Bruce Banner has just returned from his lab, where his latest experiment came out really well. He should go straight to bed, because it's six in the morning, but he can't seem to become the right kind of tired, probably also because it's six in the morning. So instead he's watching the sun rise out the window of his cozy (tiny) grad-dorm single room.
"Hello!" says an extremely perky sales assistant. (Were Sephora sales assistants always that pretty? Bruce probably doesn't know because he never went into a Sephora.) "Are you here for our free makeover promotion?"
Yay but also oh no! Should he offer to let Lev go first? Should he avoid drawing attention to Lev in any way? Has putting points in SED generalized to normal human social skills at all, a normal person would be able to figure out what Lev needs from him here. A normal person wouldn't be standing here awkwardly failing to answer the salesperson. Shit. He gives Lev what he hopes is a sympathetic and encouraging look and goes where he was told.
The salesperson does not appear to find anything weird about putting makeup on a male-appearing person!
(Bruce might think this is the Erogame but actually Sephora is just like that.)
She asks him what sort of look he's going for then walks him through a variety of products that make his skin look more evenly toned and his eyes look larger.
Bruce is deeply unsure what sort of look he's going for, but presumably she's used to that. He asks for "nice to look at but not too flashy". Having his eyes look larger is pretty neat, both as an optical illusion and as an aesthetic thing.
And Lev returns, wearing lipstick and eyeliner and eyeshadow and blush, bright red, and looking much happier than Bruce had ever seen him before.
"Oooh, that looks really good on you!" Happiness looks good on him too, but apparently that statement doesn't want to come out of his mouth.
Woah what hey being grabbed by the collar and dragged is a surprise but he thinks he likes it. Outside with him.
What a good thing to be doing! It's going to wreck both of their makeup that had all that effort put into it but guess who doesn't care? This guy. He runs his hands through Aarons' hair. Is it even softer now? It looks softer.
Kissing is terrible because Bruce can't talk if his mouth is busy.
She can solve this problem. She starts kissing his neck. "Tell me I'm pretty."
Happy happy happy noises.
...Maybe he should bite Bruce's shoulder just to see what happens.
Confused twitching followed by incoherent happy noises and semi-deliberate hairpulling!
Leia kisses where she bit and says "keep telling me I'm pretty or I won't bite you again."
He giggles. "You're very pretty and also very clever and I'm not sure I can talk and get bitten at the same time. You look amazing like this, all wild and unconstrained and unstoppable."
"That's good, you're good, you're clever--" he's grinding against Aarons' leg while trying to hold his shoulder still for biting.
Leia will bite lightly to indicate her disapproval of this non-appearance-based compliment.
"You look so good in makeup, it's like your face was designed for it--beautiful custom-made artwork person--"
Harder biting! Very enthusiastic moan! Repressed thought about how her face was totally designed for it by the Erogame and she's not like this really!
"Ah--aaaah--fuck you make such good sounds--" he's going to come in his pants if he's not careful, and he's not thinking very careful thoughts right now.