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Jul 02, 2020 1:40 AM
cam meets some fastfairies and the thread authors take no position on the presence of an adorable romance arc
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"You have a lot of nerve, lying to me and then acting put upon that I tried to get even."

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"That's one of my personal qualities! But also you're incredibly confusing!"

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"I find you confusing, too! Who lies about bells?"

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"You have humans! Rumors of human idiom could conceivably have reached your ears even if you consider them exotic pets!"

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"Mortals lie a lot until you teach them to stop. It's not less bad because it's familiar."

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"I have had plenty of opportunities to observe that you're not deaf. I was obviously not trying to deceive you into believing there were bells."

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"I take it that's the only reason you can think of why it might be bad to lie to someone."

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"...assuming you are, in fact, clear on the fact that I was obviously not trying to deceive you into believing there were bells, yes, pretty much, how are you doing on reasons it might be bad to physically batter people?"

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"Violence against people you're indebted to is wrong."

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"How many bells before I qualify for basic rights?"

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"I want the feast."

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"Then do I get to talk without getting kicked?"

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"I won't kick you."

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"That's very specific."

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"It's what you asked."

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"I should probably stop relying on anything to do with your grasp of conversational implicature."

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"It's not my decision what to do with you anyway, not at this point. It's my court's."

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"Oh?"

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"I don't think they expected this to work or I'd have had instructions in the first place."

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"Oh?"

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"With mortals everything's planned out and there are people who know how to do it smoothly. I've only ever watched. They get them every time."

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"How?"

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"That's secret. ...I guess you could ask the one we've got now."

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"Maybe I will."

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"You still have to eat something so you can see the paths."

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