"Yes, that would be why I'm out here."

"Ah, okay. You been waiting a while?"

"A little while, yeah."

"Long enough to acquire the glitter, or do you just carry that around waiting for opportunities?"

"I already had it for unrelated reasons."

"What unrelated glitter reasons are there?"

"It was for a friend and the rest is extremely none of your business."

"You kind of dumped your business on my head."

"None of my business either," she says faux-primly.

"Now I'm super tempted to guess though."

She glances at the children to see if they're looking in this direction.

"They're statues. My mom's brilliant, isn't she?"

"...Wow. Yeah."

"So, no sneaky listening ears."

She makes a dumping motion over her head and then a combing motion.

I'm still missing something.

...Combing it into her hair? It's a sex thing.

That is a new sex thing. I have not heard of it. Will your friend be terribly disappointed that you have stolen their sex thing and dumped it on the head of a sleeping prince of the Noldor.

I'm not sure my friend didn't make it up. Anyway, I can get more.

Okay. I suppose it's a way to pass the time. 

He shakes the glitter out of his hair.

Sex or dumping glitter on people?

Both, I suppose. The latter has more interesting potential to annoy my cousins, that's something.

Yeah, I don't recommend using sex to annoy people unless you're interested in a lot of collateral damage.

Might've done that thing but I wasn't trying to annoy the person I was having sex with, does that count?

Trying to annoy someone by having sex with them is a different thing with potential for less collateral damage. And I assumed you weren't going to try that with your cousins.