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Tobirama and Faust are necromancers
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"I think these people aren't as good at being discreet as they could want." 

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"Yeah... Humans are pretty good at spotting odd things, though."

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"Why must we use our powers for evil," she sighs. 

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"It's helpful if it tells you someone's actually dangerous... But the jump from 'they're acting strange' to clarifying if any danger is actually present is difficult, apparently."

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"I mean, we noticed Nereus was odd, and they're not dangerous." 

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"Yes, just - most humans don't want to stop to investigate."

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"Which is terrible." 

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"Yes. Though a harder element of our culture to change..."

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"I think as people realize that different stuff's not hurting them they might calm down some? If, like, every time you saw something weird you got a pot of gold, you'd probably love weird stuff, and I think stuff not being dangerous is like that? Or, like, if they don't get anything from being mean to people, 'cause right now a lot of people will get social approval if they're mean to the right people, which I think is a lot of it."

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"So if you were poked with a fork every time you were mean...pity it'd be so impractical to assemble legions of fork-wielding undead." 

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He bursts into laughter.

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"Maybe we could work out a spell for it." 

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"Maybe a bunch of undead mice to bite people's toes. Or a thing that gives you static shock. Or resurrect Jesus and make people listen to him lecture them on loving their neighbors for five hours."

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"Meh. If it didn't work the first time..." 

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"I mean, people don't tend to actually listen that much to dead people... But yeah, I don't know they'd like being told they're doing it wrong."

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"Besides, does Jesus actually exist?"

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"I think it's debatable if he was like actually divine or anything but my mom mentioned something once about grandmother having maybe met him? Or at least some preacher guy in about the right place and time, who knows how much that could've been distorted though..."

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"Huh, okay. Plausible."

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"Maybe he was an occultist, what with all the self-resurrection."

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"Not just that. If there's a spell to turn water to wine, I want it, especially if it can be adapted for medical-grade ethanol."

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"I wanna walk across water!"

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"Can't you do that anyway?"

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"I can swim and fly? I guess I could turn into a giant water-bug-thing... That'd be pretty neat to figure out... I'm actually dense enough I sink pretty fast when human-shaped though."

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"Oh, sure, I wasn't thinking human-shaped."

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"Giant water bug would probably be pretty scary-looking."

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