May was about to fall back asleep in Ren's arms, and now she is not in Ren's arms, which puts paid to the "fall back asleep" plan.
'Yeah um. The supervillain thing seems very stupid to me right now but that might just be the backlash talking I don't know."
"Oh, yeah, most people have to get through awakening without any guiding and sometimes without even being sure they're becoming espers."
"Yeah that definitely sounds like worse. The guiding and the knowing what was happening and also you being there were all very helpful."
And the door swings open!
"Welcome back! I brought cake. And also pasta from a restaurant that opened back up on that street you two organized."
Oh wow this is warm and exactly hits the spot after a week of eating canned food.
Tattletale is aware!
"While you two eat I'll talk. A dungeon popped up in Tampa yesterday - Protectorate knew enough to send in a pair of heroes and start rescuing people, but they weren't the first ones on the scene. Turns out a villain by the name of Elegante beat them to it - someone special to her had been kidnapped and she figured while she was getting them out she might as well help with the rest. Except there was a warrant our for her arrest for grand theft auto, and the Protectorate decided they could deal with her and the dungeon at the same time. They were wrong."
She pauses a beat.
"Now, when there's another dungeon in Tampa, maybe a villain nearby doesn't show up and it waits until heroes get there. Eventually there'll be dungeons daily in Tampa and the local Protectorate will get stuck with handling most of them on their own. It'll take longer for help to arrive and it'll be less appropriate to the particular dungeon when it does show up, because they'll be drawing on less than half of the capes available."
"Skitter thinks this is a stupid way for things to end up. So instead she's proposing a different set-up - capes should be able to show up to dungeons and cooperate, same rules as Endbringer attacks. We'll provide support - medical, transport, whatever - for whoever wants to help, so long as they abide by the truce. And to make it easier for everyone to cooperate, there'll be a few independent capes specialized in dungeons who agreed to all this but aren't on the Protectorates naughty list, that way we get fewer dungeons where it's all Protectorate except for one villain or what have you."
"You two can be those capes, if you want. Lucien'll oversee the support ops too, and Lorica will advise as our world's leading expert on dungeons. Lucien can still have access to our tattoos removal service and you both can draw salaries. Endbringer attack comes up, you two will help with that too."
Offer finished, Tattletale cuts herself a slice of cake.