"Oh dear, infinite regress. Um, how about we both get naked and make out some more until we think of something?" He is now somewhat embarrassed by their unbalanced state of undress, but also somewhat embarrassed by the thought of revealing his significantly scrawnier torso, so while he makes the suggestion he doesn't actually manage to start disrobing.

"Sounds like a good plan," Asher says, and slips his hands under Bruce's shirt to pull it off.

Asher's hands are strong and confident and warm. Bruce makes a happy little sound and helps get his shirt off.

Asher takes off his own underwear while they've already interrupted kissing.

His dick is the size of an unusually well-endowed porn star's.

Of course it is. Anything else would be a departure from the pattern. He stares anyway as he starts removing his pants, intimidated but also thoroughly appreciative.

"It's unlikely to come up again," he comments, "but you really should tell people you're a virgin before you fuck them."

"I--sorry. If you've changed your mind--"

"Not at all. What kind of monster would I be if I made you get an inferior blowjob for your first time?"

Weak little chuckle. "Thanks." He immediately resolves to do his level best to reciprocate, though between his inexperience and the size of Asher's dick he's afraid he's going to fail miserably. "I'll try to be a quick study."

"Hey," he says, and presses a kiss to Bruce's forehead, "don't worry about it. You'll do fine."

agdhfjahalfkjhs forehead kisses. Bruce melts a little, and reaches out to run his fingers over Asher's cock.

Asher hisses and wraps a hand around Bruce's hand to show him what to do.

Bruce can follow directions! Asher's reactions are fascinating and he wants to induce more of them.

+1 FUK for learning how to give a handjob.

Asher drops his hand, makes fascinating little noises for a moment, and then starts taking off Bruce's pants.

Yay, getting better at stuff! Yay, fascinating noises! Yay, no pants!

(Bruce is averagely endowed, shaved, circumcized, and hard as a rock.)

And now he's inside Asher's mouth!

Behold FUK 20.

Oh, he's beholding, alright. 

Any attempt to express Bruce's inner monologue here would involve mostly keymashing, and not even on the letter keys. Suffice it to say he is having an excellent time.

He probably won't be able to keep having this excellent of a time for very long, but the fact that he already came once today is helping.

Fortunately for him, Asher pulls off, kisses his thighs until he calms down enough to say words, and says, "do you like things in your ass?"

Last week he would have said no, that sounds painful and slightly gross. But this week he has Erogamer's Body and gets stat bonuses for expanding his horizons. "I'm not sure . . . want to help me find out?"

He kisses the tip of Bruce's dick. 

"How about you fuck me senseless and I'll save fucking you for next time, my dick is a bit much to take for your first time ever."

"Yeah, I was thinking something significantly smaller than your dick. That all sounds good." Then his brain catches up to the words "next time" and he's grinning like an idiot.

"Do you have condoms?" He can't get or spread STDs now, but Asher doesn't know that.

"Yeah." He looks in his nightstand drawer. "--Actually, shit, no, I'm all out. That's weird, I thought I'd bought some."

Did the Erogame steal Asher's condoms. Is that a thing that just happened. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so juvenile.

"Well, I'm too much of a virgin to give you anything, and neither of us is at much risk from oral, but what are you comfortable with?" Somehow he suspects that the pharmacy is out of stock.

"Well, I don't want to give you something. Shitty first time partner thing."