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Marlo Lane
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats:

DOM: 2/100
SUB: 15/200
BOD: 20 (+)
LST: 1 (+)
SED: 6 (+)
FUK: 4 (+)
PRV: 19 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Points: 5
Money: $1,220

Status Effects: None

Description: Marlo Lane is a novice police officer hoping to make a difference. For the last year, he has been consumed with anxiety about Sasha Michaels, his best friend, who has been diagnosed with cancer and is expected to have no more than three months to live. His desperation to save his friend has opened him up to the possibilities of the Erogame.

Skills:

Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.

Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.

Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.

To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of his own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.

Perks:

True Love Conquers All: If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you---deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. People you love will live out a full natural lifespan and they will never die before you do. If they ever face serious physical or psychological harm, you will always get a chance to rescue them. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then you will be able to take care of them, and in time you will always be reunited. 

Info // Character Stats // Level:

At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.

Info // Character Stats // Body:

With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 20 makes you solidly the most attractive person in the room, assuming the room isn't in Hollywood, California. 

You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.

Info // Character Stats // Lust:

At a LST of 1, you're very nearly asexual. For now, anyway.

You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.

Info // Character Stats // Seduction:

Your SED of 6 makes it possible for you to get a date with a girl who doesn't have anything else to do that Friday. Could be worse, but could be much better.

You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.

Info // Character Stats // Fucking:

Your FUK of 4 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move?

How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.

Info // Character Stats // Perversion:

Your PRV of 19 despite your total romantic isolation is a sad commentary on the decadence of the third millennium. Nonetheless, casual exposure to a variety of naughty ideas has left you open to a whole host of things you prefer not to think about.

You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.

Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:

At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.

If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.

Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:

If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.

It isn't.

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"I won't make you finish that threat, it's not going to happen. Promise." 

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Bounce bounce. "We should go to the library and look at books. Or the art museum. Or the park and snuggle outside. Or the cake store and get cake. Or-- actually, wait, should I be concerned that the Erogame is going to start making all the libraries sexy now--"

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"Not until my 'how weird my life is' stat gets higher, I think. And possibly not even then. Do you mean bakery or is there actually a place that just sells cake?" 

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"Well, it also sells tea."

He would say "we should go and get me a slice and you a slice and Sasha, like, ten slices" but he is concerned that he has put his foot in his mouth enough today.

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It isn't that Marlo doesn't agree with him, but yeah, it's not the best thing to say out loud. 

They can spend an excellent afternoon together cuddling in Sasha's bed. 

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They can totally do this!

Lev probably could have sex with Marlo and Sasha now, but it's not like there's time pressure. Marlo and Sasha are going to be his for a long time. 

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The Erogame does not pop up any purple rectangles.

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Harry does not text or call Marlo.

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That evening he texts Harry 

you doing okay? 

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He does not get any sort of response.

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He might just be busy or that might be concerning; he doesn't know Harry well enough to say. 

He knows where Harry's apartment is, right? He'll check on him just in case. 

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Harry's apartment is unlocked, and he's curled up under a blanket shivering next to a bucket full of vomit. He's pale and his forehead is sweating.

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Marlo gets him a new bucket and another blanket and a bottle of water, puts the old bucket in the bathroom to deal with later. 

"Hey." 

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"Hey," Harry says. It clearly takes effort.

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Okay. This is something he knows how to do. 

He thinks Cuddle and wraps the second blanket over Harry's shoulders and holds his hair away from his face. 

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Harry makes a soft noise and rests his head against Marlo's shoulder.

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"You're doing great," he whispers, holds him tighter, pets his hair. 

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"Thank you."

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"What happened?" 

He keeps his voice very deliberately soft. 

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"I'm withdrawing!"

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"I can see that. Withdrawing from what." 

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"...Everything?"

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"Let me rephrase. What are the things you were taking before?" 

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He lists off a couple of different kinds of recreational drugs and a seizure medication. 

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"— okay. Keep taking the seizure medication, do you need me to go get it for you?" 

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