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Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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"...I still have to either be naked or wear a skirt."

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"Well, I'll think you look awesome either way. I guess you could get the skirt and then take it off if you decide you'd rather be naked?"

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"...coming is kind of bad because if I haven't just come I can make all my decisions in a haze of horniness. And then after I come I'm like 'oh god oh god what did I just do.'"

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+1 SED for convincing ??? Aarons he loves you.
Quest available: The Virtue of Chastity

You don't have to let ??? Aarons come. Investigate your options and choose one. It's not like his dick is doing much of anything to begin with.

Success: +5,000 XP, Edgelord skill
Failure: 'All Fucked Out' status effect
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"Well, I just got a quest to have sex with you and . . . looks like 'almost make you come but not actually'. I guess the game thinks horny you makes better decisions. I'm soooo surprised that this is its opinion."

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"Well. It wants me to be a girl, and not be paralyzed with shame about how much I want to be a girl." He makes a very unhappy face and strips off his clothes.

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"To be fair, I don't want you to be paralyzed with shame either." Though he would prefer to have a lot of "Aarons being brilliant and clear-thinking" in addition to "Aarons being distracted from his own thought process by horniness".

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"Have you got a quest for that yet?"

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"Nope."

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"...well we should probably go walk outside naked and see what happens."

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"Yup. Probably nothing. Maybe catcalls." Bruce goes first, clothes under arm.

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Indeed, he gets a handful of wolf-whistles!

+1 BOD for showing yourself off completely naked to a dozen people on a street corner. 
+1 ERO for walking down a street completely naked, you exhibitionist.
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"Hey, points! Just one more ERO and I finish that big quest. Want to come meet up with Asher and do something weird? . . . We can stop on the way to get you pants if you want."

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"I'm pretty sure," he says, "any clothing store we stop by is going to coincidentially be sold out of men's clothing."

He is reminding himself a lot that he's hotter than he used to be.

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"Hey," a man says to Bruce. "Why are you guys naked?"

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Bruce considers and discards a couple answers and settles on " . . . Why are you wearing clothes?"

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"...clothes are generally approved of in most cultures for reasons of modesty and protection from the elements?"

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His true rejection of that argument is "I bet I can get that sweet sweet 20th ERO point if I can get you to strip," but the closest he can get while still making sense is "Ah, but today the weather is nice and I am immodest. And feel like disrupting the status quo." He wants to look back at Aarons and see his reaction but he doesn't want to draw the guy's attention to him when he presumably doesn't want it.

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"Is that even legal? You might get arrested for public endangerment."

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"You mean public indecency? Nah, I bet that's one of those laws that's just an excuse for cops to arrest annoying people."

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"I think it's public endangerment because you're dangerously sexy."

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The guy thinks about it. "...you might make people uncomfortable?"

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He smiles at "dangerously sexy," because of the compliment and because it's reassuring that Aarons approves. He's still feeling way less confident than he's pretending to be--this is the discomfort of role-playing a bluff check in DnD turned up to eleven--but it helps.

"If I'm bothering you, I can go somewhere else. But you don't look very bothered." He tries to pose a bit. Look at me, I'm naked and hot, if you were naked you'd look good too.

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The guy considers. 

"...this is true. But you can't make it so that everyone who wanders by is extremely gay."

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