Bruce Banner has just returned from his lab, where his latest experiment came out really well. He should go straight to bed, because it's six in the morning, but he can't seem to become the right kind of tired, probably also because it's six in the morning. So instead he's watching the sun rise out the window of his cozy (tiny) grad-dorm single room.
Well, it could be worse, it could have been literally anyone else. He's completely paralyzed anyway.
Bruce can't actually tell from this angle how obvious the goings-on under the table are to Asher. He grips the edges of his chair seat until his knuckles go white and stammers out "Eh, um, what--hi!"
This was slightly more than he expected but on the other hand the world is a sex game and he will never experience consequences.
"Uh--you know, stuff." Crap crap say something distracting "Did you know rodents are unable to vomit?" Dammit, why is that what he came up with.
What the hell is his life, oh right it's a simulation full of porn and awesome. "You two are unequivocally the best," he mumbles into his hands, which seem to be stuck to his face.
Part of him feels like he should explain to the random hot guy that, in fact, Lev is completely straight and is having gay sex for complicated paraphilia-related reasons, but probably the Erogame would not run him into someone who would mind, and also Asher is making out with him with Bruce's dick in between them and this is pretty distracting.
+1 ERO for getting a blowjob in public, getting caught, and having the other guy join in.
+1 ERO for enthusiastic attempts to, as it were, grind ERO.
A skill has been created by a special action! Sex in public has created the skill Convenient Censoring.
Skills/Convenient Censoring
Convenient Censoring. Lvl 1. Passive.
When you are naked, masturbating, or having sex in public, your naughty bits or behavior will be conveniently obscured by objects, people, or your clothes. You may at will modify this skill for complete, partial, or no obscuration. By default, the parameters of this skill are determined by PRV, ERO, and social context. People may still notice and respond to sounds and facial expressions you make.
Fourteen ERO, wicked. And conveniently obscured from what angle, just from anyone looking? What happens if he stands in an open space surrounded by people, sets it to full obscuration, and gets nude? Maybe "the parameters of this skill" means it won't work in that case. Maybe he's performing for an audience of aliens right now and the censoring objects are placed relative to the camera. That thought should not be as hot as it is. Anyway, none of this is as important as the problem that he can tell Lev and Asher are making out down there and the angle is all wrong for him to watch. Maybe if he leans sideways and twists his head like he's trying to drink out of a faucet? Yeah, that works.
--girl, she's a girl and she's sucking her boyfriend off and making out with a hot guy at the same time and maybe later they're both going to take turns fucking her, something happened and it turned a bunch of guys into girls, hot horny girls, and now it's okay to have sex in public because--
It occurs to her that, given the Erogame, something could happen that turns a bunch of guys including herself into hot horny girls, and then she makes a whimpering noise and almost swallows her tongue.
Bruce can't hear this train of thought and therefore cannot try to get a quest for turning people into hot horny girls, but he can hear the whimpering noise, and would probably melt out of his chair if not for all the limbs in the way.
Eventually they manage to coordinate so that Asher is sucking Bruce's dick and Leia is licking his balls.
Well, that's a novel and extremely pleasant sensation! Also now that they're out of each other's way he can pet both of their hair at the same time! He only manages not to come embarassingly quickly because he already came once today, or possibly because he put all those points in FUK.
Yup, nothing to see here, he's just really enthusiastic about these textbooks.
Once nobody is looking, he holds his breath and comes with a shudder instead of a moan.