"Everyone wants you I guess."

"I can do a lot. Also might be that I'm little and they think they can make me do what they want."

"Yeah. They didn't, though, right?"

"Make me do anything? No, they had to keep knocking me out because I was trying to escape."

"Oh. That's good. They're mean."

"Uh huh."

"And you're good and you helped everyone and you're a real hero and they're silly if they think they're heroes."

"I think everybody likes to think they're the heroes." Squeeze. 

"Yeah but you're right."

He grins at her. "Yeah I am."

She smiles back at him, and eats her dinner.

And after dinner he promised to explain what happened.

He did! Doctor Ximenes is waiting for him at the door.

Wing-wrap.

"Did you enjoy dinner?"

"I guess."

"I would like to take you to tell a couple of people what happened today."

"That makes sense."

Swear to believe your fiction, Contessa sends him via osanwë while he's led.

He hates that. 

He mutters it and is promptly extremely confused.

The room she takes him to contains Vice-Director Silva, Doctor Lira, the lie detector, and the cape leader of their coalition—a woman going by "Blindfold" who, appropriately enough, wears one, and has a white costume with green and grey details.

Very confused Epic sits down.

"Hello, again, Epic. Can you tell us what happened today?"

"I went to school. We were learning multiplication so I was vaguely annoying until they let me sit alone in the back and read my mechanical engineering textbook. I made things for all the other kids at lunch and it was great, they really liked me. After school I looked around for my escort home and there was someone in the right uniform and he asked how my day had been and I went with him. And then the car wasn't going back to headquarters and he said they were taking me somewhere else and I tried to jump out and then I woke up somewhere else and felt kind of - dizzy and bleh."

"Jump out? And where were you when you woke?"