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cam meets some fastfairies and the thread authors take no position on the presence of an adorable romance arc
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They observe some humans summoning a magical spirit one day. 

It's hard to tell all the details when you have to watch in shifts over the course of several weeks and when you can't hear anything they're saying, but the overall picture seems clear. First, their barn burned down. Then, they stood outside watching it sadly for a while. Then a woman went away into the forest, and wrote some things on the ground, lots and lots of detailed human words. Then a magical spirit appeared. Then the magical spirit walked back with her and replaced the barn and filled up the new barn with food. Then she had sex with the magical spirit. Then the magical spirit disappeared.

 

It makes sense, in the way human things often don't make sense. It seems like the kind of thing you could perhaps try yourself.

 

They carefully copy the human words onto the ground in a fairy circle. They carefully draw a circle in the dirt around the words.

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Then she will sit there embroidering instead of sitting there not doing anything!

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Oh good!

He decides it is safe to check his mail, but he doesn't have any, probably because he's been here for, like, minutes, even if this is a parallel reality. That really makes it hard to check up on anything.

He looks up a mechanical watch that counts milliseconds and can't find one. He settles for a normal mechanical clock and makes one of those.

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It works fine, just, like, slowly.

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Cam decides it will not cause any time paradoxes if he reads a novel. He makes one.

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Then his afternoon will pass peacefully and uninterrupted.

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He and Auda have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner, and when he finishes his novel he goes back to the faery science books.

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The faeries are batting above the average for tenth century humans but confused about many things! They're not sure if the stars move and whether planets and stars are distinct things. They seem unclear on the existence of air as a phenomenon distinct from vacuum. They suspect the world of being round but not confidently.

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Gosh. Maybe next time he sees Science Brother he will issue corrections.

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A different brother actually stops by first! "I heard you have thoughts about monetary systems!" he says by way of introduction.

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"I have information from a more advanced civilization about them, does that count? I got what seemed like a pretty abbreviated summary from your brother about how it has been discovered to interact with debt stuff."

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"Yes, that counts! Tell me about it."

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"The humans I'm accustomed to use money on a massive scale! They don't do it for minor personal favors within close relationships or to negotiate basic public-space type etiquette, but they use money to buy basically all other kinds of goods and services that aren't considered 'too cheap to meter' - such that figuring out how much to charge a given consumer costs more than the amount of good or service they'll realistically consume. There are several different kinds of currency and used to be more, which had fluctuating exchange rates depending on the prosperity and stability of the populations that used them. It was originally popular to use physical tokens of exchange, at first things that were valuable in themselves - standard sizes and shapes of metal, usually - later with easier-to-manipulate paper placeholders theoretically redeemable for such things, later they dispensed with the theoretical redeemability, later it became more convenient to represent amounts in pure abstraction without a physical correlate and then that became almost universal because demons are really good at forgery of physical correlates."

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"Huh! How do you represent amounts in an entirely non-physical way -"

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"We have machines," he waves his computer, "that are good at manipulating data, and it's possible to store the data in such a way that it's hard to mess with it if you are not an entity authorized to do so, so you store 'so and so has this many dollars' and then only the agencies entrusted with making transactions on so-and-so's behalf can adjust that number."

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"Huh! It seems like you could get all of the good things about debt that way but have it entirely tuned to what people actually want."

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"Pretty much! As opposed to this magic thing which behaves a bit like it once had a dream about what people actually want. I wanna think of a way to convince the debt thing to accept money as a substrate."

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Sigh. "I've tried. It does think money is worth something but the part where money is worth whatever people will trade for it is important and debt just doesn't track that."

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"That reminds me of a story - I'm not sure I'm good enough at translation to do it justice or how," sigh, "expensive it would be -"

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Sad faery.

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"I would love to just accept some faery currency for it but I have no idea how to predict how much it would even be!"

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"It would be pretty surprising for a story to be worth more money than I have but stories from another world have a lot of potential to be more."

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"I also think you'd really like the story, does that matter or does it matter how objectively well written it originally was or how objectively good I am at translating it or at reading aloud -"

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"All of those kind of matter - not exactly how much I like it but how much I want it -"

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"Well that's just fucking perverse."

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Sad faery.

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