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cam meets some fastfairies and the thread authors take no position on the presence of an adorable romance arc
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"I mean, you did fail to put 'don't tell me your name' on the list of rules when I asked for it - I don't know how much of the circumstances you remember what with all the drugs?"

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"Not very much of it. Who tells people their name anyway?"

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"People who have not heard of this rule. Actually, among many people the principal purpose of names is to be called by them. Anyway, because of something you may not remember very much of, I'm gonna need you to say some things, is that okay by you?"

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This question seems to be the most confusing thing Cam has said or done so far. "I'm cooperating."

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"Cool! Your line is 'your task is to go and do whatever you like indefinitely for the consideration of one sunflower seed'."

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"Does something awful happen to me if I say that?"

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"It's possible it will put me in your debt but then I'll just give you more stuff besides the sunflower seed."

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"Will it do anything other than that?"

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"Not to you, unless something really weird and unexpected happens."

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"Your task is to go and do whatever you like indefinitely for the consideration of one sunflower seed," he says unhappily.
 

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"Yes summoner," chirps Cam, and he gives him a sunflower seed.

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He takes it, looking bewildered still.

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"Are we square? I can't tell by looking."

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"Well, you just gave me a sunflower seed, so no."

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"D'you remember how you got the idea to perform your experiment?"

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"Watched a woman summon a - thing like you - to rebuild a barn that had burned down."

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"Tell me when I've asked enough that we're square - how would I find this place and recognize this woman?"

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"It was just north of the ring where we summoned you, maybe an hour of walking? There's a little river and a barn near the river and a house near the barn."

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"And what's the woman look like?"

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"Human? Old enough that she didn't look at all like a fairy with odd features anymore - when they're old they get wrinkly and their teeth fall out and their faces change, I mean. Her hair was brown. We're even."

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"Great, thanks." And he gets up out of his chair and strolls around behind it and pushes it out of the dungeon.

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This fairy is so confused.

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Unfortunately if Cam addressed this they'd probably stop being even!

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The faery will just keep being confused.

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Cam gets the chair back to his room and stashes it in a corner.

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