"You'll feel a strain when you start getting close - if I'm killed and you need to fully reincorporate me twice in quick succession that would probably do it, but once is less likely to. Healing me, or giving more energy after I've exhausted myself, can build up to a large amount of use if you have to do it constantly. I'm not sure how deep your reserves are - but if I get stabbed a bunch by something nasty it might tire you out to fully fix."

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"Is there a way to tell how much I have?"

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"You might get a vague sense for it if you use magic - I could try tiring myself out a bit and you can fix that?" 

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"Sure."

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"Mind if I practice moves with my sword in here to tire myself out? I won't hit anything."

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"...I'm backlashed enough to want to be carrying on a conversation pretty continuously, can you talk while you do that?"

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"It shouldn't take long - you can talk to me via our bond during it? Might be hard to hear or respond aloud." 

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"Yeah, that works I guess." [I don't remember if I introduced myself, I'm May.]

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Is May checking for a response? There's a sensation to being read that she'd feel if May was.

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Yes, she has absorbed the explanation of how the telepathy works.

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[Oh, you didn't did you. Well, I'd say nice to meet you except I'm not sure whether the circumstances are all that nice. I'm happy I got summoned by you rather than someone else, at least.]

She is going to start stepping through a fairly short series of moves - footwork punctuated by swings and strikes.

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[Would you have shown up for Ivan or would he have gotten somebody else?]

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[I don't actually know.]

And now she can repeat the same steps, but faster.

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[What other kinds of appropriateness are there besides the similar set of values kind?]

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[People who might be friends, a champion who fulfills some need of the summoner, someone the summoner would like to be in control of.]

Another repetition, much faster than the last two.

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[I don't think very highly of this system.]

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[Neither do I.]

The repetitions are now beyond the speed a human could do - it's hard to track what she's doing all that closely.

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[That's really cool looking.]

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[Thanks!]

She can go faster! At a certain point she's a blur and May can feel the occasional breeze and hear a quiet humming.

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[Can all spirits or champions or whatever you are do this?]

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[Nope!]

The humming getting a bit louder is the only sign Lianelle has gotten even faster before she stops, sweaty and breathing heavily. 

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[Can they do other similarly impressive things? - how do I un-tire you?]

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[Yeah - well, I prefer what I can do but they often have their own tricks. Champions vary a lot - they don't have to look human, for example. Try intending to untire me with your bond? I'm not sure.]

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...abracadabra???

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Apparently that can do the trick! May can feel a small portion of her magic, which she apparently has a new sense for, draining away. She could do this more than a dozen times probably, but less than a hundred.

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"I think that was less than ten percent of my magic but not by much."

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"Seems a bit on the low side but still a lot more than someone who wasn't a summoner would have."

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"Fortunately it didn't do anything to my backlash. Or, well, fortunately it didn't make my backlash worse, I guess if it had somehow made it better that would have been cool."

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"Yeah, I wish there was a way to help with that."

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"I'm trying to get a sense of how fast it's refilling... it took practice with backlash and I guess this might too..."

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"Yeah, I think it usually is slow enough that it's not easy to sense it happening without practice."

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May nods. "...usually what I'd be doing right after a dungeon would be sitting with June for a while to take the edge off while on the phone with whoever was handy or talking to my cat but obviously that's not happening. And then I'd take a shower, which I guess I can do without needing to ask you to hang out on the other side of the shower curtain since we can have telepathic conversations. And then I'd change clothes, which I can't do at the moment so maybe the shower can wait... how long does the tournament usually last? Is there a specific location for it or is it just wherever one finds oneself?"

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"They last days to weeks. You can't get too far away from the Spring when the tournament is ongoing but other than that it's wherever one finds themselves."

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"What happens if I try to go out of bounds? Does everyone know this is going on so they don't bother calling the cops?"

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"You'll feel strain on your bond and it will eventually rip your soul out, I think."

"Uh, non-magic people can't notice magic and will come up with other reasons for anything they notice. Sometimes those other reasons cause them to try getting involved but this doesn't usually go well for them since they can't notice all the ways things aren't normal. Also uh. People dying from that and from mages not caring is very common."

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"...and they can totally notice me shooting people with guns, and probably also esper powers unless the problem with them noticing magic is in them and not in the magic."

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"Yeah, I think so?"

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"How far from the Spring is too far?"

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"I don't know exactly - the last place I was in was a pretty big city and it was all within range of the Spring and you could walk at least an hour into the country side, I think?"

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"Okay, so I maybe want camping supplies and to get away from bystanders. ...I should tell you that I'm pretty sure I can't sleep, backlashed, without anybody, uh, with me? When I was awakening it was my parents. June can't handle much human contact when she's backlashed so I just don't try to sleep at all till I'm zeroed, I do my dungeons in the morning whenever I can for this reason. I could maybe do it at this level because it's way lower than awakening levels but I think it would make it really hard to relax by myself enough."

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"I am happy to hang out with you while you fall asleep, or whatever it is you want."

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"I am not sure I will be able to sleep if I am not physically holding someone."

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"Fine by me."

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"Okay. Thanks. Sorry."

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"It is really completely fine."

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"If people are going to start trying to kill me twelve hours after the ritual and it's early morning here I should take a nap before then, and then go shopping and get out of town."

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"I think this seems like a reasonable plan."

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May's already taken most of her gear off. She gets out her shoes and peels back the bedspread.

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Lianelle is sort of excited about having a good reason to cuddle during a tournament, though she is doing her very best to not make this weird for her summoner. She can lose her scale mail and the sword can be leaned against the side of the bed and her body can flopped onto the mattress.

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Snug-

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-gle. "What the -" And then she's wrapped very urgently around Lianelle and slightly struggling to breathe. "What the fuck -"

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Lianelle feels some sort of slight buzz from the contact - it's hard to place.

"-what? Are you okay?" 

She scans around the room for attackers, listening closely for anything she can't see... but nothing's apparent... 

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"You feel like a compatible esper but it's - you feel more compatible than June and I can feel her from a meter away and I didn't notice anything till I touched you!"

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"Oh, it could be the bond being helpful?"

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"I guess so! Mmmmmmmmm..." Snugglesnugglesnuggle.

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Lianelle can be so snuggly with her summoner! 

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"I should probably not assume I'm invincible just because you can debacklash me if I need to throw off a bunch of attempts to stab me but I'm so much more optimistic now!!"

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"That's really helpful!"

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"Mm-hm. - uh, guiding 101, I don't want to make it weird, you're being extremely helpful just like this, but in case there is ever an emergency, the efficiency usually scales with amount of skin contact and fluid exchange - skin contact may or may not itself work by exchanging, like, skin oil and sweat, tests are inconclusive."

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"Would you like to have sex?"

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"I am at all concerned about your ability to give uncoerced consent here considering!"

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"I ... probably I should also be worried about the other end of this? You could read my mind about my end if you'd like. But I am almost always happy about having sex. It is possible to be terrible enough that that stops being completely true but that requires trying really hard at that."

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"I still think reading your mind would be kind of fucked up for the record," but then she's going to kiss her.

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Kiss! Kissing is great.

[I am going to assume you are making reasonable decisions for yourself about this! And I think you reading my mind would be fun but you do not have to if you don't want to.]

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[If you think it would be ACTIVELY FUN then maybe.] Lianelle is wearing a shirt and should stop that.

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Lianelle doesn't feel all that much guiding but May's body on her own feels really good for entirely mundane reasons! Which she is wiggling about!

[Yes I do! Well - if you don't want to hear me occasionally thinking of the time where someone managed to be terrible than maybe the thing to do would be for you to let me send you my thoughts from my head, rather than doing a full read. Though I would find both actively fun.]

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[It sounds like sort of a moodkiller! How do I let you do that?]

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[Intend it?]

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[Done.]

Makeouts really 80/20 the fluid exchange and skin contact benefits of guiding and will probably be enough to zero May out but as long as she has a free pass she's going to investigate the boob situation.

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Lianelle has firm breasts on her overall toned and athletic body. Investigating them will also cause her to start wrapping her legs around Mays legs and making sounds into the kisses.

 

Lianelle's thoughts, meanwhile... Lianelle thinks May is extremely hot and also, importantly to Lianelle right now, good. She would have been interested in sex with May before that became clear - she wants to have sex with lots of people and also champions and monsters and this is almost never a good idea. Outside of the precious days she spends with a real body she can't have sex at all, can't even feel horny, and she hates that so much. Lianelle learned from personal experience that people mind if you just ask them to have sex casually when you first meet, and sometimes they will say yes even though they don't actually want to, so she doesn't do that anymore.

In this moment she is very much enjoying May exploring her boobs which should be explored that's great and feels great, and also she is hoping May enjoys her body in general since she's quite proud of it. She's also jealous of whatever May is feeling from the guiding and is planning on asking her to try projecting the feeling at Lianelle sometime.

And lastly, as she sends all this, she feels... free, to just be able to share her thoughts in this form. It's one of the best parts of the bond.

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Oh, can she project guiding - it's awesome and it's so sad that most people never get to try it - it's like this -

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... What if Lianelle has an orgasm about this like right now.

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Mood. (Also, hot.) May is habituated to non-sexual guiding, thanks June, but if that were not the case she'd probably have been in the same boat. She is kind of grinding on Lianelle's leg and will be along any moment now.

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If Lianelle moves her leg like this will it help? She can also help with her hands if May wants, that sounds fun.

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The leg's got her covered. She needs to be kissing Lianelle a lot right now actually.

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She can be kissing Lianelle so much! Lianelle loves kissing May, it's so good.

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It is! Who knew! Not Sparkler, he's kind of lousy in bed and until this exact hour in her life May was kind of feeling ripped off about self-modifying to be able to enjoy casual guiding nookie only to find a) June and b) Sparkler. As of right now though SUPER WORTH IT.

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It's true, Lianelle is great at sex.

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She is very pretty and kissable and soft and warm and C O M P A T I B L E.

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And she has a corporeal body and can feel horny and be touched and be sent positive bursts of emotion that are entirely new to her and it's all thanks to May!

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The compatibility is such that May zeroes out before she gets around to removing anyone's pants. "Well," she says, "I no longer strictly need to be holding you to take a nap, but I could anyway."

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"Hm, I would like to keep cuddling you so if you want to nap with me I would be happy about that."

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"Mmmmgood." It has been a stressful and emotionally rollercoastery and exhausting timzeone-straddling period of several hours. She finds a good static cuddle position and settles in and goes to sleep. And mumbles random nouns.

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Cuuute. Lia won't quite sleep but she will chill out and sort of drift happily while cuddling the cute nouns girl.

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Cute nouns girl takes a 3.5 hour nap,

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...and then remembers that she has been involuntarily entered in a battle royale!

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She sits up, gets out of bed, starts looking for hotel stationery to write on because she doesn't bring notebooks into dungeons.

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She can find some pen and paper near the minifridge. 

Lianelle experimentally bounces and then flips out of bed and starts stretching.

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Oh good, she won't be bored while May writes up her emotional journey and also a shopping list.

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Correct, instead of being bored she will be doing handstand push-ups, and trying to figure out if there's a way to do them much faster than normal. The difficult bit is speeding up the down section faster than gravity will let her do it - she needs to figure out a way to push herself towards the ground... without just gripping the floor in her hands since that would probably damage the floor.

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Eventually: "Do you eat? Because I do and should probably have - what time is it - brunch."

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"You can remove my hunger like the fatigue but I'd love to eat."

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"Probably what I got for the gun will be enough for us to live on till the tournament's over one way or another whether you eat or not, so sure. Do you eat like whatever or do you have preferences about it?" She puts more of her objects back on her person.

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"Whatever is good - I doubt I'm familiar with modern food anyways."

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Then they are going to go out and find a fast food place where she can put protein and grease and sugar in herself efficiently.

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In-N-Out exists! Lianelle has no idea what any of these options are but can pick some things at near random.

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May has never seen this chain before but it sells burgers and fries and shakes and she wants all those things.

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"Oh wow this food is really weird!" Lianelle says after having taken bite of her double-double immediately after figuring out how the straw in her milkshake worked.

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"Weird how? It's ground meat and melted cheese on bread. With condiments."

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"I don't think I've had that combination of things before! Also the meat has a very consistent texture and the bread has the thinnest crust and the milkshake tastes like a sweet fruit and has bubbles!"

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"What year was it last time you were around?"

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"Uh, Xinwei, I think? But I don't think that's how they do years other places." 

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"It's not, I'd need to look that up."

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"They didn't have giant buildings or elevators but they did have guns."

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"Xinwei sounds maybe Chinese and I think they had guns pretty early, or maybe it's just gunpowder they had early and they didn't turn it into guns till closer to when Europe was doing it."

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"Seems possible - the prior time was in Europe and didn't have guns and my memories of my life before that - which might not be accurate - also don't have guns."

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"How is the Spring - placed? What determines where it is? I think this is America based on people's accents and the lack of French on the signs."

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"I'm not sure - I think it does prefer cities."

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"Like a dungeon."

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"What is a dungeon, exactly?"

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"Hostile pocket dimension that kidnaps people. They started happening on my world about six decades ago, espers started happening then too."

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"Do you get the people back?"

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"Usually."

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"I wish there could be a world where all the magic was just... good."

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"That'd be nice."

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Lia demolishes her meal rather quickly.

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May's not quite that fast but still brisk about it. Then she asks an employee if they can direct her to a camping supply type store.

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There's one nearby as it turns out!

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Good. She wants to get away from civilization and stay there and make people come to her so they aren't fighting in a CITY. Tent, air mattress thing, sleeping bags they can zip together if they wish, water containers, similar such conveniences for sleeping rough for a while. She's already got a knife. Do they sell ammo here, one of her guns takes sufficiently generic rounds that they might have them in this other universe.

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They do sell ammo though they'll need to see ID for it. 

Lia would like to get this fuzzy sweater, some neat knives, a first aid kit, and this slightly more expensive LED lantern which can change colors.

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.......does her Traceless ID work for this, she's got that in her boot pocket.

"You realize I don't have a lot of other stuff to hock and we still need to buy food, a change of clothes, and maybe if there's cash left a phone and a charger to kill time with," May tells Lianelle.

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It does not work.

"Oh should I put it back?"

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She doesn't have her regular ID so she puts the ammo back. She'll just have to aim real good. "Probably. If I win you stick around, right, we can figure out some longer term situation involving nonessential spending then."

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"Yeah, it can wait till then."

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"Any guesses if the Spring'll work to bring me home and then work once I get there? I think maybe the mages here are not responsible with it."

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"I think it'll get you home but I'm not sure if it'll come with."

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"Dang. ...is there a way to tell in advance how much juice it'll cost to get me home so I can use up the rest of it first?" They are having this conversation while they walk to a Target. May has most of their new stuff in her dungeoneering backpack but gave Lianelle the tent to carry.

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"Once you have the Spring you'll be able to tell before using it to do things how much those things will cost. You know I could definitely carry that backpack for you."

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"Are you a lot stronger than I am?"

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"Yes."

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"Sure, then." Backpack transfer.

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Lia hefts it onto her back without any apparent difficulty.

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And they can continue their tromp to Target. May has a watch and checks it occasionally. They are making acceptable time.

At the Target she gets no-cooking-required food that she can live on for a week with a little slack for Lianelle to have some. She doesn't want to overload their carrying capacity to the point that they're mind-controlling people who watch them walk down the street to not notice how heavy all their shit is (she explains). Bread, peanut butter, jam, pull-tab canned tuna and soup she's willing to eat cold, Goldfish crackers, pop tarts and protein bars, a bag of baby carrots and a bag of apples so the imaginary voice of her mother will shush, beef jerky, and a tiny spatula to dispense peanut butter and jam with. If this takes more than a week she'll need to go shopping again but she's paying cash so hopefully that will make it hard to guess exactly when she'll need to return to town and mages bent on murder will come find her in the sticks.

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Lianelle feels one of the cheap polyester fluffy blankets and isn't going to so to buy it but will pet it for rather a long time and make a face.

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[Sorry. I'm plenty rich at home for blankets and sweaters and lamps that change color, just.] She's going to buy a cheap pack each of T-shirts and underpants and socks to cycle through, she'll deal with being in the same pants and bra all week.

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[Yeah, it makes sense and the blankets aren't as important.] 

Lianelle can stop petting them... now.

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This all adds up. She does some mental arithmetic. [I thiiiiiiink I have enough for a phone and a charger but this would be basically just for entertainment purposes and is arguably not worth it and it would be more expensive than any of the things you wanted, what do you think.]

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[I don't really know what that is?]

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[A phone will let us read and listen to and watch stuff that people decide to make available for that, which is a lot of stuff.]

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[Will it let us follow what's happening with the rest of the tournament?]

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[...if somebody posts it sure. But I doubt they will if the normal people can't notice it.]

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[A lot of the times fights are big enough people will notice something is going on, they'll just come up with different explanations for what it is, like a small earthquake or something.]

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[Well, then I guess we'd see hints in the news, though they'd be iffy to interpret.]

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[It still might be a good idea to keep track of.]

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Okay, can she get a month of unlimited data (free trial is fine if she can get it without a card on file) and a solar charger with her remaining money?

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Sure, that can fit in their budget. Lianelle didn't really need the blanket - May is already very soft and warm 

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One does one's humble best.

They and their shopping can go collect what they left behind in the hotel and get some initial app setup and downloads done on the wifi there and get a map to see where a good place to camp out might be.

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It turns out they are in San Angeles, a city in roughly the same place as the Los Angeles May is familiar with, but with a different layout and some additional land. There's a state park bordering the city not too far from where they are - maybe 25 minutes by car.

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How illegal is it to camp there?

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Technically against park rules but some people online say they have done it and no one complained.

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Good enough. Uber exist here?

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Yep!

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"Anything I'm forgetting that we should do before we head out?" she asks, filling up their water jugs.

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"I don't think so? But the sort of things you are getting are different from what I'm used to. I'd bring hunting or fire starting things but actually I think I can do both of those without needing anything."

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"The food is all edible cold, and we'll be warm enough in the sleeping bags, and if I want to hunt something it won't see me coming with my knife but since I don't plan to cook I don't intend to do that either." She caps the water jug and swipes the hotel writing materials. "I should take that shower if I'm not otherwise getting one all week. Do you want one, you had a bit of a workout earlier."

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"Sounds nice but I don't need one if it's expensive or anything? You could discorporate and recorporate me for only a bit of magic, and I'd come back clean. Also do you have a way to see things at night - fires are useful for that too."

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"....the shower is free with the hotel room, I'll show you, in here. I have a dungeoneering flashlight and the phone lights up too." Bathroom. She demonstrates how turning on the shower works.

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"Oh that's really neat! In that case I'd like to take one."

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"We can go in at the same time if you would like to be introduced to showers in a sexy way."

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"-oh yes that sounds like a very good idea."

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May will introduce Lianelle to showers. In a sexy way.

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It is indeed a very good idea and Lianelle makes sure to show May how much she appreciates it.

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Lianelle is a very good addition to the "kidnapped into an alternate universe battle royale" experience.

May washes out her previous shirt underpants and socks, bags them still wet to hang dry at the campsite, wears new ones, and packs and distributes those and other objects. She checks out and returns the key card and calls an Uber to the state park. They should have time to find a good spot and set up before the fight starts.

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"I could definitely run faster than this," remarks Lianelle during the Uber over.

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"Be that as it may." [You'd mindwhammy everyone you passed.]

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[Yeah - they wouldn't really notice it but I guess people would care about it anyways if they knew what was going on.]

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[If they just wouldn't see you that's one thing, that's how it'd work if I did it. But seeing you and not being able to think about you is different.]

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Nod nod. 

[Maybe if it were dark I could move fast enough that they wouldn't be sure I was there even if there wasn't mind control about it? But I'm not sure. Well you be okay with me doing obvious things during a fight if I have to?]

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[Yeah, if you have to, but like we are choosing a low bystander situation so hopefully it won't come up.]

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[Yeah I'm happy you are doing that - it's easy for a lot of people to get hurt in the fighting.]

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[Probably that'll still happen between the other combatants but I don't think my advantages are so overwhelming that I should try to hang around interfering with that directly, there's too much I don't know.]

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[Yeah that makes sense - I um. During the time I was a summoner I remember I tried to help and it didn't work out well.]

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[You weren't always a spirit?]

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[I don't know. Champions are created from legends usually, and sometimes those legends are about real people and sometimes they aren't. I have memories of being a human though.]

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[...whoa. Could older spirits corroborate your memories at all?]

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[Possibly? There was a tournament I was in and if any of the champions from then show up again they'd remember it.]

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[I meant like while you're all in the spirit world, or can you not even communicate with other spirits there? Tournaments wouldn't seem to offer a lot of chance to catch up socially.]

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[Oh I'd need to find someone from the right time and place - I've met spirit who had heard of me but that's not surprising given that I know I'm at least based on a legend.]

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[Huh. Well, if it's a famous enough legend the Internet'll have something. How do you spell your name?]

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She can spell it out. 

Evidentially there is a Wikipedia page. Lianelle was a French sword fighter / courtesan / folk hero who was known for defending towns from dangerous animals, fighting with occupying Magyar forces, and engaging in various inappropriate activities historians aren't clear about the details of but did get her labeled a harlot by some contemporaries. It is thought she died in the Seven Day Fever or the chaos associated with it.

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[You can read, right? Same reason you know modern English at all?]

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[Yeah - does it say what happened with the Magyar after I died?]

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Apparently fifteen years later they were forced out of Western Europe by a coalition organized by an ally of hers - Lucian of Aragon.

[Oh, good. He did it.] 

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[Good for him.]

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[I joined the tournament to try to get the power to make them leave. It did not go very well and even though I won I had to use the power to fix the damage. I brought him back too and it sounds like he made the best of it.]

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Does he have his own page?

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Yes but it's a short one. He interceded on the behalf of his much more famous ally Lianelle when she got in trouble with authorities and built a bunch of roads. He had the Seven Day Plague but recovered just like everybody else and went on to play a part in the resistance to the Magyar.

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What does Wikipedia have on the Seven Day Plague.

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Tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands its unclear from the historical record, got sick as a plague spread rapidly, leaving people "as still as death" and then passed at the end of a seven day period. It created chaos but didn't kill people as far as historians can tell.

[... Yeah it killed all those people. A Magyar champion made a normal plague spread much faster when they had trouble beating me in a direct fight and I used the Spring to undo it.]

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[Fucking hell.]

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[Yeah. I'm glad Lucian managed to pick up the pieces - I burned myself out pretty quick using the Spring beyond fixing the plague.]

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[Who was your champion?]

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[The Sword of Netra - it didn't talk very much but we worked well together.]

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[Champions can be swords? I guess there are legendary swords but I hadn't heard of that one, this world's history appears different in a lot of places.]

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[I'm not sure how famous it is - I hadn't heard of it either. Champions can be anything people tell stories about I think.]

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[...like, anything, like, mythical islands? Gods?]

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[I've heard of gods as champions but not mythical islands - though I've seen those in the spirit plane.]

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[Are champions all of about the same, like, power level...? What's the spirit plane like?]

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[Similar power levels, I think. The spirit plane is... very pretty and there's lots of stuff but things don't always work in very sensical ways and it's impossible for spirits to change much of anything at all. I spent a lot of time being very bored in one place because I couldn't figure out how to get anywhere else, and then one day another place would show up near mine and maybe if I was lucky I wouldn't just pop back if I tried to go it.]

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[You can't even change things on the level of moving yourself around?]

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[Yeah but there's a bunch of floating islands and I couldn't leave the one I was on at any given time.]

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[What would happen if you just jumped off?]

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[I would fall for a very long time and eventually land somewhere else and not try that again.]

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[How long is a very long time?]

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[I don't know - time was weird there, and it was hard to keep track of on my own. Felt like years.]

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[I guess an island would have to be pretty catastrophically boring to be worse than falling for years.]

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[I was trying to jump onto another island and missed. I think falling took longer than waiting would have - though waiting might have also taken years.]

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[Did you have company on your island?]

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[Sometimes - I couldn't really become close friends though, since, emotional changes couldn't happen much.]

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[Emotional changes couldn't happen?]

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[Not really - unless there were changes in what stories people told about you, though I don't think changes always happened even then.]

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[Scale of one to ten how feasible is evacuating the spirit world?]

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[...Three? You would need to make a way out - which I bet the Spring can do - and then deal with all the different spirits being all sorts of powerful but it wouldn't be impossible...]

 

 

[Also I think I really like you.]

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[Thanks! There's a lot of ifs between me and actually accomplishing this but it should go on the to-do list.] She starts a to-do list on the phone.

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[It's a very good goal to have.]

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[It sounds like a lousy place to be! How many spirits are there?]

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[I'm going to guess hundreds of thousand but I really have no idea.]

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[Do all spirits have the same approximate power level or just the ones called as champions?]

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[Hard to tell but I think there's more variety in spirits in general than in champions?]

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[Do the others ever get to come out of there?]

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[Not that I know of - there might be spells for it.]

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[And there's another world, right?]

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[Yeah I don't know much about it except that monsters show up from it sometimes. As far as I can tell the monsters have a very unpleasant time when they are on Earth and I think might have a better time in the underplane but I'm not sure. They also tend to be very destructive on Earth.]

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[Do you know who'd know more?]

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[Probably a mage from an old family?]

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[Are all those families involved in this nonsense or are there conscientious objectors?]

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[I havn't known any but they can vary - that old lady seemed terrible but she willing to trade which basically never happens, I think.]

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[Trade for me to murder a guy!]

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[Yes she might be varying in a worse direction, I think. Maybe. A lot of mages are pretty bad.]

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[Any idea why?]

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[Mage families tend to be really bad and it's hard for anything to stop them from being bad?]

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[I think that's also true as far as it goes about, like, royal families, but they became increasingly irrelevant... I guess the thing where nobody can notice that a magical family has anything special going on interferes.]

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[And they win a Spring every once in a while.]

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[Does magic exclusively run in families? No Muggleborns, as it were - does your language thing give you references like that -]

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[I can recognize the term but .... does it have something to do with a popular series? Also it doesn't exclusively run in families but it's not that useful if you don't have any spells and typically those are only in families.]

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[Yes, the word Muggle is from a series of books that came out when my parents were kids.]

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[Do lots of people get to read books now?]

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[Yes. In countries in the same general band of niceness as this one, almost everyone can read and books are cheap to own and free to borrow.]

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[That's really cool! I didn't know how to read until I was a champion.... I don't think I've actually read a book ever.]

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[We can find some books online for you to read while we're waiting to be assailed in the park.]

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[What sort of things should I read?]

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[What kinds of stories do you like, what kinds of topics do you want to know more about?]

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[I like adventures and want to know about everything.]

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[Well, 'everything' doesn't narrow it down much but I can find you some public domain adventures. Do you only know English or do you also have modern French, I speak modern Québécois so if you're getting it from me you should too.]

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[I have English, a bit of Spanish, Polish, and ... Arabic? I think.]

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[Huh, where do they come from? Shouldn't you at least have old French, you were French.]

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[Oh yeah I still have old French and Chinese and Gaelic too, I just was talking about the new ones. I don't know where they came from.]

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[Well, maybe you'll be able to read some French books I like, too, I like old books.]

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[I think I only have reading for the other languages, since the French is from my lifetime and I didn't know how to read it then.]

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[Oh, well, its spelling isn't much better than English's but you have the alphabet and the language and that's most of the battle, really, I can teach you to read French while we're hanging out in the park.]

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[If there are things written in old French around that would be fun.]

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How old exactly, does the Wikipedia page say when the Seven Day Plague was?

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Around the 9th century, sources are inconsistent about exactly when.

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"French has, unfortunately, probably changed a lot since then, my favorite French author lived in the 1800s."

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"Was that recently?"

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"Couple hundred years ago."

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Lia knows how to do arithmetic! Lucian was very insistent about that.

"Am I... over a thousand years old?"

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[- let's stick to telepathy, my bad. Looks like yes.] What year does the internet think it is here?

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2024, apparently.

[I think things in the spirit plane lasted longer than I said before - I was only on seven islands the entire time.]

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[It's only a decade earlier here than at home, so you are about 1200 years old.]

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[Well, a lot of people I knew growing up turned out to be very wrong about how long I'd live, I guess.]

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[I guess that if you... didn't exist for a while between dying and being adequately legendary... then you might not have spent the entire time since your birth racking up lifespan.]

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[I think it was twelve hundred something during the first time I was summoned and I existed a while before that. Maybe eleven or thirteen hundred.]

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[Yeah, I don't know how to guess how long it might have taken for you to be a spirit... people are sometimes pretty legendary in their lifetimes, aren't they? Do they ever turn up as spirits before they even die?]

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[I haven't heard of that happening. I was pretty legendary during my lifetime and remember being a spirit right after I died but my memory might be playing tricks on me - I still don't know how accurate it is even if it was right about the big stuff.]

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[How would you know it was right after you died? There'd be a discontinuity since you'd have been in the spirit world after.]

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[I remember feeling like I was burning up and like I was floating all of a sudden all in one train of thought or something like that?]

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[I think that just means that your spirit memories pick up right away after your human memories end.]

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[I guess that makes sense.]

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The Uber lets them off at the park.

May consults a map and they can start hiking in.

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"Probably we should find a place off the trail - is talking okay now?"

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"Yeah, should be unless we run into anyone."

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"I could probably hear someone coming from a bit away - though not too far and I might not be able to tell the difference between them and a deer."

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"They'll probably just think we're talking about video games if it's only a passing mention."

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Nod nod.

"Is there a spot off you want to head to or are we just going to wander around till we find a place?"

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"Based on the map I want to bear northish but I don't have an exact spot in mind."

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"It's been a while since I've been camping - I'm sort of excited."

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"What was camping like last time?"

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"We were waiting outside of a guys house - though maybe that's more a stake out? If that wasn't camping than the last time when I was alive and I did a lot of that on the way to hunting down monsters and then when I was traveling between places during the tournament."

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"Sounds more like a stakeout, yes."

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"Well, I enjoyed camping more. Nice to have a place to stretch around and not have to worry about people being around all the time. Even if people being around is also great. Especially if they are great people like you."

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"I have no idea how much waiting we'll have to do before someone tracks us down and starts trying to kill us. Potentially a lot, I guess."

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"Oh no we will have to find things to do."

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"Hence the phone."

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"Mhm."

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Tromp tromp tromp.

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"If I move that boulder over thisaway it'd be a good place to pitch a tent I think? And defensible."

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"You're the expert."

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She is! And she can move the boulder, like so.

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May gets underway on setting up the tent.

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Lianelle has never done it this way but she is game to follow instructions.

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May hasn't either but there's instructions.

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And eventually there is a tent!

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And an air mattress in it filling up and a sleeping bag on that and all the stuff they're going to want half-unpacked and arranged around inside the tent and the solar charger parked outside.

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Yes! Lia can help with that too. Even if she feels like she could probably blow up the air mattress herself if she tried.

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May got the skinny kind that expands when uncapped on its own.

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"...Woah that's sort of magical."

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"It's all good old physics but it's very cool."

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"How's it work?"

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"I don't know but the internet does." She looks it up and hands over the phone.

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"Oh, it's foam! That's cool and not what I would have guessed."

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"What would you have guessed?"

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"Maybe something growing inside of it? Like a special plant."

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"What a charmingly sci-fi idea. Or fantasy, I guess."

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"It seems more realistic than foam to me! But maybe this is because I never knew people could make useful foam."

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"Did people use to make useless foam?"

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"Sometimes in drinks? I guess that was neat but not really useful."

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"Fair enough. Foam can be useful now. Pillows and bicycle helmets and stuff."

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"Pillows and bicycle helmets are really different things!"

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"And they contain different kinds of foam!"

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"Makes sense."

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May breaks open the bag of carrots and pulls one out to munch on. The air mattress looks full so she screws its cap closed.

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Lia is going to try out fast handstand push-ups again.

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May checks the time to see how long they have before the festivities are underway.

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About an hour.

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"Do you think people'll come after me first thing or leave me for last?"

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"Later? The people who are serious about winning will wait and the people who just think you're supposed to kill people in the tournament will probably find other people first since we're out of the way."

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"Why will ones serious about winning wait?"

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"Because they'll assume we aren't serious contenders and there isn't a point to picking us off."

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"Huh. Even though I foolishly announced in front of everyone that I have out of context magical powers?"

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"I think four of them left before you said that. And the rest... might want to wait for someone who just wants to kill people to try to attack you and see what happens? Information is pretty important. There are a lot of possible strategies though so I can't be very sure about any of this."

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Nod nod.

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"I think we are going to win."

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"I hope so. But it's going to suck either way."

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"Yeah."

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She downloaded some phone games. She plays one pensively.

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Eventually the tournament starts - which doesn't actually feel like anything much.

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If it feels like anything at all that's more than she was expecting!

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It doesn't. 

An hour passes, than two. The sun starts setting eventually - the stars becoming visible. The city glow in front of them should make the rest of the night sky appear empty, but for some reason it doesn't. Unless May has gone to particular dark sky spots away from civilization she's never seen stars quite like this.

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"The stars are really clear for being this close to a city."

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"Are they usually not?"

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"Not on my planet..." Google 'light pollution'?

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Light pollution - an atmospheric phenomenon resulting in decreased visibility of the night sky due to light scattering under certain conditions that used to be present in the atmosphere until 1974 when the effect was dramatically reversed overnight due to the ozone hole cascade effect.

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Is 1974 a multiple of 25 years ago. Is the ozone hole cascade effect obvious bullshit.

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The ozone hole cascade Wikipedia article is a stub and just rehashes what's in the light pollution summary. The timing works out to right around 50 years ago.

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"I guess there... are technically worse reasons to murder half a dozen people..."

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"Does the explanation make any sense?"

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"There's kind of not even an explanation, just a phrase that might appease someone who couldn't think about it too hard, I hate it."

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"Huh, that's different from how I remember it working. I'd expect to see people saying god did it or disagreeing on the explanation or something, not making up a bad one without thinking about it."

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"The pseudoscience phrase might be the modern equivalent of 'God did it', maybe, there's not much global consensus on God."

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"There wasn't really back then either, people would argue about exactly why god, or a god, did something like sinking Atlantis."

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"Atlantis was real?"

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"Oh, I guess I don't know - I assumed so since it seemed plausible and their were a lot of stories about it. Is it not on your world?"

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"It is not on my world but it is a well known myth. So I guess this world might have a Spirit Atlantis whether it ever existed on this Earth or not."

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"I bet you it exists somewhere in the spirit plane even if it didn't exist in the real world."

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"Never ran into it yourself?"

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"No - I didn't recognize any of the places I ran into."

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"Well, the stars look incredible."

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"They really do."

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"You can only see a handful of them near a city on my world."

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"Oh that's awful - there aren't stars in the spirit plane but there is a weird sort of glittery sky and it's nice except for how it never changes at all."

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"Well, the stars change but only on a cyclic basis. And very occasionally via supernova."

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"There's also the sun going up and down. And the moon."

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"And clouds, which aren't cyclic, I like those."

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"Yeah, clouds are great."

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May sits up watching the stars for a while, and then goes to bed. To sleeping bag, rather.

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Lia stands guard all night, May can refresh her energy later.

 

During breakfast the next morning May gets a breaking news notification that there's some sort of ongoing traffic situation going on downtown involving an accident. There's even a picture of the accident, with several cars piled up under the body of a muscular humanoid velociraptor with additional velociraptor heads instead of hands, blood dripping from the teeth of all three mouths. The caption says the accident was started by a collision between two cars. 

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"There's a motherfucking VELOCIRAPTOR MONSTER in the ASSOCIATED PRESS PHOTO, are you fucking kidding me!"

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"Oh, wow."

 

 

 

"Do you want to risk helping?"

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"I don't know where the velociraptor monster is now! Or have any guess why it felt the need to cause a multi-car pileup!"

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"My guess is there was a fight - does the article say what's happening there now?"

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The picture was evidently super recent - first responders have encountered some delays getting there but will hopefully be there soon.

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"It's recent, they could still be there. But it'd be quite a flight, I'd show up really backlashed even if I were carrying you the whole way and we were both naked and I kissed you whenever I wasn't about to run into a building, and that would be a stupid way to do it tactically. Uber'd take longer."

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"I could carry you and run there - I'm definitely faster than an Uber."

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"People'd see you."

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"Yes."

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"How much faster than an Uber are you."

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"Uh, can you use your powers to ignore air resistance?"

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"Not if I want to breathe."

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"In that case I can safety go maybe two or three times as fast as that Uber was going? I'll need you to replenish my energy."

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"I don't even know how I'd intervene on the situation. I mean, I can shoot the monster, but it's probably the champion, its candidate can just put it back."

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"It's pretty exhausting to do that, and possibly we can find the candidate. If you're not up for it we don't have to but I do think we can save some lives."

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"Okay." She grabs her guns. Zooms out the map for Lianelle to get a good look at where they are and where they're headed.

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And then Lianelle can scoop May up and take off - it'll take them 5 minutes to get there, with Lianelle weaving in and out of traffic as necessary. 

[You good?]

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[I mean nothing about this is great but I can shoot a velociraptor monster that won't even be dead-dead after I kill it, that's solidly within my established comfort zone.]

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[Okay. I'm going to jump ahead onto some rooftops so we aren't exposed when we get there - okay?]

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[Yeah. I can snipe from a roof and don't have to let anyone hear the shot but I need you with me because that'll be a loud noise for nobody to hear.]

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[Hrm, it might be better for me to fight and have you shooting as a backup plan?]

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[You don't have a ranged weapon.]

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[I don't, yeah.]

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[So, jump in if a few rounds to the heads don't do it but I'll go first.]

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[Agreed. Going to switch to rooftops in a couple of seconds.]

And indeed they are soon airborne, clearing one building entirely and landing on the far edge of another. Another leap and their momentum takes them to the next building. Each hop taking less time until their momentum dissiates, leaving them on a six story building overlooking a debris filled intersection.

The scene isn't much changed from the photo, except the pile of broken cars is smaller, with several chunks have been ripped up and throw, smashing into the surrounding street and buildings. The velociraptor-man stands on top of the remaining pile, hefting a cars door. A man stands next to the pile, holding a glowing red whip of some sort, scanning the surrounding street.

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God, what are they even trying to do?

May aims and fires, one shot per head to start. She's her own silencer; she leans into Lianelle.

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The first shot misses, the second leaves a gash but nothing serious, and the third hits its mark -  straight through the center of the last head. The other two tense up growling...

And then the bullet falls out of the dead head as it perks back up, eyes looking around for its attacker.

"Oh, have you decided your champion can't handle mine on it's own?" asks the man to the open street. There's no reply until a strangely vibrating blur darts forward towards the man, only to be repelled by a crack of his whip.

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[Should I keep shooting it?]

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[Might work if you can get three heads in a row.... or you can try for the summoner.]

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Head head head.

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Getting one headshot off at this distance is a challenge, getting three off rapidly in a row is something only an experienced sniper with top percentile reflexes could manage. As it turns out May falls into that category - the monster falls. The man glances up desperately, trying to bring his guardian back even as he searches for the source of the shots. Before he can locate them, a globe of green energy blasts out from one of the second story windows, his whip moving of it's own accord to snap it out of the air. Leaving him undefended when the blurry figure once again darts in, this time for the kill, decapitating him.

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Lia can squeeze May a bit in support. The blurry figure darts around for a bit and then departs.

"You okay if I go down and see if anyone is alive in that wreckage?"

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"Maybe I should in case whoever sent the blur is around watching, you might be seen."

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"I'm going to be able to search through the wreckage and I'm guessing that stuff is to heavy for you to move around?"

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"Some of it is, yeah, but I think I could budge anything that might be hiding a live person."

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"Okay."

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May jumps off the building. She doesn't have to do more than a split second of flying about it - she just doesn't want to hit the ground, so she doesn't go all the way down, and then she changes her mind about the ground when it's a short drop. She jogs over to the wrecks to look for survivors.

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There're four people in parts she might be able to free by heaving things aside, though one of them turns out to be dead. There are also some muffled sounds are coming from further under the wreckage.

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[Yeah, come help, there's live ones, I'll call an ambulance - I can't believe they're not already here, honestly, somebody must have done magic about it though they didn't stop the cop cars -] 911 here is her emergency.

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There's a ruined ambulance down the street, where a car door thrown by the monster had smashed through it. Additional ambulances approach soon after, as the cops starts anxiously approaching the ...no longer exploding car crash.

Lia jumps down to the scene and can extricate people - bending metal and lifting ruined cars as needed to help get people out. 

[I don't know if this man has more than minutes left - is there somewhere I can get him for treatment right now?]

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[I don't know the city, I'll look.] Maps, maps, hospitals near me -

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There's one a few blocks away.

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And she's off, carrying the injured man in her arms.

[If you need me in the next minute you can discorporate and recorporate me faster than I can get back to you on foot.]

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[Well, I don't want you to drop the guy, let me know when you've gotten him there.]

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It doesn't take her long.

[Headed back to you.]

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[Acknowledged.]

May checks the news again in case anything else is up.

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Nothing obvious - some guy interrupted the city orchestra but no one was hurt, and there are some articles about crimes that seem basically mundane.

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Maybe there was only one car-pileup-inclined guy. Maybe everyone else will duke it out politely.

When Lianelle arrives they can go back to their campsite.

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[Uber or running?]

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[I don't know how many more times we'll wind up going into town and can't afford infinite Ubers, but let's stay up high and people can figure you're just doing parkour, that seems less invasive.]

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[Sure.]

It doesn't quite feel like flying but it's pretty darn close given just how much time Lia spends in the air when she's traveling this way.

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May would be more impressed if she couldn't fly but it's pretty fun anyway.

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And back at camp.

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Kissing away the last little bit of backlash.

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Oh Lia likes this bit!

"Want to fuck?"

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"Hell yeah."

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Oh good in that case what if in addition to kissing May Lianelle put her hands under her shirt.

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That's great. Actually the shirt could just come off.

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Lianelle is going to investigate May's boobs this time! With her mouth!

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The natives greet her as a liberator. From the sports bra.

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She is delighted to be able to help.

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They don't need pants either! It's not like anyone will see May naked without her wanting them to even if they are suddenly attacked mid-act! Lianelle's mouth will be greeted as a liberator all over the entire May.

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Oh yay! Lianelle is happy about all such liberations though she'll end up staying places where she is greeted most enthusiastically.

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Sparkler is terrible in bed but he did at least afford May key information about her neck, if Lianelle wants a detour before she attends to the local South.

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Lianelle is delighted to stop by there first and find out what makes it so great.

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It's the noises May makes about it, principally.

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Oh Lianelle really loves that noise and would like to hear more of it!

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What a coincidence, May is thrilled to put on an entire concert of noises like that if thusly induced to do so!

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Lianelle is such an appreciative audience.

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It's the fans that keep her in the business, really.

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Well, Lianelle is definitely a fan! Her summoner is the best. Possibly she could show her appreciation using her fingers farther south without needing to take a break from neck exploration.

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That's a great combination and May is going to moan about it!

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Oh that's nice there should be more of that.

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As much as Lianelle wants, this is paradisiacal.

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Lianelle normally doesn't have much patience but apparently this is an exception!

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[You're very good] says May over the moans.

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[You are too!] Mabel can read her mind about it! She's Lianelle's favorite person probably ever. 

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If this is Lianelle's ?kink? May will go ahead and read her mind.

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Lianelle is extremely happy - she's always enjoyed sex but there's something really special about doing it with someone she trusts so much. She's trusted people like Lucian before to work with her on specific things but she's never had this feeling that... as much power as she can give May will go towards a better future. Also, she is pretty sure May is hotter than anyone she's ever met who wasn't actively trying to kill her or her summoner. 

In this moment she is wondering whether she can get May to orgasm multiple times if she keeps at this.

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Oh yeah she can super do that.

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And have great time doing it!

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What an excellent Lianelle she has.

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And then it is time for PBJ for lunch.

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Lianelle would like to try some but doesn't need any if supplies are limited.

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She can have a bite to try but May budgeted space and money for tastes, not entire servings.

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Fine by her!

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"This is not haute cuisine, I have lowbrow tastes even when I have access to a kitchen," May mentions.

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"It's way better than what nobility ate when I was alive."

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"Huh, somehow I would have thought that the nobility would be having, like, roasted meat and fresh bread and stuff that would compare favorably to PBJ."

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"I only sort of liked that stuff! Thy did sometimes have honey which was great."

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"It continues to be popular but a less flavorful sweetener is standard in anything that you don't specifically want to taste like honey. There's corn syrup in the jelly."

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"It's really neat that there are multiple ways of making things sweet! After you have won the tournament I might want to try them all."

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"A reasonable ambition."

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"Oh good."

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"Honey, maple syrup, cane sugar, corn syrup, lots of artificial sweeteners, I'm probably forgetting some."

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"I'd ask why people needed so many but really I would invent at least that many if I could invent foods."

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"Honey and maple syrup have their own tastes, cane sugar doesn't, corn syrup doesn't and is cheaper, the artificial ones don't have calories."

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"Why are there ones without calories?"

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"When food is abundant and inexpensive people eat a lot more of it and some of them would rather be able to do that without gaining weight, so there's various technologies purporting to assist in this goal."

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"Oh that's cool - do people not starve anymore?"

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"Not in developed countries unless a lot of things go wrong. Usually we talk about 'food insecure' and not 'starving'."

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"It'd be cool if the answer could just be yes."

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"Those last few are sorta hard to solve for various reasons but yes."

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Nod nod.

"It's cool that some countries have managed it anyways."

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"Yeah, it's nice to have everyone richer!"

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"It really is. It didn't really seem like all that much of an option when I was alive - though I think Lucian had some ideas."

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"He sounds like an interesting person but there isn't much about him on Wikipedia in his own right."

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"Well, he wasn't very famous."

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"Some people aren't very famous in their own time but become better known later if they leave unusually good records or are later recognized for their achievements."

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"Oh, the good records sounds like him but he was also a very behind the scenes sort of person."

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"I'm not much of a historian so I have no estimate of how often those wind up being pulled to the forefront by historians."

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"I don't think I've met spirits who are obviously like that but it's hard to tell where lots of spirits come from."

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"Maybe the legend-accumulation process doesn't work well on people who weren't famous close to their lifetimes," she shrugs.

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"Seems possible, yeah."

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"Any idea when legends started accumulating in the spirit world?"

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"I've met a spirit who was from Ancient Greece? But that doesn't mean he existed as a spirit since then. I think Atlantis was sunk by someone who won the tournament before 0 AD so there were probably champions and spirits back then."

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"Gilgamesh and/or Enkidu?"

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"I haven't heard of them being spirits but wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that they were."

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"I can't immediately think of anything older than that to ask about."

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"I wonder if-someone's coming." Lianelle is on her feet in the blink of an eye, sword held protectively in front of her.

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May is invisible to all the other candidates and their champions. They'll probably think she's in the tent. She gets clear of it.

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In a minute two figures walk into the clearing a short distance away from them - the young nervous woman May saw at the summoning ritual, now in casual clothes instead of a robe, along with a shimmering figure covered from head to toe in multiple layers of translucent scales oddly reminiscent of bubble wrap.

"Oh hi sorry I don't know what I'm doing and I figured I'd go to the park and hide while everyone killed each other and my champion told me someone else was nearby and I figured probably you had the same idea and anyone who didn't want to fight was someone I could team up with to stay safe around. I'm Analise," says the young woman rapidly.

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[I'm backlashing more than I'd usually expect from just this, I think they must have an unusual sensory loadout like echolocation or something.] Are they trying to address Lianelle, or the tent, or what?

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Lianelle. 

"You're not interested in fighting?"

[I'm not really sure what to do here?]

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"No not at all I was just the only mage in my family who had enough power for the ritual and they insisted really really hard."

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[Hypothetically, what would happen if the last two candidates just declined to kill each other indefinitely?]

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[I think it would attract monsters until someone died? I'm not sure. More often someone will promise to resurrect someone else once they get the spring.]

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[What a fucking waste. Don't look right at me, they can see that even though they can't see me.] She lopes over to Lianelle to touch her hand and cut down on the cost of being comprehensively invisible. [I'm not sure what to say to her. She's quite plausibly full of shit but maybe not.]

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[I really don't like the idea of turning down a maybe genuine request for help.]

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[If we can't do better than promising to resurrect her anyway, I'm not sure what else it makes sense to do here.]

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[You could offer to use a portion of the magic if she helps you win?]

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[On what, though, she's clearly prone to being strongarmed by her family in the version of the story where she's not personally awful.]

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[Maybe she can be persuaded to accept something reasonable?]

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[Go ahead and ask, I guess, but don't commit without my okay please.]

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"What would you want out of an alliance?"

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"I'm okay with being resurrected afterward and I'd like my family to stop being mages except for me," replies Analise, who has been patiently waiting for Lianelle to work out details with her summoner.

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"How many people are there in your family?"

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"Six mages besides me - my parents and brother and I have two aunts and a grandpa who are mages too - there's also a cousin and a baby but neither of them are mages. I guess the baby might be but I'm not worried about him."

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[My guess is that it wouldn't take all that much of the Spring to do what she's asking?]

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[Consistent with her story, too. Does that put them on the far side of the Veil though?]

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[Yeah.]

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[Noooot really comfortable with that, they sound like real pieces of work but they'd be unable to contextualize a big chunk of their lives.]

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[I can ask if leaving them on the magic side of the veil is okay? I bet you can do that.]

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[Yeah.]

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"Would it be okay if they got left on the magic side of the veil?"

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"I'm worried about them figuring out a way to find other mages to help them or something - could you make them forget about me and take away their magic but leave them with their other memories?"

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[Understandable but still no!]

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"No, sorry."

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"Oh, that makes sense, sorry. Um, maybe just no magic would be fine. I guess."

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[I want an escape clause if I find out she's lying about the circumstances of her participation or if any of her family members weren't in on it.]

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Lianelle can convey this.

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"Oh yes of course that makes sense. Maybe I should be more suspicious of people too but I've always been rubbish at that and my champion isn't being very helpful."

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[Seems fine to me.]

Lianelle passes on the offer.

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"Oh that would be great though I'm not sure how to contribute - is there a good place for me to put my blanket I don't have a tent like you do which was really an oversight but I've never been camping before."

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[I don't think any of this arrangement calls for us to fall asleep near each other at all and she should go somewhere else!]

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That gets relayed to her.

"I'm um. Scared of sleeping out here on my own where someone else could find me? You could tie me up or have your champion guard me or something? And I can send my champion away."

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[Nope, I don't want to tie you up on guard duty and sending her champion away doesn't stop her from recorporating them here.]

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And once that's relayed:

"Oh um. I'm just... just that..." and now she is crying.

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[...Please can I give her a hug.]

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[I do not consider myself to have the authority to stop you but I REALLY wouldn't recommend it and also if she twitches wrong while she's hugging you I'm substantially likelier to flinch in a murder direction than I am if she twitches while safely stood back.]

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[... Okay I won't hug her.]

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In that case, she's just gonna stand there and cry for a while.

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[Is she ever going to leave?!]

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[I don't know.]

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[Ugh, I don't want to have to shoot her but I want her to leave, if she's secretly working with someone else and they're on their way or something this could be bad.]

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[I could try insisting. Or move her myself?]

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[Start with telling her, since we're trying not to start a fight with this one. Tell her it's important to working together in good faith that we have firm boundaries.]

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Lianelle can say this! And continue to not hug the girl.

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Analise nods but continues sobbing and doesn't make any move to leave.

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[Okay, I really don't like this. Maybe her abusive family put her up to this when the baseline probability is one in seven and she has no stomach for it and she's incompetent to carry out an alliance with anyone who doesn't instantly trust her and she's motivated to fuck her folks over for it. It is not impossible. But I don't incredibly buy it, and I want her out, and if she won't get out by walking that makes me buy it less.]

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[Should I move her?]

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[Warn her you're gonna and if she doesn't budge, yeah.]

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Lianelle warns her and gets no response, so picking her up and carrying her it is-

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- up until Analise unhinges her jaw and swallows Lianelle whole, her body bulging to fit the surprised champion inside.

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[- dis- and re-corporate?] asks May, opening fire on the "champion" who accompanied this person.

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[Yes something weird is going on with these insides and I need out fast to defend you.] 

Lianelle struggles against the muscles surrounding her, trying to get her sword at a good angle to actually push into the guts of whoever this actually is.

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'Analise'  looks less and less human as her midsection bulges, her body lengthening and her face becoming more snake-like as her skin resembles a darker variant of the layers of scales surrounding the other figure. A forked tongue flickers out of her mouth after May's fired bullets bounce harmlessly off of their intended target. May feels a surge in backlash as this happens and the figure she shot at starts running towards her. 

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She discorporates-recorporates Lianelle and leaps up and over the charging figure. With Lianelle out of the creature's guts she'll try shooting that one in case it works any better.

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The shots seem to be chipping at the scales! And causing the creature, at this point fully transformed into a giant serpent, to lunge directly at her.

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Meanwhile, Lianelle takes a swing at the figure, her sword slicing through a layer before sticking into one of the deeper ones. 

So Lianelle kicks them hard enough to send the figure arching away over the treetops.

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Can she get a shot directly into the creature's mouth, does it have its mouth open -

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It does and she can! It jerks back, hissing in pain, its mouth bloodied.

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Good. Can she nail it in mouth again - or the eye -

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Eye, yes, but then it's going to try to wrap itself around her.

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It can't do that, it goes right through her and won't even know if it found the right place or not, but that's expensive - [how're you doing] Blam blam.

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[Trying to get them pinned down properly, almost got it - you need backup?]

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[Need company, I'm prone to comms chatter backlashed, I'm sorry -] Fucking DIE snakething.

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Snake thing is not having a good time but none of this is proving immediately fatal-

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-and then the ground shakes followed by a dull boom. And then another time, louder than the last.

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The snake jerks it's head around, lunging in Lianelle's direction -

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- a third impact -

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- and the snake chokes and dissolves into scales and then dust.

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[- you won? The snake's gone -]

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[Yeah - give me a bit while I bury the body.]

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[How much of a bit]

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[Um, another 15 seconds? If that's okay?]

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[Yeah, I can wait fifteen seconds. I'll be at the tent.]

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[Are there any words or something you're supposed to say over a grave nowadays?]

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[....'may they rest in peace'?]

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Lianelle can do that in addition to the prayer she learned for this back when she was alive.

When she returns her face is still wet with tears.

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Hug.

Fuck that feels good.

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Not in the same way for Lianelle but it's still really really nice.

"I hate killing people."

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"It sucks. I'm glad you didn't go hug her."

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"I don't know if it would have made a difference though."

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"I guess it would've gone down similarly, probably."

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"And at least the champion would have gotten a hug before it got sent back to the spirit plane."

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"No way to know if it wanted one, since it was pretending to be a different person with a different backstory!"

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"I - yeah that makes sense I guess. I'm pretty sure it was pretending to be its summoner, at least in appearance."

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"Yeah, that was the guess I landed on too. Probably taking dictation from her."

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"Yeah." Hug.

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"I realize you are probably not accustomed to the mood whiplash like I am but can I take your shirt off."

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"Oh, uh, sure."

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Shirt off. Snuggles.

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After enough minutes Lianelle, still clearly sad, will offer to have sex if Mabel wants.

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"If you aren't actually in the mood this'll still zero me out, it'll just take longer. ...also it would probably work for me to lick the tears off your face even though that would be a weird thing to do."

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"I'm sad but I still have sex when I'm sad sometimes it's just a different sort of experience. But you can also lick my tears if you'd prefer."

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"I don't know how to turn 'a different sort of experience' into information about whether you're actually in the mood." Lick.

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"It's a sort of experience I value having? It feels weird to say I like it but I do prefer to have it - there's something very. Something. About it."

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"...that would probably be enough information if I knew you better but I don't."

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"I'm sorry I'm not very good with words - read my mind about it?"

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"Mkay." Read.

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There's something special about a comforting hug when you're crying, warm cuddles when you're cold, or a reassuring hand when you're scared. Having sex when she's sad isn't entirely the same as any of these things, but it's in the same category.

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...okay, when she runs out of tears to drink she's going to go ahead and take Lianelle's pants off. [Do you want me to send you guiding again, it's - relief, it's maybe good for this? It's good for after there's a bad dungeon and the people in it were really fucked up and the monsters were really scary.]

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[That sounds nice.]

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May finds more fluids and licks those too and sends it.

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Lianella makes complicated comforted faces about this and gasps at the sending.

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When she's backlashed a bit less she wants a turn, but like, only if Lianelle is still whatever passes for in the mood, she can take care of herself while snuggling if necessary.

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Once Lianelle has orgasmed she's snuggily for a bit but then can reciprocate.

"Thanks."

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"Pleasure's all mine. Or like roughly half of it."

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"Mm. You're really good and I like you a lot."

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"I like you a lot too." Nuzzle.

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Nuzzle.

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"Best champion I could ask for."

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"Best summoner."

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Kiss.

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Kiss! Kissing May continues to be very nice and comforting.

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And eventually she checks the news again. Two down where she could see them, four or fewer to go.

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There's nothing when she first checks, or an hour later. But soon after night falls there's an article about how someone's taken the entire audience of a late night show hostage along with the host and crew.

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"That's just fucking tasteless, why even -" Are there demands on record.

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She wants to negotiate with "May" and refuses to elaborate on who that is.

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"Absolutely tasteless. At least the snake duo showed up out here in person." She shows Lianelle.

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"Tasteless?"

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"Hostage-taking. There are more adjectives in the world but that one came to mind first."

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"Doesn't usually happen during tournaments but I think that's because most mages wouldn't care that much about non-mages."

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"Well, I may have been excessively revealing of my personality during the ritual."

Does the TV station have a phone number.

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Apparently so!

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"Anything obviously stupid about calling the place and seeing if they pick up?"

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"I don't really know how calling people works but seems okay to me?"

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She dials.

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She gets some sort of general front desk person who can direct her call as appropriate. 

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"It's about the hostage situation. I'm May."

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Oh this person was definitely not trained to handle that does... she want the police? Or to be put through to the show's director?

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"I want to talk to the person who wants to talk to me. Or the hostage negotiator if there is one, I guess."

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The hostage negotiator didn't come back out - here's a line to a phone that's just off stage.

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"Hello?" asks the voice of a terrified man.

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"Hello. I want to talk to the person who has you hostage. I'm going to do my best to get you out."

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"This is she," says the man.

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"...I'm not clear on exactly what you're doing there but any chance you could not?"

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"Th-that's very nice of you b-but they wo-won't have much better of a time ev-even if I didn't talk th-through them."

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"If letting them go isn't on the table this isn't much of a negotiation."

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"Oh it c-certainly is on the t-table."

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"What do you want?"

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"You and your-your champion. For one week. No tricks or re-revenge. And I'll let all these people g-go and abrogate my claim. You'll resurrect me af-afterwards as well."

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"Me and my champion for a week of what."

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"M-my entertainment."

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"Are you planning to be any more specific than that?"

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The man laughs, though given his state it comes out sounding hysterical rather than amused.

"What do you want to know?"

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"What you find entertaining. And why I'd trust you to follow through."

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"I like to see how people react to things - how they feel and act-t. I have a b-binding agreement we can sign."

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"Are you the person who wanted me to kill a guy?"

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'"Yes, d-dear."

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"So I notice that in this plan, you don't get to see me kill a guy. I'm not signing anything where you get to make me kill anyone. And even if something comes up where I do it anyway? I don't have to let you see.

"You wanna see me kill someone?"

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"Well, I certainly wouldn't say n-no to seeing that."

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"Oh, it's not a gift, it's a trade offer. How much do you want it?"

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"Nowhere near as much as I want a week with you, but I'd offer some ho-hostages."

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"No, I'm not playing for some of the hostages. We figure out something you want enough to let them all go with no followup funny business where you go catch more people later, or no deal. You have my attention and you will lose it the second I think you being able to get my attention is hurting people more than it's helping them."

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"Perhaps if I got to ch-choose who you would kill."

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"Oh, I was thinking you, was that not clear?"

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The terrified man really really can't pull off a chuckle, but his body gives it its best try anyways.

"Well I am n-not so eager to d-die as to accept that offer j-just yet."

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"Well, you can keep me on the phone a bit longer if you want to read off your proposed contract or come up with an alternative offer."

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The hostage can read the proposed contract. May and Lianelle would be left in Sakir's care for a week, during which Sakir would abstain from causing permanent harm, with magic or otherwise, to either. Lianelle would be forbidden from using her champion abilities during that week, and May forbidden from using her magic. At the end of the week Sakir would abdicate, allowing May to gain the Spring and resurrect Sakir with a similar clause prohibiting permanent harm to Sakir.

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"You wanna define 'permanent harm'? - this also only really makes sense if you and me are the last ones standing."

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There's a definition of permanent harm further down - it's a pretty reasonable definition and covers, among other things, injuries, disability, ongoing magical effects, or unrecoverable trauma. Temporary infliction of any of the above during the week in question would be permitted, but it would have to be confined to that week (except for the trauma, which can last longer but should not be so extreme as to count as a disability).

"As for the remaining summoners - the pair of you contributed to two of them and I got three - well, one of the three I have leashed but he can be disposed of whenever n-necessary. Leaving just us re-remaining."

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How does it adjudicate cases where she could play it safer on the unrecoverable trauma but is in genuine uncertainty about some trauma's recoverability?

...how is she talking through this guy. Magic, presumably, but - what if she wants to let the lady hear her but not the guy - "Leashed, you say."

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She would have to refrain from trauma when she is uncertain about the recoverability.

There's no response when she asks her question while preventing the guy from hearing what she said.

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And a tick of backlash, quickly swept away by where she's touching Lianelle. Ah fuck. "Leashed, you say," she repeats, letting the guy hear her and not the supervillain.

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"Yes d-dear."

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She turns so Lianelle can't see her face. "What does that mean."

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"It means he'll do what I want him to."

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"With one of those contracts or something else?"

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The man hmms awkwardly.

"Something else."

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May glances down at her notes on the contract proposal.

"Anything else you want to cover before I give this a think?"

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"W-would you like me to release my hold on this man l-long enough for h-him to beg if he w-w-wanted to?"

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"Wow, you are deeply fucked up. I'll call back unless I decide I can just assassinate you, bye." She hangs up.

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"Well, she doesn't seem good at all."

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[She answered when I prevented her from hearing me, but not when I prevented the hostage from hearing me. Do you know if you're definitely proof against that?]

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[Proof against her listening through me? ...I don't know. It's hard to do magic to champions, especially without them noticing, but not impossible.]

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[You're mostly physical superpowers, right? Nothing for tracking her down or breaking her enchantments or anything?]

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[Just physical power and normal champion resistance to magic. I have better senses than humans?]

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[Don't especially think that'll cut it.

As written, this contract would leave me my esper powers. They don't spend down mana. But that doesn't do me a whole lot of good if she can keep us separated.]

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Nod nod.

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[It feels like it should be the foundation of some cunning trick but maybe it just isn't.]

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[It doesn't prevent you from resisting her during the week, right?]

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[No, but she could threaten you.]

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[I can deal with whatever she thinks up.]

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[Well, don't tell her that, it gives her more trauma leeway.]

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Nod.

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[What do you know about magical contracts? Will she have to be there in person? Will you or would I be signing on your behalf?]

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[Both you and her would have to sign in person I think? I haven't heard too much about that sort of magic... Maybe you could sign for me? It would make sense for that to be an option.]

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[Is it magically plausible that she's got a deadman switch on the hostages, where if I just kill her at the signing then bad things happen to them?]

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[Maybe? I don't know that much about what magic exists.]

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[And I bet she's got the other candidate "leashed" instead of dead specifically so they and I will have to fight if I interfere with her before she's done.]

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[Sounds possible?]

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Does the contract specify anything about the process of releasing the hostages.

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It says they have to be released once the contract is signed, but nothing else.

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May's gonna take a while to write about this. Sorry, hostages, slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

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Lianelle can keep her company while she writes.

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[Okay. So, she can - restrain people, qua the leash, and might do that once we're contracted, which might prevent me from killing her or even being obstinately invisible. I can maybe kill her before signing, if she has to show up in person, unless showing up in person lets her leash me. She can borrow other people's senses, but hopefully it's just senses and she's not outright reading your mind. I really don't want to agree to resurrect her! There's no particular reason to expect that this is the last time she'll ever want something badly enough to kidnap a ton of people about it! She's acting like a dungeon. I don't let dungeons get away.]

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[You could try getting her to agree to more conditions, like not kidnapping a ton of people later?]

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[I don't want her to be inspired to creativity! I guess I could resurrect her without her magic if she doesn't think of writing that in.]

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[I think that's covered by the disability part of not being allowed to cause her permanent harm with the Spring?]

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[Maybe it is! I would really rather know more than I presently do about magical contracts! I'd think that taking someone from dead to alive is not a form of making them more harmed, personally!]

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[Yeah, I'm not sure how that works. I bet Lucian would have been good at thinking about this even though he was on the non-magic side of the veil.]

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[He was? How would he have been good at thinking about it then?]

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[I think so? He was good at routing around the veil.]

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[If you say so. Can't ask him now. Is there ANYTHING that you do confidently know here about the contract, the leash, the sense-tapping thing, the hostage situation's relevant magic, any general principles that might apply to any of those things, or her champion?]

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[I really don't know much about how different sorts of magic work. I only know a lot about the Spring because I had it for a bit. Hrm...]

[I would guess that she probably only has one or two or at most three spells, plus whatever her champion has. She did some body-controlling magic to Ivan right after the ritual so probably she has a spell for that? And that sort of spell could also cover the sense tapping, and the controlling the hostage to speak to you, and maybe even the leash.]

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[Okay. But she can do it to an awful lot of people at once, even if it's just one thing. We have no idea what powers her champion has. We don't know if she can sneak extra language into the contract that I don't get to look at. Do we even know it would definitely be a mutually binding contract that would affect her as well as me and not just me?]

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[I'm not sure - I've heard people talk about magical contracts in passing as if they were mutually binding? Also, I'd be surprised if you couldn't annul the contract with the Spring, but it might be expensive.]

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Was there any language about the timing of the promised resurrection in the contract?

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It has to be done with the power from the Spring.

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But not necessarily before she does anything else. Like dissolve the contract.

[I don't want to assume that just because I can see some loopholes in here I've definitely got her completely outsmarted. The loopholes are substantial! But they could be decoys, or they could be real loopholes that just don't provide enough leverage to get us out of being tortured for a week!]

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Nod nod. 

 

[... I'd rather not ask you to do the tortured for a week option and wish it could just be me but there are a lot of people who were could save by doing it. And if we don't I'm not even sure we can definitely win - if she's defeated three other summoners already than I'm nervous about our chances, even with your power.]

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[Especially if she knows how it works from sense-tapping the ones we tangled with, or you, which would get her as far as knowing how guiding works if she caught you at the right times.]

She taps her pen on her hotel stationery.

[Could we get ahold of Ivan, do you suppose? Is there a magic phone book or anything? I spared his life when she wanted me to kill him and if you squint that's sort of like me saving his life from her. Though he might also still be pissed off about the thing where he didn't get to compete for the Spring.]

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[Maybe someone else in powerful circles would know him based on a description?]

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[Can we reach any of those?]

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[Hm, if there are important people who we can identify - the equivalent of a lord or someone who is very wealthy - we could just show up and ask them who Ivan is? It'd be rude and weird but I bet they'd still answer.]

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[...there are mundanely important powerful people and I guess I can break into one's office if it's hard to get an appointment but I'm not clear on why you'd expect them to know who Ivan is based on his first name and description?]

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[I'm used to mages being important enough that they'd be known to other elites in the area?]

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[That may or may not still be true. Would he be from the area? Isn't the Spring sometimes in other places, do people not come from all over?]

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[Usually local mages put together a group to do the ritual before people from farther away get the chance to involve themselves.]

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[...I'm again not sure if this would still be true, communication and travel are faster now. How does it become obvious where the Grail will appear?]

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[Somes spells and magic devices respond to its presence, which also makes it harder to notice in the first place if you're not from the area.]

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[Okay. So he could be from literally Russia but he didn't have that much accent, solid chance he's local...] Google, tell her of Ivans of San Angeles.

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There's a restaurant, a small-time artist, and the wealthy scion of family that's been in the city since it was Los Angeles over a century prior.

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Does Ivan Relevantsurname have pictures?

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Yep, Ivan Talmazan sure looks like the Ivan she didn't murder.

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[Found him.]

Is there a publicly available phone number or address for him or his office?

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He works at the headquarters of Talmazan International - his office is in the executive suite on the top floor.

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She calls the Talmazan International number, might as well check if he'll just take a call from her. [I'm going to prevent you hearing me so that if she's got your ears she doesn't catch anything. Cuddle up and avoid being able to see my face please.]

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Lianelle can do that.

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The front desk would like to know why May is calling!

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"Hi, I have something time-sensitive to talk to Mr. Ivan Talmazan about regarding the early morning meeting he had with me and some of his colleagues yesterday."

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"Which meeting was that?"

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"It would have been at about six a.m."

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"I don't see a meeting then?"

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"Might not be on his formal schedule, can you just forward the request up to his office please? He'll know what I mean, he was there."

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"I can check with his personal secretary, if you'd like."

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"I don't believe his secretary was at the meeting but I'm sure they're capable of forwarding a message to him, thanks."

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The message gets forwarded and a few minutes later they get a return call.

"And this is?" asks Ivan.

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"This is May, we met briefly yesterday morning and I didn't kill you."

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"Ah. You."

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"Me. The person who wanted me to kill you. We're the last left standing."

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"... Well, I suppose at least one of you will still die."

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"Look, I didn't want your spot in the tournament. It was a complete accident and I would not have chosen to compete if I'd had the option. If I were you I'd prefer me over her."

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"You willing to protect my house against magic if you win?"

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[Does it seem reasonable to protect his house against magic? Sound expensive or anything?]

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[Seems reasonable and not very expensive.]

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"If you're helpful that seems perfectly fair."

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"Fine. What do you want."

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"Context. I need to know more about how magic works, especially anything you know about what she can do."

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"Rarely meaning what, a failure chance, a high mana cost...?"

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"Really high mana cost if she didn't want to be noticed - would be basically impossible if she didn't get a boost from being a summoner."

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"And what do you know about magical contracts?"

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"Pretty straightforward - you can't actually sign one if you don't understand the terms. They're a specific sort of spell - I think one of the other summoners knew how to do them."

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"What if the participants understand the terms differently? What conditions have to be in place for a signature to be binding?"

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"Signature won't take to paper. What do you mean about what conditions? I think it's just that both parties need to be alive, unless it says otherwise then it might just be the person doing the spell."

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"Alive, have to sign in person... nothing else? Do the signatures have to be close together in time?"

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"I think it costs the caster mana continuously if they aren't, but not an unreasonable amount for at least a few hours."

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"Can I sign for things on behalf of my champion, is she bound through me?"

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"You can sign for her - I don't think she can sign for herself."

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"Do you know who Sakir's champion is or what they can do?"

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"No idea."

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"Anything else that seems like it might be useful for me to know?"

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"Sakir has been around for a while and I'm pretty sure entered the tournament out of boredom. She occasionally keeps people as pets and I believe her treatment of them varies wildly."

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"Does she have any pets now, do you know? Varies wildly in what ways?"

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"I don't know of any current ones - I believe some pets ended up better off and friends with her and some ended up tortured to death."

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"Do you know if she has any mind control or just body control?"

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"I would expect mind control would have to be separate, but I wouldn't rule out her having something she can use on her captives."

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"What would be the general possible range of the something if she had it, I basically don't know what this magic system can and can't do at all."

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"I'd guess something she needed someone helpless to do? Otherwise I'd have hard rumors about it being used offensively probably. Probably also isn't permanent given that but I can't be sure."

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"Does she have allies or friends who might be relevant besides her mystery champion?"

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"I don't think so."

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"Why aren't her ex-pets relevant?"

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"None of the friendly ones I've heard of are mages."

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"Okay. And she doesn't come from a family like yours or anything?"

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"Nope, she's a loner."

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"Okay. Can I have a number to call you back direct if I think of anything else?"

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Begrudgingly, yes.

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She takes it down and thanks him and hangs up.

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[I can probably delay her champion from interfering while you try something, if you have a plan. Not sure what it is but I don't think any champion will be able to beat me quickly.]

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[If she can pre-sign the contract and leave it somewhere for her champion or one of the hostages to deliver somewhere I can sign it, I can't rely on being able to ambush her at the signing. I have no way to find her before. I think I may have to sign it, which means I need to quibble over the contract wording a lot to make sure it's airtight.]

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Lianelle can try her best to help with the quibbling.

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She will leave the clause about not using mana during the period of a week intact. She wants to keep her ability to resist including violently, because she'll need that, but apparently that's already Sakir's kink, so good enough. She wants what she's going to phrase as routine in-person wellness checks on Lianelle but is actually intended that she can reach her for guiding if she winds up using her powers. She wants to write in that moral injury is to be construed as lastingly damaging. She wants all the hostages safe forever - if she can swing it she's going to word this in a way that prevents Sakir from collecting more pets, though she's expecting to have to budge on that and settle for merely de-magicking her. She's changing enough stuff about the agreement to resurrect her after she's got the Spring that it should pass muster to bring her back with her memories but without magic, like she'd been talking about doing for Snake Candidate's supposed family - that counts as "restored to life and health".

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Sakir is not going to stop having pets and she catches the de-magicking possibility and is also not willing to allow that - it's basically a death sentence for her and she's not that tired of life yet. She might change her mind on either of these if May wants to offer her something interesting enough.

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"You wanna come to my world with me when I go? Start fresh, combine the inability to commit atrocities with nobody already knowing you just love committing atrocities?"

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"Oh that is a tempting offer. What do you want for it?"

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"I want to de-magic you, like I just said."

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"How common is magic in the everyday lives of criminals in your world?"

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"Approximately nonexistent."

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"Okay, if I am to have a fresh start I'll do it right. You'll render me unscryable based on past connections, return my body to the same age as yours, and I'll appear next to a random person from your world whose identity will be unknown to anyone else. How dos that sound?"

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"I don't know how expensive making you unscryable like that would be, or the de-aging."

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"Not much more than an additional resurrection."

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"Why unscryable, why next to a random person?"

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"So you or anyone with a grudge from this world won't hunt me down." says Sakir with the voice of the woman she's switched to speaking through.

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"Well, I confess it'd be tempting. So you're willing to revise the contract so that I resurrect you without magic, as long as I do it next to a random person in another dimension?"

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"The dimension you are from, and I'll have to be otherwise free of disability or interference and no one but me will know where I got resurrected. I can propose specific language in an hour."

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"Anything else you intend to quibble with?"

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"I'll look over your other suggestions but they seem acceptable. Shall you come to the studio to sign it."

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"Are you planning to sign it at the same time as me?"

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"I can sign it before you arrive if you'd prefer?"

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"I'm just trying to figure out the logistics. You're planning to do this at the studio?"

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"Yes dear."

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"I'll call you back in an hour to see if we can finalize a wording."

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"Of course, no rush," she says with the borrowed voice before hanging up.

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May sets a timer.

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"How can I help?"

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[Honestly the fact that you're willing to sign up for whatever shit she has in mind is big already, it would've been awful trying to decide between insisting and leaving all the hostages in the lurch. As for right now... dunno.]

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Are hugs helpful? She can do those.

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Yeah, hugs are helpful.

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Lianelle is good at hugging - it's an important skill.

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When May's timer goes off she calls back.

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"Ah, how prompt of you," says someone who based on the accent doesn't typically speak English.

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"You have a wording you like?"

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"Yes."

It can be relayed to her, syllables over pronounced where the accent might ordinarily interfere.

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May's going to write it all down, word for word.

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"Do you need any repeated dear?"

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"Yeah, give me paragraph seven again."

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"Of course."

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It's all what they were able to compromise on. One big loophole, but only one. She really would have liked to be able to resurrect Sakir next to a random person in another dimension that happened to be a dungeon, small enough to search manually. But she can buy Arctic a lot of plane tickets and find her, probably, because esper powers aren't "scrying", and that's if she needs to - anyone appearing suddenly in a random place on the Earth will be assumed to be an esper or a monster, and she won't know how to act like either. She'll get attention.

Also the contract doesn't specify whether, let alone what, she should be wearing clotheswise when she's resurrected. Maybe she can put CALL THIS NUMBER FOR A $500USD REWARD on the back of her shirt and hope getting a new outfit isn't her first priority.

"How're you planning to manage if you land in rural Indonesia or something?" May wonders.

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"Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something. I can send you postcards if you'd like."

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"Charming.

"I think I can sign this."

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"When can I expect you?"

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"Probably inside half an hour. Where in the studio do I look for you?"

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"I'll have someone waiting out front to direct you."

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"That's not going to work for me. I need to be able to scope the place out for foul play and the contract for matching what we agreed."

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"Then across the street? There's a nice little french place."

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"Yes, that's fine. Lay out all the pages so I could read them from inside the restaurant or through the window."

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"As you wish dear."

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"See you soon."

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"Looking forward to it."

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[Okay, so, if she's there in person I'm just going to kill her without signing anything, but if she's not, I'll sign, and when she comes to collect I'll intersect something with her and let it go. I want you nearby enough that I can go get you for guiding after but not so near that I'm worried about her champion taking you out or anything, like, two blocks out in a random direction.]

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[Okay. ...I don't love that you have to go in alone against her but I see the logic.]

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[Yeah. I can't make you invisible.]

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Hugs.

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[And if she's got a lot of eyes I want to be dropped off a ways away, in an Uber, and then get there on foot, not letting anybody see me.] She books the car.

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[Should I wait a bit to follow so I don't hear where the Uber drops you off?]

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[...I was planning for you to be in the Uber with me, is there a reason I'm missing you shouldn't be?]

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[If you didn't want Sakir to be able to use my eyes to see where the Uber drops you off?]

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[It's harder for her to use you than to use the Uber driver and the Uber driver needs to see somebody get in the car or they'll be confused and won't drive where I want. You could close your eyes, in case she can't get a bead on the driver and is trying for you.]

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They can make their way to where the Uber will pick them up, May leading Lianelle if she wants to close her eyes to prevent Sakir seeing who the Uber driver is or the license plate.

They ride into town and are dropped off several blocks from the studio.

May's picking up backlash the whole time, and lets go of Lianelle only reluctantly. [I'm going to be chatty, until and unless I can't be, sorry.]

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[Yeah, that's very okay. Be safe.]

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She starts walking. Nobody can see her, nobody can hear her, she's doing a lot of work to make sure nobody bumps into her because that's a lot more expensive to cover. [I hope the French place is obvious.]

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It is!

There are a few customers, including one trembling man at a window sheet with three pages in front of him, each spelling out terms in golden ink. The first is for what Sakir will do once the contract starts, the second is for the conditions placed on the various parties until May gets the Spring, and the third binds May to use the Spring to resurrect Sakir as agreed upon. There's a space for signatures on the final page, Sakir's already present.

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No sign of Sakir in person on the scene?

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May forces herself through the whole contract by reading it to Lianelle. It is, at least, written with May in mind; she makes it to the end. It matches her recollection.

She tailgates into the cafe.

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There's a pen on the table.

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May brought her own.

She signs Traceless in a nearly-illegible scribble.

She turns visible at the instant she can no longer hold her telepathic link with Lianelle, as though the no-magic clause worked on esper powers, and keeps her pen clutched in her hand.

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"There's a limo waiting for you outside," says the man, before starting to choke. 

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"- sir, are you okay, I know the Heimlich -"

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"Just - the spare - summoner -" he manages, his face turning a worryingly dark red.

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Oh.

Well, limo it is then.

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The man collapses as May leaves the restaurant.

The limo has two benches facing each other, with Sakir sitting on one of them.

"Hurry along dear, we wouldn't want to keep your champion waiting."

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May leans into the limo and sits right next to Sakir. "My backlash from using my powers makes me lonely," she mumbles by way of explanation, fidgeting with her pen.

And then she's intangible to Sakir, and invisible because fuck her and her desire to watch May kill someone, and so's everything on her person, and she reaches into Sakir's chest with the pen and lets go of it there.

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That's May's knife now, it's easy to grab a knife out of someone's hand when you pass through their hand like it's not there and so does the knife as soon as you've got hold of it. Pen intersecting with heart didn't do it? Knife in the brain. "Fuck you."

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No, not here, she's still bound by a magical contract.

...she wasn't really expecting the universe to be paused.

Can she tell how expensive it would be, to dissolve the contract?

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The caster for this particular contract was a champion, and so it would require a fundamental change to the fabric of reality to undo. Which she can totally do but it would cost most of the stored up power of the Spring.

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Fiiiine she'll just buy Arctic a lot of plane tickets.

Can she talk to Lianelle from "here"?

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It would cost a trivial amount of magic to talk to her champion.

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[I got her. I've got the Spring. Is there anything glaringly obvious I should do with it in this universe before I go where I know more context?]

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[Ressurect the innocents who died during the tournament maybe?]

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[I'd like to, but - if I'm going to resurrect people and I can't just resurrect an arbitrary number of people I'm not sure they're the highest leverage option.]

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[Okay, if you're sure.]

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[There's espers who rescued people from dungeons all the time or did healing work, and died for various reasons, and they'd save more people. Probably there's people like that here too, but I don't know who they are. Are you coming home with me?]

How expensive, expressed as a percentage, will it be to get home, with Lianelle?

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Ooh.

And resurrecting Sakir according to protocol will take...?

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About 0.2%.

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Wow, that's not actually very much. Can she tell from here how many random bystanders were killed in the tournament, maybe it would be justifiable to bring them back.

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Twenty five people - It would cost a bit under 2% to bring them all back.

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That's a fifty percent discount! -

Right, Lianelle brought back everyone from a plague. ...would she get a comparable discount if she just resurrected everyone who's died in the city of San Angeles in the last week?

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The discount on that is a bit higher.

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There's no way but what if just nobody on the entire planet stayed dead for the last... how much time can she fit in her budget here.

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She can fit a bit over an hour.

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Holy shit. She's not necessarily gonna just because it occurred to her, but holy shit. Might be more bang for her buck to eradicate some diseases? She should also price out... preventing dungeons from kidnapping people, eradicating dungeons in general, eradicating the big-name "S-rank" ones...

...dissolving the Veil preventing people from understanding magic?

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Uuuuuugh why. Can she see from here if it's on the world or the people or what?

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The world.

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If she sticks on the interdimensional transit power (will that only get here here and home, or more places?) and brings people home for a moment will they be free of it?

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Nope, but they'll be free of it when they're away from this universe and will be able to remember that later.

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How "long" does she get to be suspended like this and what happens if she doesn't use up all the Spring power in that time?

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She can be suspended for about a day, or longer if she wants to spend Spring power on it. The Spring would do random wild magical effects if she doesn't use it.

As for her prior questions, if she checks she'll see that she can't completely prevent dungeons from kidnapping people or eradicate them all with the Spring, but she could probably eliminate all the big S-rank ones for half of the Spring, and prevent dungeons from ever getting that bad with the entire Spring.

 

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Uuuuugh she wishes she'd had a catalog of possible things to buy with this power in advance. She's going to definitely think of thirty better things to do after the subjective day is up. Is there a way she can keep the ability to do magic - or is that only useful if you know specific spells, which she doesn't -

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- She can keep the Spring as a source of magic, with her getting access to the continuous stream of energy that every twenty five years gets this full, though using it will eventually kill her. 

- She can spend magic to keep some of the Spring magic, with the same proviso that using it will eventually kill her.

- She can grant herself powers, create new spells, or acquire copies of existing spells.

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Whyyyyy will it kill her who designed this thing to kill you!

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It's inherently the nature of magic conducted through a mortal soul that there is resistance to the channeling and over time their soul will be damaged and they'll die from it. Only a god or someone with an esper power like May's would be able to use the Spring without such resistance.

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A god or what now.

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A god or someone who has an esper power like May's that would let the magic pass through them without affecting them.

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Does the Spring happen to know how expensive that would be?

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Depends a lot on how much she was using, comparable to being invisible or flying for a bit for most things, but it can get higher if she's spending a lot of stored-up magic at once.

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That's so manageable. She'll just have to kiss Lianelle during any particularly high leverage magic use.

[Lianelle guess what.]

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[What?]

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[The Spring thinks I can be intangible to its burny magic situation.]

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[Does that mean you can just keep the Spring and keep using it as much as you want?]

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[At least for twenty-five years, I guess?] What happens after twenty-five years?

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Theoretically she can keep it indefinitely.

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[And beyond!!]

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[Wow, that's... wow.]

 

 

[Sorta hot, to be honest.]

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[Oh good, because I will be in need of routine guiding about all my phenomenal magical power use.]

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[Lucky me!]

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[Anyway I think this means I can be much less budget-conscious about what I do today in particular, though I might want to do particularly big things right away for throughput reasons...]

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Lia has the best summoner/demigod.

 

 

Also, time isn't quite frozen it's just moving very very slowly, she wonders if she can do jumping jacks like this fast enough that her body feels like it's moving somewhat normally...

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Lianelle is cute.

May spends a while, but not the whole day, in ultraslow time, "shopping". She needs the power that will let her go home, of course, and a little reserved for Sakir, and she's not going to get all the big dungeons right off the bat when she can snipe them at a more sedate pace... actually, that'll be cheaper once she's home, there's a long distance surcharge. She's gotta protect Ivan's house, that's cheap. She will bring back the tournament's bystander casualties, those are right nearby and salient and don't require more triage research she can't do in this suspended moment, and - the whole Veil is too big, but the most recent update to the Veil isn't, the one that makes it cover the internet. She'll roll that back and have juuuust enough left over to eradicate malaria and a couple of its mosquitoborne friends (in this world only, working on the mosquitoes rather than the pathogens themselves for efficiency).

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Light fills the car she's sitting in, bright enough that it should be blinding and yet somehow isn't, and then time resumes as normal.

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Lianelle has managed to run most of the way to May during the ultraslow day.

"You did it?"

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"Seems like it!" Celebratory smooch?

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Yes! Definitely! Also maybe May can spun around about this - Lianelle is excited.

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Now that May is experiencing the passage of time again she actually wants lots more smooches, she had to pass through a solid thing a couple times there.

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Lianelle can oblige.

"Uh, did you disappear the body or should we head to camp or a hotel or something?" she asks in between smooches.

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"I did not disappear it." Who's in the driver's seat of this limo, actually.

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Random guy she doesn't recognize who is politely not paying attention to anything that's going on.

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How polite of him. "Your boss died," she informs him.

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"Oh dear," he says without much emotion.

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"Yeah-huh. Just thought you might want to know. About the dead body."

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"Mm, I'll get rid of it."

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"Thanks, you're a pal." [Let's go back to camp and pack things up and then I'll take you home with me, how about.]

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[Yes that sounds great.]

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Off they go to the camp. She doesn't want to leave all this junk in a state park.

And then - home.

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She'll have to discorporate Lianelle to bring her. Once that's done May can rush off in a brand new direction, realities flickering by until she gets to a yawning void that takes longer to cross than the flickers, and then she's home.

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Where she can mass-text a bunch of people about her disappearance being temporary and recorporate Lianelle.

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Lianelle can wait a bit for May to catch up with people before she goes out and sees all the new universe things.

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"Probably don't strike off on your own, there's no veil here and if you do anything odd you'll be noticed a normal amount."

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"Okay, so long as you show me around."

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"Will do, though first I need to talk someone into taking a trip around the world to find Sakir once she's resurrected." Text text.

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Lia will admire her summoner in the meantime.

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"I hope Arctic's up for it, I don't actually know her that well and just hook up with her partner sometimes."

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"What's her power?"

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"Clairvoyance. She can see into dungeons and over a couple thousand kilometers, and she can find what she's looking for pretty well; she'll be able to find Sakir if she doesn't land on, like, a container ship mid-Pacific, or something. But she'll have to fly around a bit for coverage."

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"How will she know what she's looking for?"

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"She can use names and identifying labels, does that for missing persons and dungeon victims all the time."

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"What're you going to do with Sakir once Arctic finds her?"

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"Probably invite her to improve on 'drop her back off in her own world' as a plan, I assume no court on the planet finds her bullshit to be within jurisdiction, but maybe it will take a few days and she'll have done local crimes."

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"She uh, will probably either die or commit crimes or both back in our world, I think."

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"Well, if she'd rather I just murder her again I guess I can but I'd rather not."

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"Yeah."

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"Especially since that would happen in a jurisdiction I would not immediately flee."

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Nod.

"I would really rather not have more death when we just finished the tournament but don't know how to avoid it entirely - maybe she'll have some idea."

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"Well, whatever it is can't be very expensive, or it'll be more total death of people who were asking for it way less."

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Nod nod.

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May calls her agent. It's amazing that her phone is intercompatible. Paula books her an airplane from Los Angeles home to Toronto for her and her new partner.

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"Can I ride the outside?" asks Lianelle when she sees an airplane take off from the airport window.

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"No, that would be bad for the aerodynamics of the plane and also for the peace of mind of anyone who saw you even if you could cling perfectly to the wing the entire time."

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"Well at least I'll get to ride in it - how high do they go?"

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"'Bout thirty thousand feet."

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"Oh wow, definitely a whole lot higher than I can jump."

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"I would imagine so, yes."

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Is it possible for Lianelle to have a seat next to a window?

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Yes, they're in first class and if Lianelle wants the window May will take the aisle.

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Lianelle bounces in her seat as they take off, staring out the window intently.

"This is such a good invention - I love it. The future is great."

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"Not just the future but getting to exist for more consecutive days than usual."

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"My other tournaments as a champion were longer than this one actually, but I am looking forward to that. Also, I didn't get to go too different places so much, that's also great. 

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"Not that you've existed for more consecutive days, but that you're going to, so it makes sense to introduce you to more things about the world and whatnot."

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"Oh yeah... I wonder if I can fly this high if I tied wings onto my arms or something."

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"I guess I can't rule it out but warn me if you're going to try it so I can keep an eye out and discorporate you before you hit the ground should you fall."

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Nod nod. 

"Even if I did hit the ground it'd probably hurt the ground much more than me. And when if it somehow hurt me you could still recorporate me, it's just more expensive... Oh I guess I might hit something, that'd maybe be bad."

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"If you'd rather crash if you crash you could go somewhere uninhabited but I live in a city."

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"I can discorporate then - or make a day trip of it."

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"I wonder if it still makes sense for me to run dungeons. Like, if I die in a dungeon, the spring and you are both kind of - inaccessible, right?"

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"Yeah - I think I might go back to the spirit plane? I do want to try running dungeons myself and maybe you can use the Spring to do something?"

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Hey Spring how are you at contingency resurrections.

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Significantly more expensive than normal - the cheapest way that would allow her to keep the Spring afterward would work by connecting her soul to some sort of anchor that would pull her back to life should she otherwise be about to die. That would cost a few weeks worth of power to set-up, which is most of the reserves she kept from earlier not including what she has reserved to resurrect Sakir with.  Normal resurrections are one week of power.

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Probably worth doing. What exactly would she be anchored to?

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Up to her! Could be a person, place, or object.

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...and would she then be ontologically dependent on this person, place, or object?

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Yes.

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Sounds like a place is safest, what needs to continue to be true of a place to let it be a suitable anchor?

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If it's a building the building would need to still largely exist, if it's land the land couldn't be thoroughly landscaped or dug up.

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Ocean? The moon?

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It can't be that large, and if she wants it to be cheap it has to exist as a conceptually distinct place - a named portion of the ocean or crater on the moon would work, though she'll be resurrected at the location if she dies.

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Niagara Falls?

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That'll work fine.

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And can she change it later if it looks like Niagara Falls might be in danger?

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Yep.

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Awesome. "I'm gonna anchor my soul to Niagara Falls for a contingent resurrection," she informs Lianelle, in case there is something obviously dumb about this plan.

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"I don't know where that is but it sounds like a good idea to have contingent ressurections."

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"It's just across the lake from Toronto, and it's a big famous geographical feature that seems unlikely to take major damage and if it does I'll find out about it hopefully in plenty of time. I'm gonna save this for when we get home so we don't need to scandalize the flight attendants though."

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"There isn't anywhere to have sex on a plane?"

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"Nope. One hears about people trying it but there is not a designated place and it is not encouraged."

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"That didn't really stop me from having sex during my lifetime but I've learned that not everyone is like me."

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"Speaking of, at some point do you want, like, your memories back."

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"Oh hm, I'm not actually sure if I'm missing anything but I suppose I wouldn't mind it back? Though if you are getting things back for me I might want you to resurrect Lucian at some point. It's not urgent or anything, I just think he'd enjoy the future."

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"I can start a list." She does this. Lucian can be on it and a few prominent dead espers.

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"It is very attractive of you to have a list of people you're planning on resurrecting."

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"Is it now."

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"Yep. It's cause it's downstream of how you're the best person."

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It is legal to kiss on airplanes.

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The future has such a wise and libertine legal system.

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Anyway it's a long flight and May wants to get some sleep after they get their first class inflight meals (salmon, broccoli, rice pilaf, and a miniature cheesecake).

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Cheesecake! 

Also before May falls asleep does she know how someone can... move around here? Lianelle is bad at staying seated.

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"Uh, airplanes suck at that, you can walk up and down the aisles a little bit if that light is turned off and you're not in anybody's way though."

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"Okay - can I do gymnastics if I don't get in anyone's way and don't break anything?"

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"...you can maybe get away with anything you can do within the space of our seats without jostling the chairs in front of us, I don't know what that leaves, and you have to stop if the flight attendants ask you to."

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"Hm, if I do gymnastics in the bathroom such that no one notices is that okay?"

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"Even more cramped than the seats, but I guess?"

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"I think there's enough room for me to do some creative exercise and that'll be better than nothing. I'll probably pace some too. And then rest in my seat while you sleep I guess."

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"Sure. Don't hog the bathroom too long, people need to use it as a bathroom. And next time I need to take a long flight I can just recorporate you at the destination."

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"I prefer not having a good time in a body to not having a body by a lot, actually."

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"Okay. Maybe I can give you a longer leash with the Spring and then I'd be able to just effectively teleport you to wherever I was at any distance?"

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"Feels a bit weird to call it a leash - but yeah that'd work for me. Spring might just be able to do teleportation outright too."

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"Probably, yeah, seems not more complicated than the dimension hopping thing."

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Nod nod.

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Sleep time.

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Lia figures out how to do pull-ups and various other activities in the bathroom by being very creative and good at gymnastics. She does so at speeds fast enough to tire her out quickly, and then repeats this a few times over the course of the flight when the bathroom is free. There is also some walking up and down the aisle. It's enough that she's not miserable but she is still kneading her arm and stretching her legs and would really rather this flight be shorter.

The descent - and view of the city above - is worth it though. At least this time - repetition might change that.

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"You can jog a bit in the airport as long as you don't run into anyone," May tells her as they're deplaning. "And once we've got the bags if you want to carry me and them all the way to my house on foot there's no reason you should not, people'll just think you're a speedster esper."

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"That sounds fun. Can I do some cartwheels in the airport if I'm careful?"

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"As long as you have enough space that people don't have to trust you to be careful."

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"Okay!"

And once that's the case she will do so many cartwheels in a row. And a flip or two.

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She gets some looks but nobody stops her.

They can get their baggage and then Lianelle can see where May's house is from here on the map.

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Running time! She is so fast.

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Wheeeeee!

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And right up to the stoop with her finger out and pressing the doorbell.

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"I can walk through the door and let us in that way, you know."

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"Oh yeah, you can."

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Ren is home, though, and comes to let them in and hug her daughter.

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Lia can stand politely out of the way of the important hugging.

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And then a cat wants a turn!

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 A winged cat, which is extremely cool.

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It is, yes.

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"Lianelle, this is my mother Ren, and this is Cricket."

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"Nice to meet you! I'm May's champion."

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"What's a champion?"

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"A spirit summoned to support and defend their summoner."

"Also it's really cool that you can talk."

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"Yes, it is. Is it cool that you can talk or does that come standard?"

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"Not all champions can talk. I think its cool that I can but not as cool as some other things I can do."

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"Huh." Cricket resumes rubbing his face on May.

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Relatable.

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Arctic and Sparkler pack up to go around the world on a well compensated vacation, hitting cities such that she will be within a couple thousand kilometers of ninety-five percent of the world's population.

First of all, is this individual Traceless wants to find anywhere in range of Vancouver?

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Nope!

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Anywhere on the route from there to L.A.? Palm Beach? New York?

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Still no!

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Anywhere in Europe?

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Yep.

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Where?

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Southern Italy,in a smallish city called Andria, in a seedy alleyway.

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Thanks, Arctic.

Does Lianelle want to come even though it will mean being on another long plane ride?

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Yeah, she won't let grueling travel get in the way of being by May's side during an adventure.

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"I don't know! Something associated with Lions maybe?"

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"...Lioness appears to be free."

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"Works for me."

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New esper passport from the esper passport office for Lioness and they're off.

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Can she get away with smiling at all for her passport photo?

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Yeah, they're laxer about that kind of thing for esper passports, you're even allowed to wear a mask.

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No mask, just smile.

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Italy ho. Arctic and Sparkler are staying a bit longer in Athens for spot updates, May got them movable flights. Where is Sakir?

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Blowing a guy in Andria.

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Hopefully that'll occupy her for a while. Arctic can pan around to get an address and they can home in.

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The address is a different alleyway than before, and she's out on a nearby street by the time May and Lianelle spot her.

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May stalks her through the thin crowd.

"Ciao."

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"Oh, you really are more capable than I imagined."

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"Yeah. Is there a compromise you like, here?"

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"I'm willing to be a well behaved denizen of this dimension if that's acceptable."

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"Well, that requires either a lot of trust relative to how much you suck, or policing effort, on my part."

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"I can direct you to my truth potion supply?"

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"That also requires trust."

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"If you have access to someone with the right sort of magic they'd be able to write-up another contract, though unfortunately the author of our contract was the summoner who died after it was signed."

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"Right, but this seems like a major outlay of time and effort and magic when I could just bring you back whence you came and abandon you to the tender mercies of those you wronged."

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"I assumed you didn't want to murder anyone."

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"Yeah, well, guess who screwed up that plan."

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[Can the Spring do contracts?]

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Can it?

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Yep! Less than a day of power for one that will bind someone without access to specific sorts of magic.

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[So, yes, but at about one seventh of the cost of a resurrection - where I'm resurrecting not random and especially not particularly objectionable people, I will be resurrecting specifically the people who I think are the best to have alive plus probably some personal sentiment allowance I also super wouldn't spend on her - and also writing airtight magical contracts is not a skill I have.]

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[Is it that much more costly than the time we've already spent?]

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[I got work done on the plane, and getting Arctic on board mostly only cost money, which I expect to be rolling in as soon as I make it known I can resurrect people. I'm only following up with this specific shitty person in Italy out of all the shitty people in Italy because I feel responsible for the situation; I would like it to stop being a situation efficiently.]

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[Could drop her off somewhere remote maybe?]

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[I can't get her on an airplane here, she won't have ID. I can just bring her to the Italy of the Spring world.]

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[Okay.]

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"You think of anything clever while I went on a face journey there?"

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"Not particularly, but if it's not a terrible burden I'd like a few more minutes to decide whether I'd prefer to just ask one of you to strangle me personally rather than allow my enemies the opportunity to dispose of me in a less interesting fashion."

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"I don't feel all that inclined to do you personal favors that leave me guilty of murder on the planet I live on."

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[Is it a terrible idea for me to do it if she asks.]

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[Yes, because you would then be guilty of murder on the planet we live on.]

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[If I insist on only doing it on her planet then? I've already murdered there a bunch of times.]

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[...I guess.]

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"I'd do it after we go back to your world, if that's what you want."

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"Oh good. A minute to think then."

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May sets a timer on her phone.

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It's not actually a difficult decision.

"I will accept a ride home withouit the murder - however much I wish to see your champion's reaction to doing so up close. I will have to be satisfied with only your discussion about the possibility."

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"You know, not every thought you have about how you kink on being a huge creep needs to be voiced out loud."

Back to the Spring's universe of origin.

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Well, she'd be quieter if May didn't make such delightful faces of discomfort about things. It's not really even a kink - though the distinction isn't particularly important.

"I'm aware."

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"Buh-bye now." And back to her own universe.

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"I don't like her," says Lianelle once they are alone agian.

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"Me either! Let's go home."

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"Can I run us to the airport?"

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"Be my guest."

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Being helpful and running are both nice after such an unpleasant encounter.

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And they have a long flight back to Toronto, during which May researches and organizes her People To Resurrect list.

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May watches the take-off and than May for some time, admiring both, and then heads to the bathroom to discover whether there's a way to tuck her legs so as to do a flip without disturbing anyone.

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It's really a very small bathroom and it's not long before someone wants to do bathroom things in it.

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Lianelle is pretty sure she can get this but will let someone else have a turn and return later once she's thought through the mechanics more thoroughly.

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It's really a good thing they fly first class.

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Lianelle is back in her seat as required and watching the view closely when they descend.

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And they're back in Toronto!

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Oh good, more running!

"Is it okay for me to keep sharing your bed?"

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"We should swap my bed and the guest bed, the guest bed is bigger, but yes. You're actually probably strong enough to do that without taking them apart, maybe."

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"I'm sure I am!"

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"I'll scootch my nightstand over and stuff while you're doing that."

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"I could do this with one arm," she says hefting it, "but I'm not sure it wouldn't break."

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"Presumably you've surmised I'd rather it not break."

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"Yes, you're very reasonable like that."

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And eventually the beds are swapped and they can go to bed (the bigger one).

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Well, in Lianelle's case she'll rest rather than sleep as she's still just a spirit. But it's very nice to rest in the bed, cuddled up with May.

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In the morning:

"...I think the Spring's stopped refilling, or slowed down."

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"That definitely shouldn't be happening."

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"Yeah. I can't think how Sakir would have had an opportunity to sabotage it or anything..." Spring, what gives.

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The spring is sucking up all the ambient magic from this dimension, as designed, there just isn't nearly enough to equal the Spring's original dimension.

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...ah.

Can it go hang out in its original dimension until she needs to use it for something or would she have to go there?

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It's either connected to her and in the same dimension or not connected to her at all.

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"I don't want to go live in that dimension," she grouses.

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"Does the Spring need it?"

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"To absorb the ambient magic, yeah, and it's attached to me."

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"Ah."

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"I don't like it there at all and furthermore don't have ID or anything to live there and will accidentally mind control anybody I lie to slightly incorrectly. Ugh."

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Hug.

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Hug. "Also people there might try to murder me for the Spring magic."

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"That part I can help with, at least."

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"Unless anyone heard that it worked to draw me out the last time some asshole took an entire TV studio hostage!"

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"You did kill her really soon after that so hopefully they'll know that too, if they know any the TV station at all? And not about the resurrection bit."

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"That's more hopefullies than I like in the odds of someone taking hostages to get my attention."

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Nod nod.

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"What's the situation on scrying magic, I know there is some because Sakir wanted to be protected against it but how hard would it be for me to just set up somewhere and not be known to be on the planet at all?"

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"Things connected to you can be used to scry you, I think? The Spring should be able to block it but I don't know how much it would cost."

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Spring, comments on this topic?

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A few hours will protect her against anything normal, though there's some more esoteric stuff that will take two days to protect against.

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"It's doable, with some more recharging. I might want to wait a bit just to give anyone actively looking for me more of the runaround, though perhaps it's been long enough, I don't know how much looking they'd be doing or how long they'd be about it. And maybe do that recharging in the sticks so it's harder to figure out where I might be residing once I do more residing."

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"The sticks?"

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"Not in the city, way out where there isn't much around."

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"Oh, yeah. More camping then?"

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"Yeah. Though this time we can gear up here in this universe where I have lots of money."

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Nod nod.

"I can carry a lot of stuff too."

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"And if people see you here it's fine and if we get far enough into the wilderness there nobody'll see you where they'll get mind controlled about it, though let's keep it slightly under control and not have you arrive carrying an entire Winnebago."

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"I might not actually have to carry it in the wilderness on the spring world if we go somewhere in this world and travel over from there?"

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"Yeah. I guess I should look into RV rental." She does that.

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Lianelle has no idea what RVs are but can keep May company and provide hugs.

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She can derive what an RV is by looking over May's shoulder.

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"Oh, looks cozy."

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"Very close quarters, but that's no hardship in this case."

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"Mhm."

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She rents one, and a campsite out in the middle of nowhere.

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Can Lianelle get a cozy blanket and a rainbow lantern this time?

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Yes she can.

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Oh good, in that case Lianelle has everything she wants in life.

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They camp out for a bit. When she's got anti-scrying amounts of mana saved up she implements that and then returns the caravan to its original world and owner. Then she attempts to rent an apartment in Spring-world (...Vernal? Artesian?) in Toronto, using her esper-world money and documents after checking that they pass muster. This works fine and presently they have a place to live there. Cricket elects to stay behind because he likes being able to go out and fly around and hunt pigeons and if he did that in the Spring-world he'd mind-control all the witnesses just by being a winged cat. He might change his mind when the weather is bad enough that he'd do it less anyway. May's pretty upset about this situation depriving her of her cat but at least plans to stop back in her own world for an evening a week and will see him then.

There's not a ton to do - she can work on her blog, but only by downloading all the things she wants to use as research material in advance. She organizes her reading list. She browses the Spring-world internet.

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Spring-world internet is going sort of nuts about the image of the three-headed velociraptor monster from the news article a few days previously Apparently it is not just a car accident, and somehow no one noticed this. People are split on whether this whole thing is somehow a hoax, with the image edited in after the original article was published.

Evidence for the image being what was actually published abounds - there are physical copies, videos of it coming up on a screen while news anchors discuss the accident, and absolutely no sign that there was any other image in the original article.

Proponents of the opposing theory, that this is all somehow a hoax, argue back that this is an absolutely ridiculous claim that would be better explained by an elaborate hoax creating all the other evidence and modifying all original copies. Yes, it's a stretch, but alternative explanations seem way less reasonable. 

Additionally, the image is clearly CGI. It's not even good CGI! The monster has shiny scales that if you zoom in you can tell don't actually reflect the surroundings! This is notably a feature of early CGI - in fact, the velociraptor heads look really uncannily close to those in Jurassic Park. 

Some people are pointing out prior instances of similar phenomenons - a woman with three glowing eyes going unremarked about in a story about a charity dinner, a gas leak article with glowing orbs around the wreckage, and a moment at the Oscars where an actor appears to be lifted off the ground by a whirlwind and deposited on stage to accept an award. 

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She really hopes this is enough for them to work it out eventually.

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"Do you want to try doing some magic on purpose so the internet can find out about it?"

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"I don't yet really have a plan for handling that and still don't want to be found by any angry local wizards."

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May low-key impersonsates Ren, while the Spring fills up - if she has to live here she has to fill her time with something and Ren wrote the book on filling time with something. They can go to all the museums and concerts and theater productions and weird restaurants that this universe's Toronto has to offer. She considers taking up an instrument or painting or ice skating or something. She audits random university classes.

When she's got enough magic (and a little extra in case of emergency), she wants to try resurrecting someone. Eventually she's mostly going to be doing high leverage espers with good track records from back home, but she wants to test it out first. Lianelle wants her friend Lucian, right?

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"Yeah he'd really like the future - especially that science museum yesterday but everything else too."

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"Do you want him back here or in my world where he won't be subject to the veil?"

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"Your world? Though I'm not sure which he'll choose once he finds out about magic."

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"I wonder how that'll affect, like, metacognition..."

Back to her own Toronto. She requests a spare empty silo - Paula mostly just knows that she dropped off the face of the Earth for a couple days and that she's now indefinitely on leave "working on something", but she can still get a silo on demand. In the spare empty silo -

- she resurrects the dead.

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"Well, I appear to have guessed wrong about the non-existence of life after death."

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"Good to see you too!"

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"The year in this universe is 2034 but in your home universe it's ten years earlier. I did the resurrection here because in your universe there's a lot of magical interference with forming beliefs about magic if you're not already in the know. Hi. I'm May."

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"I'm Lucian - are you human?"

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"I'm a human. In my universe, in 1971, some humans started turning up with magic powers, I'm one of those; and also hostile pocket dimensions started kidnapping people. Your universe has had a completely different kind of magic all along instead."

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"I see...Lianelle, the Magyar -"

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" - were magic. So was I."

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"Well, that goes a way towards explaining things about both."

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"It explains what was up with the Magyar - me being weird was mostly just me. Well, I guess the last month or so of my life involved a lot of magic."

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"Yes. I gathered the Magyar had some sort of means of crafting story and myth to have a shocking degree of persuasiveness, and I assumed that was also involved in your last month or so of life."

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"See, I told you he was clever."

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"What was it that they were doing that looked like - persuasive storytelling?"

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"Everyone, including me, firmly believed that several specific villages were the victims of unfortunate fires, which I discovered had specifically spared their informants and allies in those villages. I concluded there must be some other explanation, such as there having been soldiers who attacked those villages, and that the Maygar had some way of hiding this so persuasive that it caused even their enemies to believe their lies."

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"Huh. Pretty close."

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"Well, I had Lianelle's help, as she seemed resistant to the stories more so than me."

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"Yes, you were better at noticing that than other people."

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"I was only able to roll back the most recent update to the veil, for some reason a lot of people have been invested in strengthening it over the centuries."

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"I imagine the Magyar would have preferred me not able to see through it as much as I did."

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"I'm pretty sure they thought you were a mage."

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"Anyway, welcome back to being alive, I can take you to your own world if you'd rather - I have to live there to refill the magic but you don't."

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"I may need more information... I assume Lianelle had you bring back Katia before me, where did she end up deciding on?"

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"Who's Katia?"

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"What?"

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"Your wife, Katia of Quiteria."

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"What."

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"So, uh, maybe I should've pushed harder on 'do you want your memories back'. You had a wife? That long ago?"

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"I don't think that was even an option?"

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"It really wasn't! But you were set on it regardless. We had to talk you out of kidnapping a priest to do the ceremony."

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May is snuggled right up to Lianelle about the backlash but was, fortunately, not expecting to be able to immediately excuse themselves from Resurrected Lucian to have sex, and accordingly is not disappointed by how much she can't do that with her maybe married amnesiac champion. "I don't really know things about religion but I don't think there would be any level on which that would be better than not doing it. Lianelle, I think you should probably have your memories back. And possibly your wife. You will not need to kidnap a priest about it in modern day Canada."

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"If you say so."

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Huh.

"What are you two to each other, exactly?"

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"I'd use the word 'partner' but that probably means different things to me than to you. It's a standard configuration for espers because our power use has side effects that get 'guided' away with contact with a compatible person. Lianelle's not technically an esper but she counts as compatible anyway."

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"And that means you get to decide she gets her memories back?"

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"No, having the magical thingy from your universe means I can do that, I'm not going to do it if she doesn't... want them... but if I'd forgotten about having a wife I'd certainly want to recall!"

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"Hm." That doesn't really address why Lianelle was acting so weirdly deferential towards May about it.

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"She's my summoner."

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"I don't know what that means."

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"I was brought to Earth to serve as her champion in the tournament because I'd make a good champion for her, and that doesn't stop just because the tournament ended?"

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"And champions have to listen to their summoners or something?" 

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"No! Well, kind of but that's not what's important here."

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"Uh-huh."

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"I'm not making her do anything!"

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"She's really not."

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"Mm, if you say so."

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May buries her face in Lianelle's shoulder. "What else do you most want to know about the modern day or magic or anything, I'd rather revisit the Lianelle's amnesia and wife and whatnot topic when I'm not backlashing."

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"How would returning to the same universe as you two affect my ability to follow what was going on given the magical interference in belief forming?"

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"I don't know, I haven't experimented with this."

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"Can we do such an experiment before I make my decision?"

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"Yes. Not right this second, when I go between worlds I wind up in the same geographical area and this isn't where I want to make a crossing into the other Toronto - I don't like doing magic in front of people who'll be veiled about it."

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"That seems reasonable."

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"I was able to roll back the most recent update to the veil, which covered recently-invented communication technology, so it might work to have a webpage that you can consult for what you need to know."

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"What would I need to know?"

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"Beyond that magic exists? I'm not sure."

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"Does it come up in everyday life?"

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"No, most people seem to be leading magic-uninfluenced lives most of the time."

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"Including you two?"

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"Sometimes we talk telepathically? Otherwise yeah. I've been going to a lot of concerts and museums and stuff. The Spring takes time to refill its mana to allow for stuff like resurrections. I used to use my powers more but Spring-wielding is way less replaceable than dungeoneering. - the hostile pocket dimensions that kidnap people are called dungeons."

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"Oh. Does the Spring help with that?"

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"It can, I'm going to get rid of some of the big ones. And most of my resurrections are probably going to be of espers who were doing good dungeoneering or support work before they died."

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"What's good dungeoneering consist of?"

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"Rescuing people from the dungeons and finding the dungeon core to kill it off so it doesn't come back later."

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"Oh, sounds like something Lianelle would be good at?"

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"She would be! It's really annoying for that among other reasons that I have to live in the spring world - I guess I could live there without Lianelle, I'd have to quit using my powers casually but I could do that - Lianelle, would you rather be set up here to do more dungeoning -"

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"Not if you're not here, though I'd definitely like to do it if we have time when we visit."

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"It's not that we don't have time, we've got oodles of time, it's that me spending time here trades off against refilling the Spring. We might be able to set something up where you can do a quick one while I'm visiting my folks and Cricket anyway, though. Not while I'm doing a resurrection though since I need guiding then."

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"That sounds fun!"

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"Why don't you visit here and do them without May?"

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"It wouldn't be costly to drop you off, yeah."

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"I don't think the champion bond would stretch that far?"

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"I guess we have not actually... tried it..."

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"We can - my guess is it won't but I could be wrong?"

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"If it doesn't what happens?"

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"I don't know."

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"Maybe an experiment best saved for after I resurrect Tomorrowgirl then. - precog esper."

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Mhm.

"- would there be a place for me to stay if I want to settle on my home world after the extent of the influence of magic on my thinking is determined?"

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"I have enough money to spot you rent for a while."

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"And food? Or a recommendation of occupations I might find feasible even with my skills rather out of date?"

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"Yes, and food - food is less expensive than rent these days. I'm not sure what you'd be best at in the modern day but we can certainly go over possibilities."

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"That might be helpful."

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"So any complaints about the resurrection itself, or does that seem to have worked fine?"

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"As far as I can tell it worked fine."

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"Glad to hear it. And it sounds like your language updates came through. - my backlash makes me talkative, I have to be talking about something but if there is a topic that would be more useful please feel free to steer me."

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"- I suppose I'm curious how the future differs from the past."

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"We eradicated smallpox! It's easy to talk to people from across the globe and not that hard to travel there in person either! Literacy is near-universal in rich countries and almost every baby born reaches adulthood. Religiosity is down, human beings have nonmagically walked on the moon, effective contraception exists, horses are obsolete, and global trade has done amazing things for most every sector of the economy but right now all the examples I'm thinking of are food."

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"Oh. Well that all sounds extremely good."

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"They also figured out how to make much softer blankets, which isn't nearly as important but it's still very good!"

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"You're cute," May accuses her.

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"So are you!" Kiss.

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"- were they monogamous," May asks Lucian.