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Tobirama and Faust are necromancers
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And back to her first face. "I think average adult would be fifteen foot diameter?"

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"That's a lot of mass. How do you squish it down to human size?" 

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"I can control my density too, though not infinitely. So I'm pretty heavy right now, probably shouldn't try to ride a horse..."

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"Thank goodness for cars then." 

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"They're lot more durable!"

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"And less inclined to disobey if you try to make it do things it doesn't feel like." 

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"I wouldn't know! I think historically we'd just walk places? Or someone would pretend to be a horse I guess..."

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"Oh, that might work better. Horses are built much better for going fast than humans." 

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"Yeah. I don't get to be out of the city much, but different shapes are fun."

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"And if you break a leg it's not a death sentence." 

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"I'm not sure I even can break a leg? I'm only pretendingto have bones."

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"I admit I know very little about how that works." 

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"I have different parts of my body at different densities and kind of arranged differently? So I feel normal to the touch if someone doesn't super know for sure I got some bones wrong."

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"I can show you some illustrated anatomy texts if it would help." 

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"That'd be really helpful, yeah! Figuring out joints is the worst..."

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"So I see." 

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"Heh, yeah. That was fortunate, at least..."

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"Human joints do get that mobile, occasionally; I wouldn't have thought much of it if I hadn't been looking." 

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"Oh, good, I'd been worried it was way out of range..."

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"I was deliberately phrasing my questions such that if you were in fact simply a hypermobile human there wouldn't be any risk of your assuming I was insane." 

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"Good! I'll keep in mind 'hypermobile' for any future questions..."

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"If I see anything else off about you I'll give you the relevant medical excuses." 

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"Thanks! That's really helpful."

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"You're most welcome." 

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She smiles, and settles in for the ride.

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