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cam meets some fastfairies and the thread authors take no position on the presence of an adorable romance arc
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I'd expect it to work under similar principles as any other vehicle, maybe with some complications if engine-type stuff works different from more purely mechanical locomotion.

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"When do humans invent all this stuff?"

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Spaceships in primitive form are twentieth century and they get fancier from there. Airplanes are a bit earlier than rockets that leave the planetary atmosphere but by a surprisingly small margin, I forget how small.

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"Huh. Neat."

 

And eventually he'll run out of questions or allowance to ask them. "Thank you. This was - nice."

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Good, because we can't go witness the invention of the joint stock corporation till the thirteenth century. We missed the Chinese version already!

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Apparently against his better judgment he sits back down. "Joint stock corporation?"

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Do you need me to cut you off here?

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He makes a face. 

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Sorry.

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"If it were your fault I wouldn't like you at all. - maybe a little bit. I wouldn't like you very much." He shakes his head. He heads out.

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Poor Econ Faery.

Cam does some work on the screen flicker problem, humming to himself through the tape.

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A while after that he comes in with an impressive stack of certificates. "Hi! I would like to learn all the languages you speak."

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As you can probably see I currently have tape on my mouth, which I was planning to leave there for awhile to observe where I tend to talk too carelessly. Example sentences in dozens of languages seem like they'd be especially hard to curate for accuracy.

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He sets all of the certificates down, looking very sad. "How long're you going to be at that?"

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I was thinking at least as long as it takes for all the misfortune to wear off but I've taken it off temporarily to update the human. I don't actually know how long that will take. Do you have a usual language learning protocol that doesn't have this problem?

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"Mostly people say 'this is a coin, this is a berry, this is a rock' and other things that are true."

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That's going to really limit your vocabulary. Or clutter your court with objects, I guess.

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"Hmmm. Do all the languages have the same written form?"

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Not even close. There's a most common alphabet, it's about the same as the current local language.

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"Ooooh! Then can you teach me the alphabets for the other ones? And we can do spoken words some other time."

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I guess that seems safe if I just pronounce individual sounds and words for you without forming any sentences?

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"Yes, that's not posing any risk of lying."

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Cam peels the tape off and starts teaching him the Arabic alphabet.

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He's so so delighted about this.

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When they're done with Arabic he can do hiragana and katakana with some written explanation of why this language has three alphabets.

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