He snickers. "What percent of teachers were Naruto each year would be a national statistic."

"Of course then if anything ever happened to you there'd be a huge budgetary problem unless you insisted on being paid by the clone to begin with."

"Hm... Maybe if I'm paid by the clone but then I donate all the clone salaries to educational charities? Might still end up with a budget problem but somebody could also make me an undead like dad? Since undead can make clones."

"There you go. Eternal educational purgatory for you."

"I can get dad to drop my clones off at all the schools and dismiss them at the end of the day to save on commutes, too."

"I think eventually we'd have enough other teachers trained I wouldn't be doing it for eternity, though, but I might not mind a few decades if I like teaching at all."

Cam giggles. "Well, do you have any reason to think you'd be a good teacher?"

"I actually had a couple of kids declare me their boss back when I was twelve and they were like seven and I taught them a few techniques? That they learned pretty fast, and other than them following me around - the teaching part was fun?"

"Awww, that's adorable."

"I should probably check in on them next time I'm talking to anyone from the Leaf..."

"They might miss you!"

"Probably do. Hopefully they found someone else to play tutor..."

"Would they be in teams by now?"

He does some math. "Probably not? They're only gonna be ten-ish."

"Do they take into account who's already friends?"

"I think some? It does matter for team cohesion and all."

"That's good then. Moon incoming!"

Moon!!! 

(This is so cool.)

Here they are on the moon! It's windy since all the air around them is being constantly whisked away and replaced. They are light and bouncy!

He won't cause problems by bouncing very far away but he's going to have a lot of fun bouncing around a little.

Cam can keep up with a little bouncing no problem.

Eventually urge to bounce is enough out of his system that he says: "Okay! We should try the fox now!"

Block of solid air. "There's your backup air supply."

"Okay! Do you guys wanna back up a bit, he might get big fast - "

(Minato backs up, and does not need air so is fine with Cam ignoring him.)

Cam flaps up to sit on top of the shuttle.

And the air around him turns blood red, glowing, and extremely hot.