"Good." 

"...It's okay, really. I'll get a job and save most of my money and then quit and get an apartment somewhere cheap and spend half my time writing books about psychology like Judith Rich Harris and half my time getting fucked in drag."

"....I'm glad 'psychology and getting fucked in drag' is somewhere in that plan, anyway." 

"It's in the rest of it too. Interspersed with my boring terrible job."

"That's good." Nuzzle. 

Maybe... there should be kisses.

Maybe there should. 

"I haven't been with a girl in a long time."

"And I've had a bunch of hookups in the last year or so," and holy hell is that an understatement, "but it's been a while since I dated a guy." 

"Me too." Kiss. "--I'm straight it's just. Complicated."

Kiss!! "I'm bi. It's a little complicated too but not very." 

"I've slept with way more guys than girls, it's just-- there are lots of guys who are into men in women's clothing and not a lot of women who are. And I can go to San Francisco and get on Grindr and line up three guys in a day to fuck me in panties and makeup while they're calling me a girl, and I don't think I met any girls who would do that before you."

....she doesn't know what to say about that either so she's going to try hairpetting. 

"Glad I met you, then." 

"Yeah." He looks at her with a soft expression. "It was nice though, I'll miss it."

"I'm happy to fuck you while you wear women's clothing and call you a pretty girl," she says, and kisses him again. 

"I meant I'll miss the men but that sounds awesome."

".....are you sure you're straight?" 

"...yes? I mean having sex with guys is hot at the time but I feel kind of weird and empty afterward."

"....some people just feel that way about casual sex but I don't think I've ever met a straight guy who would say 'I'll miss having sex with other guys.'" 

They should be on the bed cuddling.

"My kink is kind of sexist. Actually, really sexist. Having sex with guys is hot because it's a thing that girls would do and that's hot."

She thinks about it as she settles into his shoulder, and then kisses the patch of skin nearest her face and says "That is kind of hot, honestly." 

"I have a lot of fantasies like that. I fantasize about getting a manicure in a beauty salon, or having someone braid my hair, or being with other women in a locker room and belonging there, or knitting..."

(The ugly gross thing is having a reaction.)

"You can just knit, you know, knitting is for everyone. And I doubt the nail salon would turn away a customer, and your hair is long enough to braid if I try hard and believe in myself." 

"I don't really want to do things in front of people if I'm getting off on them. It feels creepy."

"....I don't think it's creepy to get your nails done.

And if, I don't know, I wore a really tight hair clip in public and it was pulling my hair the whole time, I dont think that would be creepy either unless I made it creepy, and people who wear cat ears aren't creepy unless they make it creepy, and I knew a girl who got a cake labeled eat me tattooed on her inner thigh and now she just goes around in public knowing that that tattoo is there and I don't think that's creepy either."