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Nod. "Do you want to be kept up to date on our plans for the court that sent you?"

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"Yes please."

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"All right. Anything else I can do for you?"

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"I'm not sure what the intended scope of the medicine idea is. There are some simple things that if the administering party can follow a basic dosing instruction are pretty safe to try and see what happens, like vitamin pills and rehydration stuff, but anything more sophisticated and you need at least a stab at the diagnosis."

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"I haven't actually had a human before and don't know what sort of things often come up."

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"I mostly just need to know if medicine with instructions like 'administer for pain and fever and not just randomly whenever under the weather, don't give more than X over Y period of time or Z over N period of time, discontinue if any of these four things' are too complicated."

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"No, that'd be fine."

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"Cool, I can get you some first line stuff of about that complexity. Is this for trading or for if I am not personally available to doctor here at some point in the future, medicines expire eventually like food does."

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"I was assuming you might not indefinitely be around to doctor. How long do they take to expire?"

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"It depends. Years, for most of the stuff I'd be giving you, it's probably not time to try to figure out vaccines for this population's pathogens."

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"Okay. And is actively dangerous once it's too late, or just less likely to work?"

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"I can stick to the latter without limiting the selection much."

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"That sounds good."

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"How much food do you want?"

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"I can show you how much space we have to store it."

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"That works. For complicated reasons I'm dubious about the history book, can I swap in an extra science book?"

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"It seems less useful for the things you wanted us to learn but I'm sure it will be appreciated just as much, so sure."

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"The complicated reasons are mostly orthogonal to your level of moral abominability."

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"How many musical instruments you want?"

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"Let's do the food first and then see how close we are."

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"Okay! Should I be assuming it has to be ready to eat or that stuff you have to boil or roast is fine?"

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"We can cook things that require heat. We can't cook things that require anything more complicated than heat, if it needs to sit over a fire or be dropped in boiling water those don't work."

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"You... have heat but not boiling water?"

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"That's right. I know of the existence of boiling water from experiments my father did while he was slow."

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